ArtsAutosBooksBusinessEducationEntertainmentFamilyFashionFoodGamesGenderHealthHolidaysHomeHubPagesPersonal FinancePetsPoliticsReligionSportsTechnologyTravel

Ladies: Men to Watch For

Updated on November 13, 2011
The Mirror Chaser
The Mirror Chaser

How to Avoid Picking Mr. Wrong

Ladies, there are a list of men to watch out for that may appear to be a perfect catch on the outside until you get a deeper look on the inside. Here are some tell-tell signs to watch out for.

The Eyebrow Raiser

These are ones that speak to you matter of factly on every subject and never breaks that level of “I know more than you” attitude. Bobbing their head at you as they speak. They find it hard to connect with you on an emotional level so they throw out a bunch of useless facts instead. Unless you want to become more proficient in the art of crossword puzzles this is not the man for you.

The Ring Bearer

If he's married and you have full knowledge of this you have already broken the cardinal rule in dating. Sure they're witty, handsome, debonair and know how to treat a lady. But you know how they got that way don't ya? Because their wifey has trained them. These men are already broken in by some other lady tamer and you're just marveling in their creation. So quit while you're ahead before someone cracks the whip on you.

Dragon Breath

This guy needs Trident and pronto! If he can’t manage his borderline halitosism stop dead in your tracks! Hold your nose and walk away. If he isn’t worried about his breath Lord knows what else he's unhygienic about. For all you know he smells good and looks nice today because it was time for his weekly grooming. Once he’s got you in his clutches you’ll soon find the pigsty behind the man.

The Weight Lifter

If he spends time in the gym more than being with you chances are you will come second to his muscle milk and biceps. Undoubtedly, if he has worked this hard to put on the bulges that he possesses he will not let all that turn to mush for you. It's awesome to have someone physically fit and ripped but if he prefers to sleep with his dumbbells rather than you then who's the dummy for sticking around?

Mirror Chaser

Enough said. There won't be enough mirrors in his house. If he looks prettier than you he will probably try to continue to outshine you. It's okay for a man to want to be presentable and hot but if he's into himself way more than you make a run for it. You won't change his vain ways and sooner or later you’ll get sick of it being all about him, him, him.

Now that I've armed you with some heads-up tips on what to beware of, go out there, follow you're intuitions and catch you a good one!

4 Star and Up

Stuck with Mr. Wrong?: Ten Steps to Starring in your own Life Story
Stuck with Mr. Wrong?: Ten Steps to Starring in your own Life Story
Review: "The author's fun, yet empowering book gives women the tips, tools and encouragement that they CAN be the star of their own lives."
 
working

This website uses cookies

As a user in the EEA, your approval is needed on a few things. To provide a better website experience, hubpages.com uses cookies (and other similar technologies) and may collect, process, and share personal data. Please choose which areas of our service you consent to our doing so.

For more information on managing or withdrawing consents and how we handle data, visit our Privacy Policy at: https://corp.maven.io/privacy-policy

Show Details
Necessary
HubPages Device IDThis is used to identify particular browsers or devices when the access the service, and is used for security reasons.
LoginThis is necessary to sign in to the HubPages Service.
Google RecaptchaThis is used to prevent bots and spam. (Privacy Policy)
AkismetThis is used to detect comment spam. (Privacy Policy)
HubPages Google AnalyticsThis is used to provide data on traffic to our website, all personally identifyable data is anonymized. (Privacy Policy)
HubPages Traffic PixelThis is used to collect data on traffic to articles and other pages on our site. Unless you are signed in to a HubPages account, all personally identifiable information is anonymized.
Amazon Web ServicesThis is a cloud services platform that we used to host our service. (Privacy Policy)
CloudflareThis is a cloud CDN service that we use to efficiently deliver files required for our service to operate such as javascript, cascading style sheets, images, and videos. (Privacy Policy)
Google Hosted LibrariesJavascript software libraries such as jQuery are loaded at endpoints on the googleapis.com or gstatic.com domains, for performance and efficiency reasons. (Privacy Policy)
Features
Google Custom SearchThis is feature allows you to search the site. (Privacy Policy)
Google MapsSome articles have Google Maps embedded in them. (Privacy Policy)
Google ChartsThis is used to display charts and graphs on articles and the author center. (Privacy Policy)
Google AdSense Host APIThis service allows you to sign up for or associate a Google AdSense account with HubPages, so that you can earn money from ads on your articles. No data is shared unless you engage with this feature. (Privacy Policy)
Google YouTubeSome articles have YouTube videos embedded in them. (Privacy Policy)
VimeoSome articles have Vimeo videos embedded in them. (Privacy Policy)
PaypalThis is used for a registered author who enrolls in the HubPages Earnings program and requests to be paid via PayPal. No data is shared with Paypal unless you engage with this feature. (Privacy Policy)
Facebook LoginYou can use this to streamline signing up for, or signing in to your Hubpages account. No data is shared with Facebook unless you engage with this feature. (Privacy Policy)
MavenThis supports the Maven widget and search functionality. (Privacy Policy)
Marketing
Google AdSenseThis is an ad network. (Privacy Policy)
Google DoubleClickGoogle provides ad serving technology and runs an ad network. (Privacy Policy)
Index ExchangeThis is an ad network. (Privacy Policy)
SovrnThis is an ad network. (Privacy Policy)
Facebook AdsThis is an ad network. (Privacy Policy)
Amazon Unified Ad MarketplaceThis is an ad network. (Privacy Policy)
AppNexusThis is an ad network. (Privacy Policy)
OpenxThis is an ad network. (Privacy Policy)
Rubicon ProjectThis is an ad network. (Privacy Policy)
TripleLiftThis is an ad network. (Privacy Policy)
Say MediaWe partner with Say Media to deliver ad campaigns on our sites. (Privacy Policy)
Remarketing PixelsWe may use remarketing pixels from advertising networks such as Google AdWords, Bing Ads, and Facebook in order to advertise the HubPages Service to people that have visited our sites.
Conversion Tracking PixelsWe may use conversion tracking pixels from advertising networks such as Google AdWords, Bing Ads, and Facebook in order to identify when an advertisement has successfully resulted in the desired action, such as signing up for the HubPages Service or publishing an article on the HubPages Service.
Statistics
Author Google AnalyticsThis is used to provide traffic data and reports to the authors of articles on the HubPages Service. (Privacy Policy)
ComscoreComScore is a media measurement and analytics company providing marketing data and analytics to enterprises, media and advertising agencies, and publishers. Non-consent will result in ComScore only processing obfuscated personal data. (Privacy Policy)
Amazon Tracking PixelSome articles display amazon products as part of the Amazon Affiliate program, this pixel provides traffic statistics for those products (Privacy Policy)
ClickscoThis is a data management platform studying reader behavior (Privacy Policy)