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I don't believe you have to breastfeed to be a good mom. I do believe pubic hair is one of life's biggest annoyances. I don't think married women are completely honest about the kind of sex we have. I do think I smell a shitty diaper, so I have to stop typing right now.
Thanks for stopping by. If I have made you smile and if my kids are all alive and breathing by the time my husband gets home today, I will have done my job. Do you hear me, Universe? I expect to be paid in kind.
Favorite topics include parenting, self-help, homemaking, and humor.
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frogdropping
Hey Mother - you deserve a Big Fat Trophy for raising three younglings ... especially as they're sooooo close in age!
somelikeitscott
You're funny, you're smart, you're a mother...I think I hate you. :)
wordscribe41
Your hubs always make me laugh. I'm so glad my kids aren't the only ones who think Cash For Gold is the answer to all of our financial difficulties. I look forward to reading your next hub.
cindyvine
Hi there
I see that you're requesting something to read. Read my latest hub. I would have replied to your request but I'm hubbed out for the day and heading to bed. Have a good day!
