Top Ten cheesiest cheesy pick up lines

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hey girls would any of these work on you lol...jimmys cheesiest pick up lines

1)Do you have a Bandaid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you

2)If you were a booger I'd pick you first.

3)They say nature is the greatest teacher. Wanna see what a doggy taught me?

4)Your body is like an hourglass, and I really need to know what time it is.

5)Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me?.

6)Are you from Tennessee? 'Cause you're the only ten I see!

7)Hey, baby. I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?.

8)Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by you again?.

9)If I could be anything I'd be a tear: Born in your eye, live on your cheek, and die at your lips.

10)I lost my teddy bear... can I sleep with you?

ouch i didn't think so lol.....jimmy

 

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Iðunn 9 years ago

lol, I'd have to pass :p


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jimmythejock 9 years ago from Scotland Author

thought so lol...jimmy


Iðunn 9 years ago

hehehe

I like your earlier suggestion under a different hub of offering the object of your affection a frozen sparrow, or perhaps a nice frozen sparrow poem. ;)


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misfit 9 years ago from England

Can't have used any of these on your wife!


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scotslass 9 years ago

well jimmy none of these cheesy chat up lines worked on me did they lol


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jimmythejock 9 years ago from Scotland Author

well darling you are my wife lol so something must have worked...jimmy


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scotslass 9 years ago

my darling the cheesy chat up line you used on me was do you want coffee coffee coffee i asked for tea lol

nah none of you cheesy chat up lines worked it was your humour


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discojunkia 9 years ago from penhold

cute


wajay_47 9 years ago

Hi Jimmy, great hub! I'm writing these down.


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Ralph Deeds 9 years ago

Ha! Ha! 40 years too late!


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confessing7girl 9 years ago

ah ah this was sooo funny!!!!!! :D


werwerwer 9 years ago

3,4,6 and 9 were absolutely retarded.


Amanda 9 years ago

i have come with some of my own pick up lines! one is "are you from georgia because you're peachy" another is "were you born yesterday cause you look like my baby"


jack 9 years ago

plz... ever,...EVER...use any of these lines on a ghirl. especially not the booger one.

if the girl is nice and u 2 know each other pretty good, u can use the last one. she needs to be the sensitive type and so do u or they'll never buy it


jack 9 years ago

1 more thing.

wat i said really worked for u plz tell me by posting a comment.

i would really like to know how it went


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ipnomad 8 years ago

Got one...Excuse me, I need some directions. I need to find the way to your heart.


hubahuba 8 years ago

You must be exhausted 'cause you've been running through my mind all night.


thrthtrhthtrhr 8 years ago

very funny


Vanessa 8 years ago

Yeah I have heard plenty of lines in my time, but those were funny as all hell


Kristin 8 years ago


natalie 8 years ago

here one i just heard today Do want pizza? cause i wanna Pizza you ( piece of you)


holly 8 years ago

Got a good one the other day...guy asks me if I know how much a polar bear weighs. I look at him and say, "Of course I don't. How much?" He says, "Enough to break the ice..." sticks out his hand to shake mine..."I'm Joseph." Needless to say, we have our third date tonight....it was very original!


Dude 8 years ago

Here's one I just made up, "Hi there, I'm sorry Mr. Right isn't here tonight, but Mr. Right Now is" ; )


Ashley 8 years ago

Ive never heard #9 before and ive heard some "real winners."


BADBOY 8 years ago

UH, I DON'T REALLY OWN A SAILBOAT......BUT I DO ENJOY BEING BLOWN ASHORE!


Try this 8 years ago

are your legs tired they should be they have been running throuh my mind all night.


choppy 8 years ago

what about is your dad a theif? then who stole those stars and put them in your eyes. that's classic cheese


Sierra 8 years ago

I got one the other day---

He says, "Can I have directions?"

Me- "Excuse me?"

Him- "Cause I just got lost in your eyes!"

I thought it was pretty funny.. Very unoriginal, but obviously he knew that, which I think is why he said it. He's a funny one, full of laughs! Just showin his personality.


Cloe-Clover 8 years ago

Here is one:

"Did it hurt?"

"What hurt?"

"When you fell from Heaven baby, because you look like an angle!"

IT is so stupid huh?


Joel 8 years ago

I'm wearing baggy pants so you won't have any trouble slidding in them with me.


tony 8 years ago

i got one that better then all of urs " are u jamaikin cause u ja makin me horny " lol


8 years ago

The polar bear one was too cute although if it was me i'd probably laugh at him. Good luck to Mr. Original and you.


Goggles Paisano 8 years ago

A line 't get hurt..."that always worked for me: "Don't move, and you won


Mack 8 years ago

Recommendation to a friend: Her teeth are like the stars. They come out at night.


Dave 8 years ago

I had to laugh at most of them-glad I'm married and no longer have to worry about that kind of stuff,Just have dinner ready


Michelle 8 years ago

The Booger one would totally work. I'd probably go home w/ a man like that.


tete 8 years ago

i though most of them were pretty funny! although most fo them were seen on tv already they were still good


Iðunn 8 years ago

congrats jimmy.  nice to see others discover you en masse. :) 

also nice to be in on the ground floor of being aware of your humour and wit. :D


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gamergirl 8 years ago from Antioch, TN

Him: *points* Hey, what's that?

Me: Hmm? *looks away toward where he's pointing*

Him: *snaps fingers* You missed it. Every reason I have to be away from you just flew out the window.


patricia brown 8 years ago

those are some really cheesy jokes.

but i got one(u hav to b at a cafe, e.t.c) drop a pack of sugar on the floor and when the waiter/waitress walks by then say,"excuse me but i think you droped your name tag"

my teacher told me that one


broalex 8 years ago from Romania

:lol: funny hub we`ve got here :D Great Job how did you manage it on googles 1st pg ?! :o)


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Sean Fullmer 8 years ago from California

Funny! So bad it's funny, but that's part of cheesy humor, no?


jack bauer 8 years ago

godamn there cheesy. cringe like a chinaman just thinking about them


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warner444 8 years ago from Hermosa Beach

please tell me nobody ever actually tried to use any of those "lines"

It's not what you say as much as how you say it. I can tell a woman; "you have a face that could halt the movement of the hands of time" or, I could say the exact same thing in another way; "you have a face that could stop a clock"


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Ralph Deeds 8 years ago

Does anybody remember the old joke about the Jimmy-the-Jock-like make-out artist giving advice to his friend, the miss-out artist? After following previous advice that "You may have to ask a hundred girls in order to get one to go to bed with you," the miss-out artist complained that the advice wasn't working, and moreover, he had been slapped in the face by several of the girls he had approached. Whereupon Jimmy asked him what he had said to the girls, and his geeky friend replied that he simply said "Let's f---" or more couthly "Would you like to go to bed with me?" to which Jimmy said--"No, no, no. You have to strike up a conversation BEFORE you invite them to go to bed." And he gave his friend his top ten list of ice breakers.

Several days later they met and Jimmy asked how his friend was making out. His friend replied that he still had not succeeded and that he had been slapped a few more times. Jimmy said, "Did you follow my advice about striking up a conversation before propositioning them?" His friend replied "I sure did." Jimmy asked, "What did you say?" His friend replied I said "Do you like apples?...Let's f--k!"


Liam 8 years ago

lol, some of those are a bit silly. ;)

hehe i like number 10.

10)I lost my teddy bear... can I sleep with you?


liu 7 years ago

pick up lines sucks ass there so old and not workingf anymore


mutia 6 years ago

LOL Those are so funny, I'm going to tell my friend. He likes to say cheesy jokes in class. I would love to see the expression on my homerooms face when he tells her.


6 years ago

how might like a boy like me


Rob 6 years ago

Excuse me.....I'm lost. Can you tell me how to get to your house? Haha I love this one


chika01 6 years ago

Ha... the last one would


Darrell 5 years ago

Those are good. Theres a hot chick in my class named Hayden Muns that I might use these pickup lines on.

P.S they better work


luke wall 5 years ago

number 6 worked 4 me


Billytalent 5 years ago

Gr8 pick up lines, jimmy i hope they work 4 me


kyle 5 years ago

i think they were pretty funny another one is "if i were a dog would you keep me"


JZ 5 years ago

thanks Jimmy #10 got me a girl 2years ago and i still have her


Blackstar 5 years ago

It worked I got 12 girls that like me I got suspend even wow lol thx u rock


Reece ferguson 5 years ago

Need a girlfriend jimmy I'm gonna try some of them mate (: :)


Starlight 4 years ago

nice


Yobro 4 years ago

Ouch tried one and now my face is a mess


SilverStar 4 years ago

These don't work. I would punch a guys face if he said these to me, just...these won't work unless you WANT a broken nose.


4 years ago

which one would work for a high school girl?


serena 4 years ago

1 and 7 would work on me. they're cute!


jamie 4 years ago

Tnx jimmy I used #10 and i got 4 girls


Man 4 years ago

Haha, I think I will try some, I like numbers #9 and #5.


Beastyboy 4 years ago

Wat about i was telling each star one reason i love u and was doing good till i ran out of stars


Brittany 4 years ago

1,5 and 8 would work on me and i'm a 17 year old girl in high school. LOL 10 was funny but cute too!!!!!


3 years ago

Loved 9


Anyone 2 years ago

Excuse me do you have a mirror in your pocket because I can see me in your pants.

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