What Kind Of Guys Do Girls Like?
This hub presents a humorous opposing view to that expressed in the hub titled “Important Things To Remember About Dating Girls” by “Lilymag”. You are perfectly welcome to explore the validity of the viewpoints here, but take note that I’m single, have never been married and do not have a girlfriend.
#1 Important Point To Remember - Treat Her Like One Of The Guys
Do not stand on ceremony with her. Be yourself. Treat her just like one of the guys. If you like to make farting sounds with your armpits when you are around your buddies, do that with her as well. She will be flattered that you feel so comfortable with her that you can be yourself, warts and all.
#2 Important Point To Remember - Tell Her About Your Other Girlfriends
You have been told not to flaunt your conquests. Tales of how well regarded you are by other females, of how many girls you have been wooed by, are best left untold. If you are forced to tell the tale, make sure you tell it with extreme modesty, leaving out every single juicy detail that makes you look good.
I beg to differ.
If you have only gone out with a girl a few times, she doesn’t really know the real person. She just knows the facade that you put up to make yourself look good. She would really appreciate the viewpoint of all the gals that have known you longer and better. And don’t leave any of the juicy details out, as that will really tell her how charming you can be. In other words, bragging is good.
Even better would be to let her talk to them personally. If you have ex girlfriends who are still on speaking terms with you, invite them along on one of your dates and let the two ladies get acquainted. Or if there is a restaurant in which all the waitresses know you by your first name, bring her there.
The key is to show her how charming you are and how well you get along with the ladies. That way, she knows that the persona she sees is real and knows that you are a very charming person, and that she will be charmed off her feet.
#3 Important Point To Remember - Dress As Yourself
Many of you guys have watched romantic movies hoping to get some tips. One of the things that guys do on a first date is that they will show up dressed to the nines on the girl’s doorstep. There are many times in which they actually rent the suit they are wearing.
Well guys, that’s just the movies. Unless you dress in a suit every day of your life, wear what you normally wear on your dates. If you normally wear a T-shirt and faded jeans, do that. She will appreciate your honesty and will not be unpleasantly surprised when she gets married. Believe me, you do not want to be around, much less married to, a girl who is unpleasantly surprised.
#4 Important Point To Remember - Save Every Penny
There is a common misconception that the more expensive the restaurants that you take her to, the better are your chances with her. Nothing can be further from the truth. Even on a first date a girl is updating her mental checklist of your suitability as a husband, and you definitely do not want her to tick the column: “Spends lavishly”
Instead, bring her to a decent restaurant but make sure you have coupons for the meal. And when it comes the time to pay the bill, tip the waiter only the minimum sum needed. That’s for the first date, just to show her that you are not dead broke. It is coupons and burger joints for anything after the first date. For all your trouble, you will get a tick under, “Saves every penny”, on her mental checklist.
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