Perfect Pick-up Lines
Hi, I'm Pestalina!
You've spotted someone interesting...
Standing in a crowded room or waiting next to a bus stop, you happen to take note of a gorgeous hunk standing (or sitting next to you). "Mmmm, how edible," you mumble to yourself as you cast your eyes over his finely honed body, muscles bulging in his denim shirt, and your eyes inadvertently move down to his crotch. Most of us stop there. We devour the hunk with our eyes as if he was some kind of orgasmic eye candy. But, very few of us actually take it further and try to get to know if his personality matches his bod and pheromones he's drowning your senses with. So, Pestalina has come up with some pick-up lines that you can use to try and get you your first date.
Pestalina's perfect pick-up lines
- You want to come and see where I pack my cookies?
- I'm sure I've seen you here before and you seem so interesting.
- Excuse me, my friends are paying me money to talk to a stranger as some kind of a dare. Do you mind if we...
- Wanna show me if that gun you're packing is real?
- What's your star sign? I'm gemini so I can be like a whole harem.
- Wanna come and play hide the salami with me?
- Your mum sent me to fetch you...
- You have the ass Michaelangelo would have died for.
- God, it's so hot today, I'm pleased I'm not wearing any underwear!
- I'm addicted to your aftershave, can you catch me when I faint?
- Do you like dogs? I like doggy style. I can bark too if you want.
- Jeez, look at your hands and long fingers, you remind me of my gynaecologist
- Let's just go to my place and get naked.
- My name's Pestalina, so you know what to moan when the time comes.
- Is that package real? Can I feel to check?
- What can I do to make you go out with me?
- I don't believe in sex on the first date, but I have double-jointed arms.
- Can I be your slave tonight?
- Congratulations, you've just been voted the best looking man in the bus line and your prize is a night out with me.
- Do you mind if I stare at you, because it's like a magnetic pull, I can't turn my eyes away.
- I'm new to this city and you look like someone who can show me around.
- What do you like for breakfast? I just want to make sure I have it in my kitchen when we wake up.
- I want you to melt in my mouth like Dutch Chocolate.
- I've got a packet of condoms with your name written on it.
- I've just had a new tattoo, could you please come and check to see if it's infected? I have no-one else to ask.
- I've just redecorated my bedroom and your shirt would look divine draped on the armchair.
- Would you like to eat your dinner on my body tonight. think of me as the love buffet.
- My brother told me to ask you to play spank the monkey with me. Can you show me that game?
- Call me Thailand, hot wet and waiting for tourists.
- Do you think my top is too revealing?
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Now Pestalina has started you off...
Goodness, if I didn't have to go out now could have come up with so many more. But, I've decided to leave it to you to come up with some new ones or ones that have worked for you in the past. Please feel free and add to the comments.
This hub was inspired by a friend who earlier shared a great put-off line with me. Some girl said she can't go out with him as she has to look after her hamster.
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