Oh, Duh Toilette

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Harlotte Comes to Breakfast

Good Morning, Breakfastpoppers. Today is Tuesday, May 17, 2016. Our creative friend, Spider Harlotte is at the breakfast table this morning. She has prepared a lavish feast of luscious croissants for our enjoyment. I have prepared buckets of French coffees to add to the pleasure. Harlotte, like so many of us, is confused and disgusted with all the "toilet" talk. At one time our mothers used to warn us about "toilet" talk. Now it is all the rage. Please join us for breakfast. We are anxiously awaiting your arrival.

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What's It All About

Thank you all for coming to the table this morning. I honestly have to tell you that I am confused about all this "toilet " talk. Everyone is talking about the right of transgenders to pick the toilet of their choice when the need calls. Even President Obama feels the "urge" to get in on the matter. If anyone is unsure about how far we have fallen from grace and common sense in this nation, just tune into the growing controversy about where and with whom we get to pee. For the sake of a minuscule few students and adults who self-identify as "transgender" the rest of us are going to have to bite the bullet and do "our thing" with people who normally wouldn't be using our bathrooms. I can say with total honesty that I will not and won't ever feel comfortable using the women's room with someone who feels female, but is not. I would not feel safe. I can only imagine what the nearly 55 million children in K-12 public schools will feel with regard to this new policy forced upon them by the government. Clearly, their privacy and safety is not a priority for the Obama administration. Let's hope it is for the schools who must assert themselves in the face of the government's threat to withhold funding if they refuse to comply.

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Not a Constitutional Issue

Our Constitution does not offer protections for people who feel they were born into the wrong sex. Our Constitution does not guarantee sex change operations or instructions for cross dressing. It does provide for the protection and safety of all, but it does not demand that the majority of citizens forfeit their right to privacy and safety for the sake of a few. President Obama and Attorney General Loretta Lynch have no right to demand that our public schools open their bathrooms and locker rooms to transgenders. Failure to obey will cause the schools to lose funding. This sounds like blackmail to me. Apparently, politicians in Texas and other states have vowed to defy the government. These states insist that the students should use the facilities for the sex they were assigned at birth. Parents of transgender kids and adults are grateful for the actions of the government. The majority of citizens are not. Parents have every right to worry about the safety of their children. Adults share the same concern for themselves. Forcing this issue upon the nation is unconstitutional and irrational. It makes me wonder if this issue is really about transgenders at all. It feels like it is just another attempt from this lawless administration and the left to see just how far they can push us around. They enjoy the chaos that social issues like this bring. With chaos comes control, and control is the name of the game.

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Let's be Rational

We don't have a lot of time to waste on this issue. We have far more pressing matters on the agenda. A simple solution to just make it go away is to construct, over a period of time, a single bathroom that can be used by either a male or a female. We don't have to force the majority of students or adults to deal with a loss of their privacy and safety. There is no question for me, that enforcement of this "open" bathroom policy will lead to trouble. Don't we have enough trouble already?

Harlotte's Song

Oh, what a tangled web we weave

When first we dictate where to pee!

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Comments 28 comments

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fpherj48 4 months ago from Beautiful Upstate New York

Our government has become one huge psycho ward. The nuts have hijacked the country. The whackos are steering the ship straight into the mammoth ice berg. There are no life jackets nor rescue boats. Even women & children cannot be saved. We can't tell which are women or men anyway.....so we're all going down with the ship.

Captain Ahab Obama and his band of lunatic pirates have orchestrated an utter shipwreck. We have been raped & pillaged, stripped of everything. The Skull & Crossbones Flag flies high.

"Good Bye" to our Country.....Adios to rights & sanity......Here's to one last massive & unified pee in the Ocean........The Final Flush.


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breakfastpop 4 months ago Author

Good Morning fp,

It's time to get a couple of parrots, a few eye patches and head for the open seas where we are free to pee with the sharks. I prefer those sharks to the ones we have in Washington and the fools who love them. See you at the Inn later. Let's drink to the Final Flush!!


taxlarry 4 months ago

Government has not been as intrusive in our lives as it has since Obumma got into the white house. That is part of the reason people are fed up with this administration. Hopefully, enough will be fed up that the witch will not get elected. Hopefully, she will be convicted.


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Tom Whitworth 4 months ago from Moundsville, WV

Pop and Harlotte,

Obama and others who feel it necessary to mandate a federal government solution to this situation will create yet another divide in the country like the Supreme Court did by making up Constitutional rights in Roe v Wade.


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breakfastpop 4 months ago Author

Good Morning taxlarry,

It is interesting that you brought up Hillary. Insiders say that she will continue to run even if she is indicted. She is keeping up with the Clinton tradition of not giving a damn about the law or the people. In this respect she is also emulating her counterpart, Obama. When I first heard that she intended to run if indicted, for a brief moment I thought she meant that she would run away. I was intensely happy for a moment. See you at the Inn.


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breakfastpop 4 months ago Author

Good Morning Tom,

A nation divided is an a nation easy to control. Just ask Obama and his mentors. See you at the Inn.


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bradmasterOCcal 4 months ago from Orange County California

Pop

It is more severe than Blackmail, it is Extortion. Shouldn't the federal government pay more attention to improving the academic performance of the students than trying to put children in the world of adults? The education system is the place that the federal government needs to figure out why so many students can't graduate high school, and go on to college.

In order for the government to make any kind of action on the abnormal bathroom behavior of the lgbt, don't they have to evaluate and modify the biological historical, traditional and logical concept of separation by Gender.

Gender has only 2 forms. A Male, or a Female, and that is how we separate public restrooms, and changing rooms. An apple is an apple and an orange is an orange. Yet, the lgbt wants us to believe that some apples are oranges, and some oranges are apples.

No wonder we can't educate children.

The federal government is totally against children. They allow children to never be born, just on the preference of the mother, and with no say from the father. Then instead of improving the academic process, the feds want to focus on calling genetic defects as normal.

Normal is normal when it functions according to its design. Normal cannot be redefined and called the New Normal just because some powerful and wealthy proponents Prefer it.

They intentionally misconstrue the word Equality by associating it with diversity. PC is the big hammer in this reconstruction of NORMAL.

You can't make two UnEqual things Equal just by saying it is Equal.

Simple Math

1 Apple + 1 Orange = 1 Apple and 1 Orange

lgbt Math

1 Apple + 1 Apple = 1 Apple and 1 Orange

1 Orange + 1 Orange = 1 Apple and 1 Orange

put it another way

A Male and a Female can make a baby

A Male and a Male cannot make a baby

A Female and a Female cannot make a baby

.....can make a baby is different than cannot make a baby.

It is Make rather than Choose that is the defining difference.

The lgbt nullifies the whole concept of the birds and the bees.

The simple fact that the world population today is over 7 billion people clearly indicates how very inconsequential is the contribution of the lgbt to benefiting the world.

We should treat them like human beings, but that doesn't mean we have to accept their ideology or submit to their simple preferences.

The lgbt isn't like physical handicaps, where the handicap is easily demonstrated and clearly not a preference. While the lgbt wants us to take their word that it is not a mere preference. Although one has to question how that is possible with the inclusion in their group of Bisexuals.

The lgbt is not about Equality or Diversity, it is about trying to validate their preferences into the zone of being moral and normal. To do so they want to skew the center of morality off to the side so they become the new center of morality and normality.

This is like saying the -1 is the new zero.

The fact is that the lgbt is still the mathematical super minority around the world, yet they want to leverage themselves as if they are the majority.

The government cannot mandate the solution to Social Issues, as clearly it has failed with abortion, alcohol, and tobacco.


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billybuc 4 months ago from Olympia, WA

You might want to sit down for my response....are you ready?

WE ARE IN TOTAL AGREEMENT ON THIS ONE!

I have far too many concerns about sexual predators taking advantage of this situation...a separate bathroom is just fine with me and seems the perfect solution to me. I'm willing to see some tax dollars go to this and end the issue once and for all.


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breakfastpop 4 months ago Author

Good Morning brad,

Obama brought this issue int the forefront in a deliberate way. He is not leaving office until he has completely turned our lives upside down. I have no problem with the LBGT community, but I do have a problem with allowing males into a female bathroom because they feel deep inside that they are women. The fact that this is even a hot topic is inane and insane. Government should mind their own business when it comes to social issues and stop trying to manipulate the majority for the sake of the minority. I'll be at the Inn.


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breakfastpop 4 months ago Author

Good Morning billy,

Actually, I was sitting down when I read your comment, although your agreement does not surprise me. The whole topic is insane and unnecessary. It is also fixable, so let's move on. See you at the Inn.


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Old Poolman 4 months ago from Rural Arizona

I truly believe this whole issue is nothing but a power play, and yet another Obama smoke screen.

Nothing has really changed when it comes to bathroom usage other than a very small minority group trying to force the issue.

Obama jumped on this to demonstrate he is still our POTUS and can do pretty much as he pleases until he leaves office. This situation has also temporarily diverted our attention from all the really important issues this administration is ignoring. While everyone is busy writing, thinking, and talking about this issue, we are leaving them alone on the important issues.

It was also a way to further divide the people of this country. We can see that once again we are very split on this bathroom situation that has not really been a problem until Obama chose to make this unlawful ruling. This really is just one more jab by the President to get even with we-the-people whom believe he has done a terrible job as our leader.

He is incapable of handling important issues that affect this country and sometimes the rest of the world, so he picks something this stupid to show us what a great man he really is.

Personally I could care less about this whole issue. Unless they plan on putting a cop at every public restroom I believe we citizens can figure out how to deal with those who violate our decency rules. Not all of us have rolled over and become little sheep.

Our school systems are failing miserably at educating our youth. By taking away their money for failing to follow this stupid ruling, the blame for this failure can be shifted to the State's, not the Feds. I can hear it now, "If they had just complied with Obama's bathroom law they would have plenty of money to educate our children."

This stupid law reminds me of some of the rulings issued by some of the HOA's in this country. Many of these groups are also led by insane people.


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WillStarr 4 months ago from Phoenix, Arizona

If we allow any men to violate the privacy of the ladies' rooms, there' simply no doubt at all that sexual predators of all types will take advantage of that stupidity. Just this week, a man lurking in the WalMart ladies' room offered a pre-teen girl $20 to take off her pants!

Like Donald Trump, I am not politically correct, so I have no problem at all saying that men have no business in the ladies' room. Period.


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fpherj48 4 months ago from Beautiful Upstate New York

Th Rest rooms at the Inn may be the only safe ones left. I hope it's close to the shopping area! During the Holidays you may have a long line of shoppers from the Mall waiting to use your facilities.

Charge an entrance fee! Finally, you'll be rich!!


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breakfastpop 4 months ago Author

Dear Mike,

You explained this insanity perfectly. I hesitate to say this, but I have read over and over again that Obama visited gay bathhouses years ago. If that is so. he is probably keeping his promise to his friends Personally, I don't care what his preferences are, but I do care about the majority of citizens who have a right to feel safe and private. See you at the Inn.


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breakfastpop 4 months ago Author

Dear Will,

I haven't heard about the disgusting incident you mentioned, but I am not surprised. What's happening now is the death and confirmation of common sense. I can't stand it! See you at the Inn.


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breakfastpop 4 months ago Author

Dear fp,

The restrooms at the Inn are single occupancy. Personally, that is the kind of public restroom I prefer. See you at the Inn.


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bradmasterOCcal 4 months ago from Orange County California

Pop

Sorry I missed you at the inn. I agree with you, except I do have a problem with the lgbt machine. I take their members one at a time, as I do everyone one. But lgbt is a militant and powerful group that is muscling its wishes into our normality.

They are always there to be the red herrings, so that we don't have time to take on the critical issues of the country. Government cannot solve social issues, and the issues they could solve they are inept as doing so.

I left you some coconut cream pie, sorry I ate the donuts.

have a great night.


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maven101 4 months ago from Northern Arizona

Good morning, Pop and Harlotte...

The stench emanating from this ridiculous bathroom brouhaha comes straight out of the White House door...Your anger and frustration is felt by all clear-thinking Americans...

The nonsensical statement that an individual's "internal sense" determines one's gender (sans diagnosis or treatment) reminds me of the old Mounds and Almond Joy jingle, "Sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes you don't"...

Transgender activism is an attempt to further strip away society's moral boundaries...It's all part of the Progressive war on reality...To them, reality is determined by one's own narcissistic feelings and desires rather than by, well, reality...

I'm passing out Almond Joy's and Mounds tonight at the Inn...


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bradmasterOCcal 4 months ago from Orange County California

Maven

That was a brilliant view on this flushing subject.


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maven101 4 months ago from Northern Arizona

Brad...

I'm visualizing a Progressive reaching down into that fulminating toilet and trying to grab a piece of the crap that lies there, on the end that doesn't stink...The definition of political correctness...


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bradmasterOCcal 4 months ago from Orange County California

Maven

That is a great visual, although not for the feint at heart, but accurate.

PC Political Crapness

:)


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breakfastpop 4 months ago Author

Dear brad,

Firs of all, thank you for the coconut cream pie. I love it! Second of all, this entire issue is a deliberate distraction to divert us from the real problems at hand. I am not even sure the LBGT community agrees with all this chaos. See you at the Inn. I have ordered tons of appetizers for all the poppers.


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breakfastpop 4 months ago Author

Dear maven,

You have an exquisitely beautiful way of summing up an issue. I love the Mounds analogy, and with your permission I will use it every time I encounter a lunatic. I look forward to seeing you at the Inn and enjoying the pleasure of your company.


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breakfastpop 4 months ago Author

Dear maven and brad,

I simply adore you guys!!!!!


Francine 19 4 months ago

I will be suppressing my urge till I get home if this is what the future holds. Your solution is spot on! How's the toilet at the inn? I may have to drink less..


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breakfastpop 4 months ago Author

Good Morning Francine,

What a delightful surprise to see you at the breakfast table. Good news, the toilet is just fine at the Inn. All bathrooms are singles only. I don't even like peeing with women much less men who feel like women! See you soon.


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Faith Reaper 3 months ago from southern USA

What craziness! I would never want any of my granddaughters going into a public restroom with a man who feels like he is a woman in there ...can you imagine!

Commonsense approach - Just look down between your legs and you will automatically know, seeing what you were born with, which bathroom you belong in. Easy solution.


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breakfastpop 3 months ago Author

Dear Faith,

You make sense, but if this issue refuses to die let's just have single either sex bathrooms. Something is very wrong in this nation, and it is only going to get worse. See you at the Inn.

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