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I am random.

I have come closer to achieving invisibility than any other human being before me.

It’s sort of involuntary, but what the heck.

I don’t like it when people use words like ‘gained’, ‘exposed’, ‘lost’, and ‘expecting’ and expect me to know what they mean. Even if I do. Who knows, you could be expecting a job offer in the mail or something!

I like rain. In fact, I LOVE rain. Rain is the way to go. Rain is good. Rain is set. Rain is perfect. Killer shit, killer shit.

I think cows have more fun than us. It’s a conspiracy. They’re all livin’ it up on Cow Island, and the whereabouts are strictly guarded. Can’t you just picture them, in their garlands and their Hula skirts?

Dwijal and I will move in together and all hell will break loose. In the best way possible, of course.

The word ‘peeps’ makes me think of holes in a curtain.

The idea of little demon children is brilliantly cool. I may illustrate one and put it up here in time. Thank you, Abhijit.

I am not nice to most people.

Those I AM nice to might get sick of me.

I am frighteningly volatile and incredibly susceptible to random adolescent pang things.

I am finally eighteen.

I still feel like I’m at the straggling ends of sixteen.

I am a hideously confused soul.

I am upfront past the point of rudeness and veering into the regions of outright insanity.

If there was no TV, I would never know what the time is.

I wish and wish that all my favourite people and I could be in a position to meet as often and for as long as I’d really like to, which is more than I actually get to, the Delhiness of Delhi being what it is.

The Dark Side exists, and is trying to take over the world.

Possibly rabbits are the masterminds behind this silent and yet hostile takeover.

The aliens need practice at their stupid videogame.

MY alien, however, has either improved tremendously in the recent past, or has handed the reins to his rather more experienced father.

I don’t expect people I don’t know to understand any of this.

Most of the people I DO know wouldn’t understand this.

I have an imagination like a runaway freight train on an extremely high bridge that possibly goes over the rainbow and into the land of cool Facebook animals that grin, gallop and change colour at you.

I want to own one of THOSE.

I want to learn fencing and broadsword fighting.

I miss Bombay.

I think everyone should learn the art of pointing and laughing instead of wasting their time lecturing me about how I should not be judgemental.

I like metaphors and analogies.

I’m sort of an idiot. In a good way, though. I hope.

I like writing long sagas about myself and forcing them on poor innocent profile-trawlers.

"This is not out of the blue, this is smack-dab in the middle of the blue!" - Chandler Bing.

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Hope Alexander

I sense that this one will go far. The force is strong here. The bunnies are coming for us all, our only hope is to prepare sufficient dandelion leaves (carrots are for cartoons), and practice our head rubbing techniques that they may suffer us to survive.

premsingh

Welcome to Hubpages MayLinda. Your profile shows you don't hide anything and express yourself openly. I wish you a good luck for successful hubbing.I am a fan of you now onwards.

Tim Falletti

Your profile made me giggle. I don't giggle too often either. See my picture? No giggling. Thanks for the compliments btw. I think we were on the same brainwave on that last one.

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