What, Me Worry?

Mike's Common Sense

(Due to popular demand, the following post, originally published on September 15, 2008 in an alternate universe, proudly makes an encore appearance.)

Welcome to Black Monday. The Dow Jones lost 500 points today. Reports state that gasoline will soon be back over $4.00/gal and is headed for $5.00. A five-pound bag of potatoes costs $5.00, and a single tomato is going for $2.00 apiece! While there are no bread lines, yet, there soon will be.

Former head of the Federal Reserve, Alan Greenspan, stated today that we are headed for a world-wide recession, and things will get worse before they get better. Mortgage foreclosures are so bad that some of the nation's largest banks have gone bankrupt, while others avoided bankruptcy by being bought by bigger banks.

Who will come to rescue us from this plight? Well, Heaven knows it won't be President Bush he has spent the last eight years putting us in this mess.

Someone at work today said that the Federal government should do something to regulate gas prices. DUH! I replied to him, "Well, when you elected an oil-baron president, what did you expect?"

Bush has about 100 days left in office, and he will spend every last one of them trying to wring every last penny he can (for himself and his cronies) out of the American people.

I tried to warn people eight years ago about the danger of electing an oil-baron president but they were more concerned about abortion, the danger of same-sex marriages, swearing on TV and radio, and other right-wing conservative problems.

Heaven forbid we let women decide for themselves about issues concerning their own bodies. Heaven forbid two consenting adults want to be a family. Heaven forbid someone should SAY something blue on the radio.

If the American people spent half the time worrying about the American people as they do listening to hell-fire-and-damnation lectures from conservative preachers, we probably would not be in this mess.

As for me, I am not worried; I passed Boy Scout survival training 40 years ago. I'm ready at a moment's notice to start digging for grubs, and eating bugs.

(Here in Florida I'll be eating well).

Hope you fare as well. .

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goldentoad 7 years ago from Free and running....

I wonder when he is done in what a dozen days or so, if he is a normal citizen and allowed to get his ass kicked?


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muley84 7 years ago from Miami,FL Author

goldentoad: thanks for your comment. G.W. could use a good ass whipping, but that would be like kicking Mortimer Snerd's ass, he is only a puppet. Also we need more love in this world not violence.


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G-Ma Johnson 7 years ago from NW in the land of the Free

Thanks for all the good news...A true fact I know and am also wondering what the heck is gonna happen to us? The whole world is at risk...and all has been predicted...so? here we are Prayers for all...G-ma :o) hugs & peace


Irene 4 years ago

I guess you're all set for the zombie apocalypse, huh? Ya never know when those beasties will appear!

I've always felt we should concern ourselves with our OWN problems here in the states first before worrying about other nations. We have a tendency to stick out noses into places we don't belong and we, the Americans, always suffer for it!


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muley84 4 years ago from Miami,FL Author

Hi Irene. Thanks for the input, I am ready for those zombies.

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