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Local author who (many years ago) took one wrong step outside the law, and like a scene from Animal House my crime unfolded.

To me and the bystanders (and accomplices): too damn funny (I still chuckle)

To Law Enforcement: Not funny.

Yes, so funny I was emabrassed to tell others of my "crime" - when I did they thought I was joking and didn't realize the beginning of the stunt was illegal - the latter was. Anyhow, paid the debt and have now written a book on the subject of How To Survive In Prison or Jail.

For those reading this and are scared and looking for answers - first, forgive yourself. Second, acknowledge that once your debt is paid you are FREE. Third - have no skeletons - live your life clear minded. Good luck -

If you find that you have reached this post due to some unforseen criminal error and need to know what life inside prison will be like for you and how to survive it then pick up my new book, How To Survive in Prison or Jail  I also go into detail about how to beat most cases and how to get probation rather than going away. Now is not the time to run away from your problem (there is a chapter on escape), now is the time to pick yourself up - get knowledgable about your potential future and deal with it head on.

(no animals or people were harmed in the commission of my "crime" - this is for another hub and I promise you will piss yourself laughing if I told you :~)