How To Make Your Man Happy

The Good Housewife Guide

Father Knows Best Clip

 

Ladies if you have a man you know how important it is to keep your man happy (yeah right, what about our needs?).  Of course it is all about his needs and his happiness because that is where our happiness stems from.  Since men are such simple creatures it is really quite easy to keep your man happy.  Following these very easy steps will help to bring out that happy man that you know and love.  But please do not expect any gratitude or anything in return (come on he is a man after all). 

  1. DO NOT TALK – This is especially important during any type of sporting event.  You have to remember that it is very hard for him to focus his attention on the images being displayed on the television in front of him and to what you are saying at the same time.  Men are not multitaskers by nature even though they would like to think so.  So please for everyone’s benefit keep discussions to a minimum usually questions like, “Do you need anything?” or “Can I get you another?” are enough of a conversation to keep him happy.
  2. KEEP THE REFRIGERATOR COMPLETELY STOCKED – Preferably with beer or whatever drinks He prefers and some type of snack too.  After all it is all about him right?Whatever you do make sure you do not run out of anything that he needs or wants that would be disastrous and defeats the purpose and goal of making him happy.  This will keep him satisfied and make your “job” much easier.  He will be happy because he has what he wants and can continue doing whatever it is he is doing (usually watching sports or doing man stuff).
  3. LISTEN TO EVERYTHING HE SAYS – Remember his word is gospel you should listen attentively because what he is saying could save your life and is extremely important.  Make sure that you give him your full attention as if you really do care what he is saying (even if you don’t and we know that you really don’t). There is no need to talk or give your opinion just simply agree with whatever it is he is saying because it is pointless to argue his point. So look at him lovingly and listen closely.
  4. HE IS NEVER WRONG – This is a very important.  Remember no matter how crazy the things he says to you are; he speaks the truth.   He can do or say no wrong.  He speaks words of wisdom and you must learn this quickly.  Again there is no sense in arguing with him because you will never win.  Your answers will always be incorrect unless he agrees completely with what you are saying (this will be a very rare event). So believe what he says at all times he is always right (or so you want him to think).
  5. WHATEVER HE WANTS HE GETS – Remember your needs come second if they are even met at all.  To make your man happy make sure that he gets whatever he wants no matter how outlandish the request is (trust me there will be some crazy suggestions).  Letting your man get whatever he wants will ensure that he is happy all the time.  Responding positively to his every whim and request might be difficult but well worth the effort. Again do not expect anything in return; its all about him not you, stop being so selfish.

If you want to keep your man happy you must live by these rules.  They are truly easy to follow and will make your life so much easier in the end. Happiness is very important and it is completely contingent on his happiness alone.  If he is happy then you will be happy too and we all want to be happy, don’t we?  Of course we do and true happiness is found by making your man happy.

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gwendymom 7 years ago from Oklahoma

Very funny TM!


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Jolanta Dougherty 7 years ago from Auckland, NZ

Follow all the steps...or get a men who puts your needs first...there are many of them on the market...


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marcofratelli 7 years ago from Australia

Lol. Yeah, just put us on a pedestal!


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goldentoad 7 years ago from Free and running....

You know it woman! I know you mean it with all sincerity too!


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fishskinfreak2008 7 years ago from Fremont CA

Very interesting perspective. Here in Hong Kong, it's THE WOMAN who always has to be right. Thumbs up


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Triplet Mom 7 years ago from West Coast Author

GM - Thank you. Glad that you got that I was being funny!

Jolanta - I wouldn't say that there are many on the market. But I am certain that there are a few. Luckily for me I have one - and he puts the toilet seat back down too!!

Marco - Yeah the pedestal is a nice place to be. Especially when reality sets in and we kick you off. lol

GT - You know me too well. I try to do what I can to please!

Fishskin - Here in the U.S. men think that they are right and in charge but us women know who is really in charge!


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tony0724 7 years ago from san diego calif

Finally some common sense !


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Triplet Mom 7 years ago from West Coast Author

Tony - It does not surprise me that you would like this!


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tony0724 7 years ago from san diego calif

Thank you Triplet Mom ! LOL . I am now your #1 fan .


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Triplet Mom 7 years ago from West Coast Author

Wow you are easy!! I like that!


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2patricias 7 years ago from Sussex by the Sea

Thanks for getting my day off to a good start (I've just logged on). When I saw the title I expected something serious, but then I got to 'do not talk'. On the fridge part - when I worked in an office I once mentioned that my husband has a beer fridge. One of my male colleagues immediately said that he wanted one! Anyway, I think that installing the beef fridge made my husband happier than almost anything else I have done for him (honestly).

Oh, and thanks for the clips. As a child of the 1950's I used to watch programmes like Father Knows Best and I truly believed that somewhere in the world there really were families like that, living in neat, tidy houses!


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Triplet Mom 7 years ago from West Coast Author

2Patricias - I am not even going to mention a beer fridge to my husband. He might pass out or something. But that is a good idea. I need one of those women from the 1950s to come make my house sparkly clean.


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Triplet Mom 7 years ago from West Coast Author

Oh how sweet badcompany I would if I wasn't already married!!


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cindyvine 7 years ago from Kyiv, Ukraine

lol You have got this just right. If women do what you say and abide by the rules, then they'll be the 'dream' woman


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Triplet Mom 7 years ago from West Coast Author

Cindy - You said it "dream" women is so right on!! lol


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Laughing Mom 7 years ago

lol,TM! You're a better woman than I, but then I've told you that before. :-)


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Triplet Mom 7 years ago from West Coast Author

LM - I wish I was a better woman if only I did at least one thing on this list I might be. However my husband is a grown man he better be able to get his own "stuff". lol.


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Laughing Mom 7 years ago

Ha Ha!  Ain't it the truth? But you do take care of the library fines. LOL!!!!

Good luck with all the sports this week!


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Triplet Mom 7 years ago from West Coast Author

LM - Yeah I do take care of those library fines lol. Thank you very much!!


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ftclick 7 years ago

good one. It could be a blessing if we are always right but reality says it's the other way. Funny stuff.


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Triplet Mom 7 years ago from West Coast Author

Santoion - Thank you!!

Ftclick - Thank you very much. If only....


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Lgali 7 years ago

lot of good points nice hub


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Triplet Mom 7 years ago from West Coast Author

Thank you Lgali!!


Shimoda 7 years ago

Very funny! Was having a rubbish morning and that made me smile!


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Triplet Mom 7 years ago from West Coast Author

Shimoda - I am glad that it did! Hope your day is going much better now.


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Aya_Hajime 7 years ago

lol - a Stepford Wife! I wonder what percentage of men actually want women like that :)


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tony0724 7 years ago from san diego calif

I do ! She has her own mind though Dammit !


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Aya_Hajime 7 years ago

lol - time to take her in for some re-programming. Tell them to use Linux and not Windows!


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tony0724 7 years ago from san diego calif

Thx for the tip !


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Mighty Mom 7 years ago from Where Left is Right, CA

Triplet Mom -- Brilliant!! The ten commandments of man handling! I can't imagine why any self-respecting woman would NOT follow these rules. They make home life soooooo much easier. And the cool thing is, as you can see from the comments, the men are in complete agreement! How do we get Hillary Clinton to read you hub? Seems the same philsophy would apply to dealing with male world leaders:-). MM


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tony0724 7 years ago from san diego calif

Could one of you gals get me a beer ?


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Triplet Mom 7 years ago from West Coast Author

Aya - Personally I cannot see the fun in being a Stepford Wife but I am certain there are still some men around that would enjoy that sort of thing!!

MM - Yes if only all women would follow these rules then the world would be right. lol. Or else all the women will snap from going crazy.

Tony - Still waiting on that beer?!?


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tony0724 7 years ago from san diego calif

Never mind TM I will get It myself . Are you Inferring us males drive women crazy ? LOL


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Triplet Mom 7 years ago from West Coast Author

Tony - That would be an understatement!! lol.


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agartha 7 years ago

It took me a moment to see the humor. At first I thought the evaluations were coming from The Feminine Mystique. Loved the hub. Thank you!


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Triplet Mom 7 years ago from West Coast Author

Well I am glad that you did find the humor. Thank you very much!


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XXBAYXXACEXX 7 years ago

Very humorous, if you could put that on a bumpersticker. I would put it on my brand new car.


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Triplet Mom 7 years ago from West Coast Author

That would be a HUGE bumpersticker but I might just put it on my car too!!


sneakorocksolid 7 years ago

Thats wrong! You're not a woman at all, you're a guy! Don't fall for it, its a trick! You can say whatever you want but the remote is still mine! Oh yea! It wasn't me the dog left the toilet seat up!


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Triplet Mom 7 years ago from West Coast Author

Yeah its a trick all right. You figured me out quickly. How did you ever figure out that I am a man. In fact I am the first man to give birth to triplets. Lol!! You can have the remote because I understand that is where your power comes from!!


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albc 6 years ago

if they know the truth they will follow what you said above like a religion, no kidding..


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Triplet Mom 6 years ago from West Coast Author

albc - Yeah if only this was known universally ;)


Healthy Girl 6 years ago

You just made me laugh SO hard! :D

Thank you so much for this funny, helpful post! And I do think you're serious!

Any man who reads this will absolutely agree with all of this! I am going to let my BF read this and watch him as he nods his head on every single point! lol ;)


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Triplet Mom 6 years ago from West Coast Author

Healthy Girl - You should show this to your bf and then follow every single step. Seriously. Lol!! Good luck with that!


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CMerritt 5 years ago from Pendleton, Indiana

You may very well be the most intelligent woman on earth!!!!

wait!!! a trick?!!!

ahh...you had me!!

lol

:)

what a way to make your point...


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Triplet Mom 5 years ago from West Coast Author

CMerrit - Thank you! I think?!? A trick? Maybe. It seems to work on my hubby ;) At least it does in his dreams!!

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