The Church Is Having A Turkey Shoot

It's that time of year to overeat, over spend, and over compensate.

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The church is having a turkey shoot.

We’re raising funds for the destitute.

Though the noise and blood doth pollute,

The church will say my point is moot.

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Let us give our Lord,

A twenty-one gun salute?

Who doth this endeavor suit,

This wasteful clamorous tribute?

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Take the short commute.

Show us all that you are astute.

Aren’t the children armed with guns,

Adorable and delightfully cute?

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Bam! Bam! Bam! Bam!

And with this sound we persecute.

Bam! Bam! Bam! Bam!

And with this round we execute.

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Make a joyful noise.

Give the kid a gun and a parachute.

Urge him to kill some other boys.

The church falls into disrepute.

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The disease of religious ignorance,

Is profoundly acute.

And again so many ask,

What turkey would Jesus shoot?

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~Micky Dee~

…11-25-13…

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The Men’s Fellowship and Sisters in Christ of:

“Our Shepherd’s Financial Evangelical New Light And Word Greater Second Halfway Sweetwater Mount Olive Little Hope Joy Harmony One Way Church of St. Martini" will host its annual :

“Old Fashioned Free Will Turkey Shoot Fundraiser”

This year will host the first “Fun Shoot”.

All children under 6 years of age shoot for free!

The National Anthem will be sung by Uzi Glock.

A spaghetti dinner will be held in Luger Hall from 4 pm to 6 pm for a $5.00 donation.

All funds go toward the:

“The Crimson New Vision Of Love And Peace Restorer Reproduce Overture Endeavor Outreach Program”

For more info, contact Reverend Ruger or Elder Mauser Magnum at

“Last Chance World On Fire Revival and Military Academy", Beretta Blvd.

Telephone 22 38 44 3006

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