Record of what the Illuminati did, why they act in history. Adolf Hitler connection. His death. What happened his body.

Contents.

The Illuminati and Adolf Hitler.

Hitler was an Illuminati, and he hated them as well.

The death of The Illuminati Adolf Hitler. What happened to Hitler's body.

Members of The Illuminati.

Adolf Hitler. He fell out with his fellow illuminati brethern.
Adolf Hitler. He fell out with his fellow illuminati brethern.
Hitler celebrating the fall of France. From the private albums of Eva Braun.
Hitler celebrating the fall of France. From the private albums of Eva Braun.
The Fuhrer. Pictured at the victory dinner in Moscow.
The Fuhrer. Pictured at the victory dinner in Moscow.
Marshal Stalin. Photographed after "A good meal".
Marshal Stalin. Photographed after "A good meal".

The Illuminati and Adolf Hitler.

Much has been written over the years about the shadowy organisation called The Illuminati, who are supposed to control world events, and manipulate them to their own wicked advantage. There are those who will even go so far as to say that some of the leaders of the world are shapeshifting reptiles from another planet. Of course the reptilian conspiracy is not true. In a previous series of articles I, in my capacity of President of The Ancient Society of Secret Historians, have comprehensively debunked that particular fantasy. I have shown that The Illuminati are in fact shape shifting pigs, and that the organisation was founded by The Three Little Pigs in the weeks following the death of The Big Bad wolf.

In this essay I am going to just detail one example from history of the disastrous consequences that ensued for the world from the actions of one shape shifting member of the porcine fraternity.

There can be very few people who have not heard of Adolf Hitler. This man, who was Chancellor of Germany from 1933 until 1945, plunged the world into the horror of the Second World War, and his name will live in infamy as the architect of that abomination "The Holocaust". He has been the subject of many conspiracy theories himself. There are many people who believe that he survived the fall of Berlin, and went on to live in retirement in South America. One of the mysteries that has occupied the thoughts of historians ever since is what became of his body after death. And it is that subject that I am about to address in this short article.


Hitler was an Illuminati, and he hated them as well.

Many theories have been put forward as to why Hitler developed such a diabolical hatred for the Jewish race. So great was his detestation that he devoted almost all his efforts, after he came to power, to trying to completely remove the children of Israel from the face of the planet. Some have said that he resented a Jewish professor at the Viennese Academy of Art for rejecting his application for a course. Others have said that he was trying to distract attention away from the fact that he had some Jewish forbears. The true reason for his pathological loathing of that unfortunate race can be revealed here for the first time. The reality is that Adolf Hitler was a shape shifting pig, and a member of The Illuminati. He hated the Jews because he resented the fact that they would not eat pork, and paradoxically he hated all other Illuminati members as well.

Early in his career the man who went on to terrorise the planet tried to organise a coup in Munich called "The Beer Hall Putsch". It was his intention to take over the government of Bavaria. This was organised in cooperation with General Ludendorff, who was a prominent member of The Illuminati. Things did not go too well however, and the rebellion failed miserably. Hitler and the general were arrested. Hitler was sentenced to a period of imprisonment in The Landsberg Fortress. The general got off with a suspended sentence. Hitler hated the general from then on because he gave him no more support.

Prior to this the political platform of Adolf Hitler was very largely anti-Semitic. But the bitterness over his imprisonment really brought it to a new level of hysteria. You see his mind confused his hatred of his fellow Illuminati, represented by General Ludendorff, with his hatred of the Jews; and when he considered that Jewish people would not eat pork, and were consequently sparing the very fraternity that he hated so much, his rage against them became all consuming. It is from such a mundane source that the horror which was later to engulf European Jewry grew. The results are in all our history books.

But it is the mystery of Hitler's death, and the final disposition of his body that I want to come on to now. History tells us that Berlin fell to the approaching Russian armies in late April 1945. We are further told that the German dictator killed himself some days before. An attempt was made to burn his body to prevent it falling into the hands of the enemy. The burning was not a complete success. No trace of the remains of Adolf Hitler, however have ever been produced. This is one of the things that have given rise to the notion that he might have escaped. He didn’t. The truth is even more unbelievable.


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msorensson 6 years ago

:-) Well done..lol...


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christopheranton 6 years ago from Gillingham Kent. United Kingdom Author

Thanks msorensson. Glad you liked it.


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Hilly Chism 6 years ago from Holland

Very funny "I don't know if she belonged to a secret sect as well. Perhaps she was just weird." is my quote of the day


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christopheranton 6 years ago from Gillingham Kent. United Kingdom Author

Hi Hilly. I,m glad you liked it. Bye the way. You have a cool name.


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Nellieanna 6 years ago from TEXAS

hehe - I guess the Moscovites removed the ill-fitting Nazi uniform before roasting him - good move - or remove, in this case, though the meat may have been just as hard to chew!

Christopheranton, you never cease to astonish me with your wit and unique style!


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christopheranton 6 years ago from Gillingham Kent. United Kingdom Author

Nellieanna. Thank you. I'm really pleased that you enjoyed it.


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Petra Vlah 6 years ago from Los Angeles

Now it all makes sense and I can finally understand the theory of reincarnation and the relationship between Hitler and the president of Iran; it is all about eating or not eating pork, right?!


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christopheranton 6 years ago from Gillingham Kent. United Kingdom Author

Hi Petra. That seemed to be the problem Hitler had, as he was a cannibalistic maniac who hated pigs, so by extension he hated jews because they would not eat pork.


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mysterylady 89 6 years ago from Florida

We often have commented on the same hubs, and so I decided to check you out. I am glad I did because I enjoy your humor. I'll start following you!


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christopheranton 6 years ago from Gillingham Kent. United Kingdom Author

Hello mysterylady 89.

Thanks for reading, and the follow.

I'm off to check you out now. I have to find out what the mystery is.


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Wesman Todd Shaw 6 years ago from Kaufman, Texas

Dude, they keys to the entire universe lay in your profound and logical machinations. . . .or something.


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christopheranton 6 years ago from Gillingham Kent. United Kingdom Author

Wesman. You could be right, at least about the "something".

Thanks for reading.


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lone77star 6 years ago from Cebu, Philippines

I wept with laughter! Awesomely funny.

Thanks!


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christopheranton 6 years ago from Gillingham Kent. United Kingdom Author

lone77star.

I,m glad you liked it.

It was fun writing it as well.


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N.E. Wright 6 years ago from Bronx, NY

OMG!!! LOL!!!

You are so damn funny. I just busted out laughing at the end.

I cannot stop laughing now.

Thank you so so much for sharing. LOL.

Take Care,

N.E.


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christopheranton 6 years ago from Gillingham Kent. United Kingdom Author

N.E Thanks for reading, and I,m glad your funny bone was tickled.


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Marie-Renee 6 years ago

I like the way you write about Hitler and history, very funny. Just wondered how Hitler would feel about his shapeshifting as pig? lol...really funny. will follow u and hope to read more about the illuminati christopheranton version..


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christopheranton 6 years ago from Gillingham Kent. United Kingdom Author

Marie-Renee.

Welcome on board. There are plenty more where this one came from.


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waxi 5 years ago

THe most astonishing information I ever read I am left with goose pimple bones

Waqxi


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christopheranton 5 years ago from Gillingham Kent. United Kingdom Author

You know what they say waxi.

"The truth is stranger than fiction".


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waxi 5 years ago

Thanks Christopheranton I second your quote "The truth is stranger than fiction "

Bear in mind that Muslims also don't eat Pork why didn't Hitler include them in his genocide ? May be he wasn't educated enough !!!!!!!!

Waqxi


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waxi 5 years ago

Thanks Christopheranton I second your quote "The truth is stranger than fiction "

Bear in mind that Muslims also don't eat Pork why didn't Hitler include them in his genocide ? May be he wasn't educated enough !!!!!!!!

Waqxi


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christopheranton 5 years ago from Gillingham Kent. United Kingdom Author

Hi waxi.

He wasn't that well educated, and he was clinically insane anyway, so his logic wasn't exactly the best.


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debugs 5 years ago from Odessey777, Umbris

I must confess that I am one of them. ((takes my Prozac!!!))


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christopheranton 5 years ago from Gillingham Kent. United Kingdom Author

Hi debugs.

One of which?

Are you a jew, a nazi, an illuminati, a muslim, or all of them, or a combination of two or more of them?

I,m slightly confused.


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debugs 5 years ago from Odessey777, Umbris

I am a Jew and naturally an Illuminati and responsible for all the ills of the world!


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christopheranton 5 years ago from Gillingham Kent. United Kingdom Author

Unless you can shapeshift into a pig, you must be only an associate illuminati. That is still something however.


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nemanjaboskov 5 years ago from Serbia

A very interesting approach, Christopher :)

I shall continue reading your hubs to see if all of them are as interesting.

Well done!


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christopheranton 5 years ago from Gillingham Kent. United Kingdom Author

nemanjaboskov.

Thanks for your kind words. I hope you enjoy any more that you read. I have read some of yours, and I was very impressed.


niggalas 4 years ago

nigga what


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christopheranton 4 years ago from Gillingham Kent. United Kingdom Author

I beg your pardon?


Dafaq 4 years ago

If you know everything then WHO WAS PHONE!!?!????????!!!


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christopheranton 4 years ago from Gillingham Kent. United Kingdom Author

I think you need to rephrase your question.


Taddo 4 years ago

wow its good to know your view regarding to the founding of the illuminati's organisation..it is sooooooooo damn funny! ehehehehe


anxious 2 years ago

just reading through and anxiously wanting to know more info's about this shadowy organisation


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christopheranton 2 years ago from Gillingham Kent. United Kingdom Author

I've got all your answers. You just need to read through them. Thanks for commenting.


Penis 2 years ago

Well.. who is the leader of the illuminatie then ?


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christopheranton 2 years ago from Gillingham Kent. United Kingdom Author


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