Two Hour Girlfriend

The Two Hour Girlfriend

Why would anyone ever want a girlfriend for two hours? Well, why not? Any relationship is a transient thing. A relationship may last for days, weeks or even years but ultimately there will be a parting.

Two hours is long enough to chat and learn about each other. Even to share secrets. It's long enough to know if you like each other. This is un-speed dating. Dating in the fast zone.

My two hour girlfriends have been ladies in massage parlours in South East Asia. In fact it was one of these who coined the phrase "The Two Hour Girlfriend". As she rightly pointed out it could be one hour or one and a half hours but few go over the two hour relationship.

The two hour girlfriend is not a date in the normal sense of the word. She is though a psychologist, a psychiatrist, an adviser, a friend. She will listen, she will talk, advise, may flatter, joke and sing. She will massage not only tense muscles till they relax but massage your ego too. She is a Geisha. She is perfect.

Two hours is too short a time for serious imperfections to appear, either yours or hers, You are paying her for her company. She is a different class of Rent-a-date but no date is cost free.

Sex may just possibly figure in your temporary relationship but then again it may not. Not so different to any date anywhere

Some of my two hour girlfriends have remained my friends. Years after we may talk on the phone or if in the same town may grab a coffee together. A two hour girlfriend can be a friend for life.


More by this Author

  • The World of the Kathoey and Ladyboy

    In at least one story of creation there were three children born. There was a boy, a girl and another. The Kathoey should be considered that Third Sex. The Kathoey or Ladyboy occur in all societies under a variety of...

  • Edward VII Love Chair

    The Edward VII Love Chair is of unique construction. Built on the precise instructions of the overweight playboy Prince of Wales for lovemaking.

  • What Do Tigers Eat In Zoos?

    The average zoo visitor may wonder what it is that tigers eat in zoos. It is the same as in the wild...meat. In the zoo however the fare varies as does the preparation and presentation.

Comments 5 comments

Ralph Deeds profile image

Ralph Deeds 5 years ago

Back in my bachelor days I had two-hour girl friend on a two-hour plane flight which developed into a two-year romance.

Peter Dickinson profile image

Peter Dickinson 5 years ago from South East Asia Author

Funny you should say that Ralph, because I too met a girl on a plane on a two and a half hour journey. We remained friends till I had my phone stolen and her number along with it. She was an exotic dancer...I don't suppose it was the same girl?

Ralph Deeds profile image

Ralph Deeds 5 years ago

Small world so it's possible. Was her name FiFi by chance? If the girl I met was an exotic dancer she didn't let on. The one I met was from Oslo and living in New York City. She eventually gave up on New York and me and moved back to Oslo.

Eiddwen profile image

Eiddwen 5 years ago from Wales

A great read and thanks for sharing.

Take care


Peter Dickinson profile image

Peter Dickinson 5 years ago from South East Asia Author

Thank you Eiddwen. Glad you enjoyed it.

    0 of 8192 characters used
    Post Comment

    No HTML is allowed in comments, but URLs will be hyperlinked. Comments are not for promoting your articles or other sites.

    Click to Rate This Article