My Wife And I Question Why ?
When We Don't Have The Answers
We look to each other and both shrug our shoulders and say
I don't know
Why the mouse won't work
It has to be the batteries
Looking around for two replacements is not easy
There is always one when you need two
I can hear her curse
I don't know why
O.k. neither do I
Let's think of a logical explanation
It worked earlier and now it doesn't
Your a genious why didn't I think of that
Now we don't need any sarcacism to add to the frustration
Well if it doesn't work we can't do anything
Tell me something I don't know
Did you find two batteries yet
If I did you woud have them already
I looked under where we keep the batteries
I found some
All different ones but not double AA ones that I need
Rechargable ones they will work
If they are charged ?
Only one way to find out
How can you check them
We have a battery tester
Where is it I don't know ?
When did we use it last ?
I don't know
I am still trying to figure out if that is the problem
I know you think I know the answer but I don't
I am going to try to shut the computer down
Maybe that will work
Sometimes when we loose power the computer doesn't work
It's THE MOUSE NOT THE COMPUTER !!!
I don't know
I am just trying to throw out solutions and maybe one will be right
Shutting off the computer didn't work
The mouse is wireless and could you please check the connections
Of course it didn't take all but ten seconds to pull out the file cabnet to take a look behind there
Our wonderful adorable cat had to see and stick her nose in
C H A R L E T T E !!!! Get out of there
Now she is just being a cat you can't blame her for that
I want to get done
I do too but what can I do
Look way in the back of the computer make sure all wires are in tight
We have this wire and it is like a receiver for the signal
It is not working as she shakes the keyboard and squeezes it tight
Now that is no way to act
Isn't there someone we can ask for help ?
No because all they going to say it's the mouse and buy a new one
The mouse is still frozen and in just a few seconds it feels like the ice age has passed over
I got a chill that would make Stephen King shake
Don't we have a new mouse still in the package
I said with a smile
One with a cord we didn't use because we were using the wireless one instead
Now see where this wire connects ?
Wait a minute
I can't see it
I have to get a flashlight
Honey where is the flashlight ?
Great what else could go wrong
Never mind I found it
Just pull this cord out because we won't need it
It goes with the wireless mouse
Now we don't need the batteries anyway
Just plug this cord in from the mouse in an open usb port
It lights up a sparkly pink real wild looking
I think I surprised her with it and we never used it
Now look on the bright side we are using it
But it still doesn't work
Wait the computer is recognizing the signal now
Maybe it needs time to connect with it
Why don't we go out and come back later and give you time to think
Oh so someone is going to come in the house and make it work
I don't get it
It should work
The mouse lights up and the computer is working but we still cannot type
Then she realized her mistake
Plug the receiver back in
Now we can type
You think she will admit she made a mistake
Not a chance
I didn't have a clue either way
So we are just going to pretend all this didn't happen
Thanks honey and the computer is working fine
The mouse is smaller and it is real sharp
My wife in the other room heard me but didn't answer
It is amazing how the littlest things can cause the biggest problems
Well back on the computer just mousing away
All I can say this mouse is my new best friend