Funny Wedding Invitation reply
The Wedding Gift
Dont You just hate it?
Dont you just hate it when you recieve a wedding invitation and read through the verse only to read at the bottom " please dont get us a gift money would be appreciated more"
i have written a verse to send in with your R.S.V.P hopefully the couple would see the humor intended.
Thank you for the invite
Im sure to come along
But I wont be giving money
Because I think that it is wrong.
Im looking forward too the party
It should be good with you as host
and I will bring along my present
A machine for making toast
Please do not be offended
When I turn up at your wedding
With my present in a package
and not money, thats just begging
I hope that you will remain my friend
and feelings wont get hurt
I wish you love and happiness
and most of all good luck.
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