The Week In Review

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It's Been An Exciting Week For Obamacrats

This past week has been a bit hilarious as Weinergate rose up its ugly head (no pun intended), Debbie Wasserman-Schultz, the new head of the DNC made a fool of herself and stuck her foot in her mouth at least twice, Obama stayed confused about how to fix the economy, but don't worry Obamacrats ACORN has the answer. Then we had the Lame Stream Media chasing Sarah Palin's bus like rabid dog's who hadn't eaten for weeks. Hope the exhaust fumes choked a few of them along the way.

Of course our liberal trolls on the internet are delighted hitting the "Vote Down" button as various writers, including The Frog Prince himself, reported the sordid details. The truth can be such a pesky thing that gets in the way of their fairy tales.

I'm running a little short of Kleenex due to having to wipe the tears of laughter out of my eyes. If you run out, may I suggest you use the sleeve of the T-shirt you bought at Goodwill.

Recapping Weinergate gets a bit complex. He dominated the news even though he didn't do much for his BVDs. He was interviewed tirelessly but no answer has been forthcoming as to whether that is Weiner's wiener or not. But the breaking news is that Whining Weiner has delivered the goods that Obama couldn't muster up. He delivered us change we can believe in. On a recent flight, the TSA xray scanners captured the image below. The first picture below is the unsolicited picture he sent his young love interest. The one beneath that is the xray of the real goods. Now that's change we can believe in I tell you!

So then new DNC chairwoman Debbie Wasserman-Schultz flew in under Whining Weiner's smoke screen to make two profound announcements. I saw these but considered the source as I was zooming by. Have you ever really listened to this obvious Obamacrat as she screeches her pronouncements? First was her charge that if the Republicans had had their way, we'd all be driving foreign cars. Some one beat me to the punch and found out old Debbie The Clown was the proud owner of what else? A car manufactured in Japan. Naturally, she cried foul ball as the press actually pointed out her faux paux. Speaking of hypocrites Debbie Doodle,.this week's official Moron Certificate is proudly presented to the "Infinity Queen."

But wait gentle readers, she wasn't quite through. Her next pronouncement was that, scratch her little dyed blonde brain as she might, she didn't understand why illegal immigration is against the law. Are you people down there in her district paying attention to this woman, or are you really just as brain dead as she is? Here I thought Alan What's-His-Name from Orlando was over the cliff but he ain't got nothing on this one. She railed against the Republicans for this injustice and miscarriage of justice. How dare they!

I'd give her a second certificate but I'm running a short supply line lately.

Poor Law Breakers! Huh Debbie?

Then, lo and behold, Sarah Palin had her bus tour and the Lame Stream Media (LSM) Paparazzi reminded me of the hounding of Princess Diana. We all know how that turned out. They were just besides themselves that Palin had the gall to not let them know when she was going to take a potty break. Besides, the people on the bus caught a reporter taking his on the side of the road. Tomorrow's Hub will report the most outrageous charge that I've read lately about the injustices that Sarah perpetrated on the LSM. After the way they treated this fine patriot and her family since the last campaign, I'd tell them to go piss up a rope myself.

But wait! As the bus tour came to the end of the road, who should pop up but Howard Dean. Wasn't he the last chairman of the DNC before Wasserman-Schultz came aboard to steer the USS Obama? He had a proclamation to make: PALIN CAN BEAT OBAMA! Now wait a minute Howey! The way things are going Bozo The Clown could beat Obama!!! The economy is heading for a double dipper old boy. And the Obamacrats are crying foul to anyone who will listen. But to hear the libber lips talk, they want Palin on the ticket. Be careful what you wish for Progressives. We got you in our sights now just like we had the last Progressive to occupy The Whine House. Remember Jimmie Carter? He's a bit relieved.

Now I know the Obamacrats must be chomping at the bit waiting to see what comes next. This whole past week the news was dominated by Democratic hypocrisy. They were a bit disheartened that they couldn't scare the wits out Grandma and Grandpa accusing the Republicans of wanting to do away with Medicare which IS NOT what Paul Ryan's budget proposal is all about.

MEDISCARE? Who needs it with the circus that pulled into town for our entertainment pleasure last week. I'm thinking about making this a weekly feature. What do you think? It will give the liberal trolls a chance to hammer away at the "Vote Down" button without providing an explanation to Hub staff as to why. Something to think about. I never have been fond of spineless jellyfish.

So let me close with a video by my friend Ben Crystal. He's much better at satire than I am. But isn't it strange how close satire comes to being the truth. All you have to do is blend the two and dish it up!

The Weinermobile Or The Debbie Clown Car. You choose!

Y'all have a great week and let your Senators know that it would be nice to pass a budget with the spending cuts the majority of us called for in November 2010. You know, just when they can get a "Round Tuit."

Have you received yours yet? http://hubpages.com/hub/A-Round-Tuit

See you on the flip flop.

The Frog Prince

Here You Go! Have one on The Frog!!!

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dallas93444 5 years ago from Bakersfield, CA

Like it!~


Pat Potts 5 years ago

Enjoyed reading all your articles this week. You made it all fun and yes I have had quite a few chuckles myself. Thanks again.


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TheGroundsquirrel 5 years ago

The idiot liberal communist progressives have proven once again that we have nothing to fear from overpopulation, 'cause it ain't gonna happen.


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tlpoague 5 years ago from USA

I loved the pictures you posted. This is something to read while not trying to drink you coffee. Great hub!!


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Writer David 5 years ago from Mobile, AL

What is it with Democrats in Florida? Are they all as insane as Alan Grayson and Debbie Wasserman-Schultz? I am willing to wager when Debbie Wasserman-Schultz made that comment about foreign made cars, she didn't even realize her car was foreign made. That woman is just that clueless. She even makes Pelosi look like a Mensa member. So, Debbie Wasserman-Schultz says Republicans think illegals are criminals? Ah...maybe it's because they are Debbie. They are in violation of federal law (1986 immigration enforcement and reform act). It must be something in the water in Florida.


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The Frog Prince 5 years ago from Arlington, TX Author

David - Having grown up in Florida, initially retired there then decided I needed greener pastures I may be able to shed some light. Florida has become a haven for years now with the northeast mentality set. That means having a liberal mindset. Wasserman-Schultz isn't a native Floridian, we are few and far between, listen to her accent and determine the area of the country she originated in. They vote people like her in because she promises them the world. She can't deliver in most cases but it'll always be, "Those damned Republicans."

Grayson is certifiable as his statement that day about, "Republicans want you to die" attests to. The voters in his district tossed him on his can for being so stupid as to make a statement like that.

The Democratic Party has been hijacked by Progressives. I'm not sure why the average Dem is willing to put up with that maneuver but they seem content to keep those blinders firmly in place.

The Frog


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TheFewTheProud 5 years ago from Orlando, Florida

Writer David - Hey, you've got to give Florida a slight break. Debbie Wasserman and Alan Grayson are transplants, both from New York and both Jewish so you know who they are in love with. She resides in the Democratic love nest of Broward and Miami-Dade counties; i.e. Miami and Ft Lauderdale.

Alan Grayson on the other hand, who is in my district, did a sneak attack on the backs of a Republican who promised not to run again, but did, and the voters turned on him. Bad mistake. But we found out what Grayson was like in a few short months and threw his butt out of office at the end of his term. Defeated by a former State Senator who wasn't all that charismatic but whose credentials were good enough to beat Grayson.

There may be something in the water, but it is mainly in South Florida where New Yorkers and Jewish folks run amuk. And of course you have a nest of Latinos and illegals there too who lean to the left.

Florida has its red and blue spots just like any other state. The old saying about Miami/Dade is, "the last American out bring the flag."

Enjoyed your comment.

P.S. FP beat me to the punch but I will let my comments stand anyway.


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TheFewTheProud 5 years ago from Orlando, Florida

Nice week in review FP. Sometimes it's nice to be reminded how much absurdity can take place in one week.


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The Frog Prince 5 years ago from Arlington, TX Author

TFTP - I tried to present what we saw in a humorous, satirical manner but you can dress the truth up any way you want it but it's still the truth.


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TheFewTheProud 5 years ago from Orlando, Florida

FP, if we didn't have some humor and levity, we'd all be physically and mentally drained by days end.


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Writer David 5 years ago from Mobile, AL

TheFewTheProud

Thanks for the explanation. But, how do you explain people in Florida who don't know who they are voting for in an election (2000 voting snafu)? That one still stumps me.

Frog,

I see the NP socialists are still downgrading this hub. It's absolutely humorous. They cry about freedom of speech and dissent when W was in office. Now that the anointed one is in office, they say it is subversion of the U.S. Constitution. The truth? These morons can't handle the truth.


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TheFewTheProud 5 years ago from Orlando, Florida

David - there is no explanation for stupidity. Somewhat like you can drive cattle to water, but you can't make them drink it!

P.S. Read my profile and you will see my hometown is in Alabama; matter of fact my oldest dau lives in Mobile.


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The Frog Prince 5 years ago from Arlington, TX Author

David - The trolls have their little networks established to spread the word that a big, mean conservative is telling the truth again. What I find amazing is that the management, who has to know exactly who is doing it, tolerates the sort of abuse involved by gangs of trolls. They think that it causes people NOT to read a particular Hub. Rather stupid and childish IMHO.

The problem for the forum is that it reflects poorly on the credibility of the people responsible for ensuring proper blogging behavior is adhered to. Users have left for lesser reasons. I have brought more than a few new users with me to the Hub since arriving, others don't want to participate because of past experiences where the credibility hits the skids.

Many of them just read what I write and refrain from becoming any more involved than that. Sad but true.


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tom hellert 5 years ago from home

FP,

Great now Ny is exporting our idiots south at least in rural Ny they still have a brain unless some jackss pretends to be a Tea party candidate and let the Dumbocrat win Debbie Blabbermouth schultz- is an idiot and hate monger so she is a great replacement for Howard "YYYEAAHH was kinda funny it gave me a better image of lil HowieHAH" DEAN- i know he got lambasted for that I did not really think it was that bad the whole "rebel yell" thing- but DWS isa straight out idiot-log-head,I like him better than Debbie blabbermouth schultz, he had that comedic side

TH


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RealHousewife 5 years ago from St. Louis, MO

Had to give you a funny:). You said weinergate! Plus ya know - the xray!


Ghost32 5 years ago

Maybe someday, someone will actually explain to me how I'd ever know about the Vote Down buttons being hit. So far, not a clue.

The Debbie Wasserman award was worthwhile...but is it really necessary to insult legitimate morons like that?

DEFINITELY you should make this a weekly feature!


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tom hellert 5 years ago from home

RH- ghosty, great article- your right ghosty i have a list of vote dowers out there....i have tried to write a hubbers i hate hub but it doesnot get pass thr hp nanny...

i'm workin on it though ... maybe someday or i'll get arrested for hate speech...

oh well some day some day

froggy said "weiner"

TH


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TheGroundsquirrel 5 years ago

There once was a weiner named Tony,

Who would not be outdone by the 'Pony.

So, to the mic' he did stride,

to puff out his pride,

now silky drawers are once again "stony"!


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The Frog Prince 5 years ago from Arlington, TX Author

Squirrel - ROTFLMAO. I imagine after yesterday afternoon Mrs. Weiner's drawers are as cold as ice!

The Frog


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marcoujor 5 years ago from Jeffersonville PA

"He dominated the news even though he didn't do much for his BVDs."

This is too cool! Every Monday, Frog...? I will surely be using this as part of my "laughter therapy program"!

Voted UP & FA... have a happy day, mar.


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breakfastpop 5 years ago

Love this format. It helped get me back up to speed. Vacations have a way of emptying my brain and filling it with wine. Thanks and up and useful and awesome.


Stu From VT 5 years ago

Frog,

Looks like you got the start of a great series. Up and all across!!

BTW, I checked, you're right; illegal immigration IS illegal (depending on what the definition of "is" is).

Stu


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The Frog Prince 5 years ago from Arlington, TX Author

Stu - We better check with Bill "I Did Not Have Sex With That Woman" Clinton. See if the definitions match up/


Stu From VT 5 years ago

I tried. Got a voice menu:

(1) Press (1) for a lie.

(2) Press (2) for deflection.

(3) Press (3) for a contaminated DNA sample.

(4) Press (4) to be redirected to the CFR.

(5) Press (5) to be disconnectd.


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tom hellert 5 years ago from home

Stu-frog-

lol

... is -is

i forgot about that...

Th


Stu From VT 5 years ago

Hi Tom,

You'll never make it in DC. If you want to get into the inner circle, it's more PC to say "I don't recall."

Stu


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thelyricwriter 5 years ago from West Virginia

That was comical frog. Such a good article.


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M@ggot 5 years ago from Lakeland FL

I'ma thinkin' I like this Week In Review....


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The Frog Prince 5 years ago from Arlington, TX Author

There is the #2 edition out and I'll be doing #3 tomorrow.


Stu From VT 5 years ago

"The Weak In Review" (hehe)


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The Frog Prince 5 years ago from Arlington, TX Author

Stu - I may use that tomorrow with your permission. You can't use the same title twice here. Gonna have to get the creative juices flowing.

TFP

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