Prudes of the World - Unite!!

Nothing wrong with being a "prude." It just means that some of us have a sense of modesty and morals that others lack. There are many times in human history where the majority was wrong and the individual/minority was right.

There were these guys in an old age home saying they would like to see a naked women one more time. Saucy Sarah overhead them and stripped down and ran through the recreation lounge saying "look at me". The one old geezer says to the other "what was that?" He says "I don't know but whatever it was it sure needed iorning!"

Hilarious, Spryte. Actually, I do know a girl who worked her way through law school by being a stripper. I agree with you, it's the people, (men & women,) paying others to take off their clothes who are the idiots! Also, Anata, man, you're living in the PAST! The Chippendales were popular in the late 80's ... not a few years ago!

Yeah, I'm ready for peckers! The restaraunt that is! I have told my husband when he goes on his golf trips that if he wants to go with the guys to the tittie bar, he can, but do not give them (strippers) my money. When was the last time he put a dollar in my undies? The answer is never! I just think it's funny when guys get boob stupid (thats what I call it) and give away all their money.

Spryte, this is hilarious! I went to a ladies night at a rugby club once, and you're right! All the girl's were too busy giggling to be titillated, and when it came to the guy choosing victims to come out of the audience and cover him with spray cream, most of the ladies were cowering in embarrassment. I've heard stories from my husband's bachelor days, and I gather that men behave somewhat differently. We don't have a UK equivalent to Hooters, or perhaps that's just here on the south coast. Maybe in London they do, and the other big cities. I can't imagine wanting to go to one though, no matter how good the wings were. And as for Peckers, hmm, maybe as you say, just once for a hen party.

Yes! It could be a sticky situation! Seriously, I think that would be a very difficult job. I mean...it's not like you get to choose whose you look at. Think of what their thought process must have been when they were deciding which medical dicipline they would specialize in: "Let's see...I could be a brain surgeon...or a heart doctor...Oh! I know! I want to look at vaginas all day! Well, they do say it takes a male 9 months to come out of a woman and he spends the rest of his life trying to get back in.

She wasn't worried about what I was going to do for my bachelor party either because we only have one club in town and her Dad owned it.

She wasn't worried about what I was going to do for my bachelor party either because the only stripper in town was her sister.

She wasn't worried about what I was going to do for my bachelor party either because the only stripper in town was her mother.

Sorry :(

Safe jobs. I was thinking the Baltimore Lighthouse keeper might qualify but I cant think of many others.

This was very funny! It cracked me up. The laughing out loud kind of funny. I went to one every day for seven years because I was a DJ there. Civilian women (as I called them) didn't approve, of course, but boy did they have a lot of questions! Where as men just thought I was the luckiest guy on earth. I quit when I got married although she said I didn't have to. She wasn't worried about what I was going to do for my bachelor party either....I sure as heck wasn't going to a stip joint. I joked that I was going to do something completely different for my bachelor party...go to church!

Thanks for the great hub!

Very entertaining Hub. When I discovred there is a Hooter's even in small Bay City Michigan, I was surprised but my friends just said Yeah, whatever. 

The oldest strip clubs in our home city were closed down due to health code violations in the kitchen. lol

My wife has always ruptured a spleen at the very thought of me going to a strip club so I had to promise not to when we got married.  I don't NOT go because I think it is a reasonable request; I don't go because it mattered to her.  I have no problem with her going to a Chippendales show or anything else like it.  In fact, an opporutunity came up for her to go once and I encouraged her to do it.  My only stipulation is: look, don't touch.  I mean, it's eye candy for Pete's sake.  The way I see it, I don't care where she gets her appetite, just so long as she comes home to eat.  Know what I mean?  Anyway, she didn't go.  I think she was afraid that would open the door for me or something.  I suppose in the larger scheme of things it doesn't matter, but I have to say that it has made for some embarassing moments when my clients have wanted to go out after a deal closed on a few occasions and I had to "puss" out because I "was whipped."  I lost face with my clients but, hey, least I know I can keep a promise.

Spryte, actually I have seen women at those clubs. If you go to the Moulin Rouge in Paris, you will find that it's not just a male audience.

Dont forget Monks wear habits too.

No need to open a "Peckers", they're already out there. They're called gay bars, and due to the liquor laws in my state, any establishment that serves alcohol *must* serve food too, so technically they're restaurants. Think Pub Fare. They're popular with straight women who want to spend an evening out either alone or with their friends and have plenty of **fantastic** looking dance partners, but never worry about getting hit on. Next time your hubby or signif other wants to take you to Hooters, suggest dinner at a gay bar instead. Or when he wants to go to a titty bar with the guys to "play pool", announce you're going out dancing with *your* friends to a gay bar. Then you'll find out who the REAL prude is!! ;}

Human beings are human beings. Men are basically so insecure that they need strip clubs or thinly disguised titillation from places like Hooters. If you go there be honest, admit it. Most wives or significant others would not be too happy but what you get in ire will compensated for in being honest. But if you go and don't say. The level of doo doo you are in will rise exponentially and believe me these things have way of coming out. Dont ask - years of experience.

Great hub great insight.

MYTH: Strippers are working their way through med school, law school or any other kind of school. They strip because the money is great.

Double standard: Why is it acceptable for women to get together and go to Chippendale's but disgusting for men to go to Hooters?

I've actually been dragged to strip clubs...by women. Oh, they didn't have to twist my arm that much. My ex wife loved the strip club. If I had a woman in my life, I think I would probably be considerate of her "prudish" side though. If she was offended by the strip club, I wouldn't go. And I guess I can get hot wings other places, but I love my Hooters. You can have your Peckers. If she wanted to go, I'd go. I'm not at all insecure. Good write Spryte.

Spryte, you are a riot! Loved this as well as yours and Ananta's exchange! You sure are clever and witty. Make sure if you open a Pecker's, you get some anthuriums in the place - the official 'pecker plant!'

Honestly, I really think there is a market for it. Just remember how popular the Chippendales were a few years ago.

I've eaten at Hooters, together with my ex wife, and it wasn't very good. But still, we agreed that it was merely innocent entertainment than anything else. I wouldn't mind taking my significant other to Peckers either, mind you :)

But, to each his/her own

I guess Peckers would only be fair since there is a Hooters. The only thing is that I've never eaten at Hooters and I wouldn't dare give the thumbs up to my fiancee going to Peckers so I guess that makes me a little prudish.

My god, the girl wants a man that's both a prude AND honest! Has anybody ever told that you can be too demanding? *lol*