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I don't believe you have to breastfeed to be a good mom.  I do believe pubic hair is one of life's biggest annoyances.  I don't think married women are completely honest about the kind of sex we have.  I do think I smell a shitty diaper, so I have to stop typing right now.

Thanks for stopping by.  If I have made you smile and if my kids are all alive and breathing by the time my husband gets home today, I will have done my job.  Do you hear me, Universe?  I expect to be paid in kind.

Favorite topics include parenting, self-help, homemaking, and humor.