Len Cannon on HubPages

Let me tell you about me. All about me.

Actually, no, that invites stalkers and miscreants. Let me tell you about you. You're reading this, so you must be an attractive, intelligent, go-getter. The cream of the crop. Queen Bee. Why, you ask? Why am I so special?

Because your taste is excellent. You're here, we're together. We've made it baby. We've made it together. You and me, princes of the world.

Now that you feel obligated to read because I've made you feel good about yourself, you should know what you're getting into. I like deep meditation on things of little value and lists with numbers in them.

Don't like that? You're lying, you love it. Stay with me, we'll be in charge of this joint in a month.