Marelyn Pressle on HubPages

Marelyn Pressle is the pen name for a bitter, out of work, stay at home mom – too fat to be a stripper and too lazy to be a hooker.  The only things she has going for her are a broad sense of humor, an obscenely massive vocabulary, and a manic need to lend her opinion…solicited or not.

Having found herself unemployed, irritated and angry, her usually overworked imagination shifted into high gear.  Conspiracy theories and paranoia wracked her brain and confounded her sleep.

The only way to save her own sanity, and that of her family’s, is for her to write.  

If she writes something that offends you, sorry.  Sorry you are offended, that is.

If you like what she writes, then please send money, as her medications are getting quite costly.

Help!

L.C. – the rational person trapped inside Marelyn’s psychotic mind.

Marelyn on MySpace