The bologna has a first name, it's B-A-R-A-C-K

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The bologna has a second name,

it's O-B-A-M-A

It's all over the TV every day,

and if you ask me why I'll say

'Cause Barack Obama has a way

with B-O-L-O-G-N-A!

Welcome to the Official 2012 Obamalogna website! To begin with, we are running a year end special on Obamalogna. Inventories are bursting due to the stagnant economy which isn't even keeping up with inflation and record unemployment where there aren't near enough jobs to take care of graduates coming into the workplace, let alone the 20 plus million unemployed.

We have more brands of Obamalogna than Biden can shake a shackle at, so be my guest! All that is required to buy into Obamalogna is "a willing suspension of disbelief." And for each brand of Obamalogna you buy into you are "promised" a FREE gift from your federal government.

We hope you enjoy our company jingle:

Get your Obamalogna (thank you Mitt)

It is sold at every media station.

You pay a dear price if you buy into it

'Cause November 6, 2012 is it's expiration!

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Obamalogna or Obamaloney

Which ever way you spell it,  you are lying if you sell it!
Which ever way you spell it, you are lying if you sell it! | Source

First on our list are the "Gaffe" variety of Obamalogna. Some of these have been slightly aged and others are ultra aged like our favorite Joe the plumber gaffe" Spread the wealth around" or ''You're likable enough, Hillary'' or ''The Cambridge police acted stupidly.'' gaffe varieties.

For every brand you buy into you will get a free "'I think when you spread the wealth around, it's good for everybody'' Obamalogna bumper sticker.

No election is a party without the slightly aged gaffe varieties like "You didn't build that", "Kevin Youkilis", "Navy Corpse-Man Christian Brossard""(great with prayer breakfasts), "Tragedy in Kansas. Ten thousand people died -- an entire town destroyed.'',

Buy into ten or more and we will give you a Red Sox baseball cap with the words "You Didn't Build That" embroidered on the cap!

Other free Obamalogna bumper stickers include:

"Should a felon be president"

"Romney killed my wife"

"I didn't pay taxes for ten years either - but I'm only 11"

"Ryan, Ryan the elderly are dying".

And to kick off this clearance sale of Obamalogna we would like you to participate in a contest. All you have to do is enter just one variety of Obamalogna (not mentioned here) in your comment. Our board of officials will review each entered Obamalogna for inaccuracy, deception, slander and lies before approval of your comment is issued. For comments that are accurate Obamalognas (that really are boloney) the commenter will be given a free 3 years and 10 months of Obamalognas (not to be confused with the American sausage)!

Happiness Formula

For those of you who voted for Obama in 2008

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Back in the day Obamaloney was called someting else.

Well guess what, we have passed the 2012 expiration date on Obamaloney!

Chapter 2

That's right, November 2012 has come and gone but the Government has left the Obamaloney on the store shelves...way past the expiration date...and guess what people are getting sick!Yep, despite the common knowledge that consuming Obamaloney beyond the expiration date will result in losing your health care plan and your doctor and instead of the premium on an average plan going down by $2500 that is exactly how much they have gone up..makes you sick, doesn't it?Not only is the Obamaloney on the shelves harmful Obama is hard at work producing new Obamaloney. This new and improved product has it's own jingle. It goes like this:

The new Obamaloney

Lying about lying, it does the electorate good!

(It's only one minute, watch this).

"What we said was.."

Dragnet Lecture to Obama

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Comments on the official "Obamalogna" jingle and website 33 comments

Skarlet profile image

Skarlet 4 years ago from California

Very clever, and hilarious.

I am voting up and everything else on this hub. It deserves it!

The facts are facts, but sadly there are so many who are led by the media noise. The democrats will stop at nothing to stay in the white house, and I am not very confident that the majority of Americans are smart enough to weed through the garbage.


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forlanda 4 years ago from US of A

Unbelievable. Imagine if a republican made all these gaffes...the media would be all over it. And Hollywood would be creating skits about it as well. The mainstream media has really shown its absolute bias for Obama; they've lost their objectivity.


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The Frog Prince 4 years ago from Arlington, TX

Obama can make Oscar Mayer blush with how much baloney he can manufacturer with the opening of his pie hole. Nicely done. The amazing thing is how many people continue to worship this snake oil salesman.

The Frog


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TeaPartyCrasher 4 years ago from Camp Hill, PA

This from two folks who sound like they've both swallowed the Koch Brother's "Tea" that Beck., Limbaugh, etc serve!


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tsadjatko 4 years ago from maybe (the guy or girl) next door Author

TPC - Koch brothers? Oh, you mean this guy? http://www.newsmax.com/PrintTemplate.aspx?nodeid=4...


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forlanda 4 years ago from US of A

I'm sorry TeaPartyCrasher, but the king has no clothes. I call them as I see them. When I was in elementary school, I used to think that those politicians that talk about helping people by giving away free stuff was great! Over the years, I learned that all the rhetoric sounded good, but realized that someone had to pay for them. It turned out to be me and everyone else working to earn a decent income. No more. I see way too much waste in government, especially with the size of government now.


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tsadjatko 4 years ago from maybe (the guy or girl) next door Author

[People's Republic of Ca] - lol so true!


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tsadjatko 4 years ago from maybe (the guy or girl) next door Author

Here is one for the"contest" brought to you by:

Obamaloney of the day!

“trickle-down snake oil”

President Obama on Wednesday slammed opponent Mitt Romney and his running mate Rep. Paul Ryan (R-Wis.) for trying to sell a tax plan, which he dubbed “trickle-down snake oil” shifting slightly from the “trickle-down fairy dust” he called it a day earlier. (Obama is so creative!..swooon...)

I dare anyone to try to refute Art Laffer's comments on this latest Obamaloney! (without lying about the facts)

http://video.foxnews.com/v/1789338843001/obama-sla...


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TeaPartyCrasher 4 years ago from Camp Hill, PA

I'm sure I could find something in "The Nation" or on "TruthOut".

But when it comes to "FAUX News", the best place to go is http://www.fair.org

As for the "Emperor" that would be what people are seeing about the "%1". Those that don't want to be serfs to the Kochs, folks like myself, Brages07, Junko and Josak.


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tsadjatko 4 years ago from maybe (the guy or girl) next door Author

Just like a good liberal TPC - dodge the subject when you know you can't win - I'd think your rebuttals would be on the tip of your tongue - but that doesn't happen when other people are putting the words in your mouth, now does it! Either take the dare or be the coward that you are - your choice.


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Angela Blair 4 years ago from Central Texas

Loved this Hub -- super sense of humor and my hoot for the day. Best/Sis


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tsadjatko 4 years ago from maybe (the guy or girl) next door Author

If you love it, spread it around! The lame stream media loved saying Mitt's coinage of the phrase "Obamaloney" was lame and sophomoric (if they even mention it) but I think it is the jingle or slogan of the century once put to the Oscar Meyer tune - someone should make a commercial with people singing it - at the end they could have Paul Ryan noodling (one of his hobbies) coming out of a creek and Obama mocking him from the creek bank as Ryan pulls two "noodled" catfish out of the water, one on each hand and slaps Obama silly!...just my sense of humor. Maybe would make a good political cartoon, one catfish could be labeled medicare and the other the budget!


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Skarlet 4 years ago from California

@forlanda- Your experience sounds very similar to my own personal experience with liberal life. Everything they say sounds beautiful, but the facts suck.

TeaPartyCrasher seems to have swallowed the the fake news whole.

I am telling you, every liberal who has turned into a megaphone for Obama parrots the same thing. The liberal media has its talking heads call Fox News, "Faux News" in an effort to discredit anything that this channel delivers. They also assume that any information that does not agree with "Obama is our God" must have come from Limbaugh or Beck.

I personally do not listen to either Limbaugh or Beck, but have experienced Socialism and Communism first hand. I then decided to run my own business in liberal California. Through these things I have learned lessons that are not dismissed with, "oh, you must have heard that on Fox."

When I am taking risk and putting my neck on the line, listening to someone say, "you didn't build that", and blatantly lying about being a transparent president who is determined to bring the people together, there is nothing that liberal propaganda can do to make me ignore the facts.


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Cassie Smith 4 years ago from U.S.

This was so funny tsadjatko and I enjoyed it immensely. Let's face it, we can give liberals and democrats all the facts and they would still choose Obama because of his skin color not because he has any accomplishments. There will still be even more funny moments with Obama's campaign; he's asking for Romney's tax records while his own staff didn't even pay their own taxes!!!


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tsadjatko 4 years ago from maybe (the guy or girl) next door Author

Funny? I really think it's very sad that a majority of voters in this country elected and seems to even now accept such a LIAR for president when if their next door neighbor lied as much to their face they'd probably excommunicate him from the neighborhood.

But....if you want funny, take a look at this. Charlotte, NC, is remodeling their stadium, installing a retractable roof in time for the Democratic National Convention and Obama speech.

http://fellowshipofminds.files.wordpress.com/2012/...

This is what you'll need if you pig out on Obamalogna!


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breakfastpop 4 years ago

We deserve better than this. This is not politics as usual. This is insulting! Since when is being lied to acceptable?


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tsadjatko 4 years ago from maybe (the guy or girl) next door Author

Well I guess America has a lot of people who are so naïve they simply will believe anything said if it is what they want to hear.

It is just like a pedophile offering children candy to get in his car - Obama is the pedophile, the voters are the children, the candy is thel ies and the car is Obama's policies.

Liberal children who happily grab the candy and get in the car will discover later they have been horribly raped -

The conservatives are the kids that refuse the candy and kick and scream so they don't get dragged into the car and because of them the pedophile is caught and brought to justice, or in other words Obama is voted out of office - that is what is called providence. We do deserve better, we deserve providence.

Make no mistake about it, Obama and his ilk are political pedophiles and do not mean well!


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tsadjatko 4 years ago from maybe (the guy or girl) next door Author

Update: Remember Harry Reid said he heard from someone who called him and told him that Romney didn't pay any taxes for the past ten years!

Well I think the same guy, a reliable source as Reid described him, just called me and told me the Mormon Tabernacle Choir is going to sing the Obamalogna jingle at the Republican convention! Could it be? I feel responsible for this development. :-)


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TeaPartyCrasher 4 years ago from Camp Hill, PA

If only you would look to sources not owned and operatied by the "%1"; "The Nation", "TruthOut", "Mother Jones", "Equal Time Radio" or "The Rick Smith Show".

Of course, then you'd see that you're being used by the Kochs, tec to help them advance their corporate state!


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tsadjatko 4 years ago from maybe (the guy or girl) next door Author

TPC - Koch brothers? Oh, you mean this guy?

http://www.newsmax.com/PrintTemplate.aspx?nodeid=4

Yeah he really sounds evil - almost as bad as George Soros, or how about the avowed communist and X Obama "CZAR" Van Jones. Friends of yours, aren't they? Care to share some of their writings with us?

Why listen to those sources anyway - "they didn't build that" - their whacked listeners did, oops I'm sorry, I forget they can't even exist on their listeners without funding from, oh my, liberal corporations!

TeaPartyCrasher? I think you just crashed and burned.


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BLACKANDGOLDJACK 4 years ago from Blitzburgh area

Yeah, that was a hoot, Tony.

I'm tired of being fed bologna while Obamalogna feeds those who vote for him with more steak from food stamps.

Thumbs up on a great article.


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tsadjatko 4 years ago from maybe (the guy or girl) next door Author

Ah yes, Obamalogna is the telltale sign that you have encountered a politophile! Despicable as they are there is something you can do about it - Report politophile activity to the Official Politophile Registry and Reporting System

http://hubpages.com/politics/2012-Voters-Beware-of...

If the media won't do it we will!


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Perspycacious 4 years ago from Today's America and The World Beyond

Stay tuned for the latest Obamalogna updates. Godd political satire, but I thought political satire had to be distortions. Oh, I get it! You are talking about Obamastortions.


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tsadjatko 4 years ago from maybe (the guy or girl) next door Author

You are right - parody or satire or just the plain truth - it was a tough decision but I put it under Politics, U.S. Campaigns and Elections because , well it is politics as usual.


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tsadjatko 4 years ago from maybe (the guy or girl) next door Author

Even nature is trying to tell us something about Baracchio Obama, or are they just racist republican deer?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IxZW2povKuA


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tsadjatko 4 years ago from maybe (the guy or girl) next door Author

Obama gets busted for deficit lies

Glenn Kessler of the Washington Post dropped a four-Pinocchio fact check on Barack Obama’s claim, during a recent “60 Minutes” interview, that “90 percent” of the federal deficit is due to George Bush’s policies, while only 10 percent of it comes from Obama policies.

http://www.humanevents.com/2012/09/26/obama-gets-b...


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Ken Burgess 4 years ago from Florida

Good for a laugh, but one thing is stone cold true... it all expires come Nov 6th... or should I say Jan 1 2013, when millions of Americans who did NOT get notified that they would soon be out of a job find out they no longer have one.


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tsadjatko 4 years ago from maybe (the guy or girl) next door Author

Goodness! Joe Biden’s gaffes just get worse and worse. On the campaign trail Biden said of Barack Obama, “There’s never been a day in the last four years I’ve been proud to be his vice president. Not one single day.”

Watch the clip: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OPdTSnmzdb4&feature... and listen tothe crowd cheer! What do they do, pay those people to cheer no matter what is said?

Interesting that the only time he tells the truth is when he doesn't realize what he is saying ! That's Joe ! The frightening thing is that this idiot has been in state government for 26 years. how many others are there just as stupid and helping to make important decisions for our government.


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Skarlet 4 years ago from California

Hilarious. Joe is amazing!


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tsadjatko 3 years ago from maybe (the guy or girl) next door Author

So now we find out Obamaloney actually has a sell by date, October 1, 2013. Not sure how long past that date it will last! The "If you like it you can keep it" brand has already gone bad - buy into it at your own risk. Not to worry though, the administration is stocking up on Obamaloney as we speak and will be selling all they got soon into the next election...bet on it.


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Don't Taze Me Bro 2 years ago from Tazeland Islands

This had me ROFL first time I saw it. I like your addition of Chapter 2. I wondered what would become of Obamaloney after the sell by date.


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fpherj48 23 months ago from Beautiful Upstate New York

This is pretty good.......funny, for sure. I'd like to talk Politics, but it arouses too much anger in me.....and in honor of Christmas Eve, I'm reserving my tirade for a later date.

I follow breakfast pop religiously....I love that woman. I'd go to the Inn more often.....but they make me sit a table in a booster chair because I don't drink....so I'm not allowed to hang out with the adults!.......LOL


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tsadjatko 23 months ago from maybe (the guy or girl) next door Author

I don't know about breakfast pop, she "bugs" me....I mean if she's cooking at the Inn I'd be afraid of what Subclass, Infraclass, Superorder, or Order of Insecta might be found in my soup!

Her politics however are definitely comparable to any culinary delicacy!

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