The unexplained & mysterious hole

********************** The biggest hole on earth **********************

This hub is dedicated solely to nothing else but types of holes. Nothing else but all of the different types and kinds of holes that we encounter and hear about throughout our everyday lives. A hole is something in our life that isn't appreciated very much and that most of us just simply take for granted and expect to be there day after day. A hole is actually a very serious thing and it deserves some respect just like anything else in life. Some holes are actually good for us and make our lives a better place to live, while other holes are bad for us and make our lives more difficult. This hub is totally designed to be a plain simple way to escape the harsh realities of this world by giving you a few simple moments of peace of mind while you are visiting my hub and trying to come up with your own ideas of holes. Now there are different types of holes in this world, and here we are not talking about whole milk, whole kernels of corn, the whole truth and nothing but the truth or I can't believe I ate the whole thing.

Now here we are just simply talking about your basic everyday average functioning hole and here are a few examples that I came up with off the top of my West Virginia head to get things started off with - a doughnut hole, the hole in the wall gang, pot holes in roads, a hole in the fence, bolt holes, worm holes, the hole in the ozone layer, a hole in a ball, knocking a hole in it, a hole in your socks, a hole in one, a snake hole, a hole in time, a porthole, a man hole, a peephole, a post hole, a rat hole, getting it into the hole, a nail hole, a cylinder hole in the engine, a hole in the ground, the watering hole, a mud hole, a hole in your engine head, the ole fishing hole, a hole inside a lifesavers candy, slipped through a hole in the system, the black hole in outer space, a whale's blow hole, a hole in the bottom of your shoes, a loop hole, threading the hole of a needle, a pie hole or one's big mouth, a hole in your pants, a belt loop hole, eye holes for your shoe strings, and the list goes on & on & on. So now it's your turn to come up with and name a few more holes of your own.

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Here's where you can add your own idea of a hole for the list: 89 comments

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possum lover 6 years ago from the backwoods just to the North of South Carolina

Possum holes


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Poethepoet 6 years ago from Charm City

Butt hole. Somebody had to say it.


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patdmania 6 years ago from waterford, mi

Dogs dig holes!!!


DoorMattnomore 6 years ago

weep hole. =)


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Five One Cows 6 years ago from Moo Town

"The hole in your pocket" And for the record I like this whole thing.


DoorMattnomore 6 years ago

wholly enjoy the hole. ahhahaa


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possum lover 6 years ago from the backwoods just to the North of South Carolina

I got another one - button hole


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Tom Whitworth 6 years ago from Moundsville, WV

Peep hole


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Marlin 55 6 years ago from USA

I think this is unusual in a good way. I've never seen tis topic expored like this.


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Mentalist acer 6 years ago from A Voice in your Mind!

Haha,...a belly button hole;)


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stars439 6 years ago from Louisiana, The Magnolia and Pelican State.

Bullet holes we can do without. :)


DoorMattnomore 6 years ago

pie hole


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mquee 6 years ago from Columbia, SC

That's pretty creative, I would never have thought to write a hub on holes. Very well done!


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The Wizz 6 years ago

Cake hole. Got told to shut it a lot growing up!


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zzron 6 years ago from Houston, TX.

The Black Hole


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Denise Handlon 6 years ago from North Carolina

Hole-y Smokes! :) Welcome to hubpages! Happy hubbing.


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epigramman 6 years ago

assholes ....there's a few of them lurking around hubpages!


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Judicastro 6 years ago from birmingham, Alabama

hole in your heart kind of hole )-; welcome to Hubpages. Nice to have the diversion!


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MartieCoetser 6 years ago from South Africa

The hole in the corner man/woman. (Thanks for the entertainment. Please give us more!)


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susanlang 6 years ago

(laughing) A hole in your stockings, blowing smoke holes. There's a hole in your story! Thanks for joining my fans. I'll be sure and read you more often!


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Timmy(B) 6 years ago from United Kingdom

hole in one


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Poethepoet 6 years ago from Charm City

sink holes


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Five One Cows 6 years ago from Moo Town

How about a bung hole


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Peggy W 6 years ago from Houston, Texas

A holier than thou story.


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moncrieff 6 years ago from New York, NY

The Hole, Courtney Love's band from the 90s... if anyone remembers...


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jill of alltrades 6 years ago from Philippines

How holey! Very interesting!


ralwus 6 years ago

Hmmm, only one I really enjoy, but I fear to mention it, but it's wet and pink. I used to visit it a lot and play with it too. It's is sometimes quite furry, but most now are just smooth, so I have been told. I have learned it can never be worn out, I know this is true, for I tried to for many years. they are simply the most amazing holes ever created.


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epigramman 6 years ago

..now we`re getting interesting ....Ralwus showed up!

...okay and one of my favorite bands - The Butthole Surfers!


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epigramman 6 years ago

..and what I have before my morning coffee - a (dang) hole in my head!!!!!


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rizwan_isria 6 years ago from India

I think its Just a Mining HOLE


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Nando's 6 years ago from Pretoria, South Africa

Holes in the wall for your plugs!

ralwus Sies, I'm sure many people laughed at your "hole story"


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Nell Rose 6 years ago from England

Hi, If you have half a hole, does that constitute a whole hole or half a hole? lol


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equealla 6 years ago from Pretoria, South Africa

A whole bunch of hollow ideas! lol


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bejones 6 years ago

Pot holes in Michigan! :)


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infonolan 6 years ago from Australia

HOLES IN BURGER EDGE FOR FALSE LABELLING (i.e. UNDECLARED SOY and DAIRY IN GLUTEN FREE BUNS!!! http://hubpages.com/food/Burger-Edge-edgy-gluten-f...


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possum lover 6 years ago from the backwoods just to the North of South Carolina

Underwater holes & midnight fantasy


pastella13 6 years ago

Polos - the mints with the holes. Holes - what a great subject. Anyone know why we have them, because a hole is something that isn't there.(Isn't it?)


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prasetio30 6 years ago from malang-indonesia

My friend, you have a hole collection. Thanks for share with us.


Shirley Pisa 6 years ago

hmm....how about a ring? Would that do?


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TheHoleStory 6 years ago from Parsons, West Virginia Author

Thanks for the the great comments guys. I never realized that there were really so many different kinds of holes till I started this hub. Keep em coming on in.


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stephhicks68 6 years ago from Bend, Oregon

digging a hole to China (or vice versa?)


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Carl S. Miller 6 years ago from Pacific Northwest

Quite interesting. Can't wait to see where you go with this idea...


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peacegirl101 6 years ago

HEY NOBODY SAID MINE YET.....doughnut or bagel hole........Yum :) LOL!


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peacegirl101 6 years ago

Or a an eye.........just kidding :)


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N.E. Wright 6 years ago from Bronx, NY

A hole in the head. Ouch. LOL.


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PMS9 6 years ago from India

hole hole hole !!!


bulldog53 6 years ago

rock quarry


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brandonfan 6 years ago from Mid West

The holiest of holes! You know what I'm talking about!


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erthfrend 6 years ago from Florida

oh my gosh, I never knew I would be thinking this much about holes!! LOL How about a toilet hole?! This is a very important hole!


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RTalloni 6 years ago from the short journey

Very often, the most interesting holes are the ones in peoples' stories, aka lies.


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princessdaisy21 6 years ago

OMG erthfriend makes a point! =) that's so LOL! =D

I got one too,

THE LETTER: O

:)


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princessdaisy21 6 years ago

Got another one, =)

'Hole Milk' =D

Please anyone comment to me if you don't understand my jokes and I'll explain them! And if you do get my jokes, then comment here that ya did! :) Lol, sometimes they r hard to understand. =/ =)

P.s. Great job, TheHoleStory! Look, you've only made 1 hub so far, and you only became a hubpages member 4 weeks ago, but you already attracted over 100 followers - including me - because of this awesome hub! great idea...great hub....great hub!!!! =D


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Jeffrey Tymczak 6 years ago from Amelia Island

HOLE lotta Love - Led Zeppelin!

Jeff


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Fiddleman 6 years ago from Zirconia, North Carolina

Good one and lots of great comments, keep em coming!


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dilipchandra12 6 years ago from India

Welcome to HubPages... great start with a "Hole Hub"...


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Five One Cows 6 years ago from Moo Town

coal mining hole


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sabrebIade 6 years ago from Pennsylvania

Mel's Hole near Ellensburg, Washington


animal'sfriends4evr 6 years ago

hole n' one........BOOOOOOOOOM!!! *crash...bowling balls shattering.....WOW...a strike, lol!!!!!! :)

this "hole" story is interesting... :)

~Leah


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dallas93444 6 years ago from Bakersfield, CA

The "hole" story and nothing but the "hole story..."


Linda Myshrall 6 years ago

Hole-y Mole-y! There are a whole lotta holes in this! The whole thing's a wormhole... the hole where all cyber things live. Reading this was the most fun I've had all day. =)


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Minnetonka Twin 6 years ago from Minnesota

I see above me, TheWizz said, "cake hole." I have been told to shut my BLOW HOLE. BLOW HOLE also refers to what a whale breathes out of. Hee hee, this is soo much fun:)


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Neil Sperling 6 years ago from Port Dover Ontario Canada

LOL - Hole in a pipe, hole in a guitar, hole in the tub where the drain can drain the whole tub of water. Gosh all mighty.. I wish I had a dime for every hole I see in a day.... but since I have a hole in my bank account I wouldn't keep any dimes anyway LOL Cheers


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maven101 6 years ago from Northern Arizona

Nietzsche's Hole...Deep, dark, and mysterious...We look into the Abyss, and it looks back at us...Larry


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Queen of the Lint 6 years ago from The Laundry Room

Never really thought about holes before this!


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libby101a 6 years ago from KY

Awesome and original! I love it! Thanks for a great read!


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Fossillady 6 years ago from Saugatuck Michigan

Nose hole


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denden mangubat 6 years ago from liloan, cebu, philippines

i just have to bookmark this


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Daniel J. Neumann 6 years ago from Harrisburg, Pa

Holy swiss cheese---whole fat.

My favorite holes are black.


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lyjo 6 years ago

Hole(Whole)Milk? I don't think anyone mentioned this one...forgive me if its repetitive...What a fanatastic Hub....excellent...look forward to following you! Take really good care!


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bgamall 6 years ago from Las Vegas, Nevada

Lol, Woods Hole Group, involved in Marine Biology in Cape Cod.


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possum lover 6 years ago from the backwoods just to the North of South Carolina

A Dunkin' Doughnut's "munchkin". Which if you don't already know are the little round holes which they sell by the box at their great smelling stores. However I'm pretty sure that each little munchkin isn't the left over hole from their doughnuts.


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Goody5 6 years ago from Bohville, USA, Just below the Mason-Dixon line in the land of the pleasant living

The whole time.


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CheyenneAutumn 6 years ago

I read this hole thing and the whole thing left me with a hole in my head that the holiest of hole fillers will never be able to fill. That's the hole truth - or the hole enchilada!


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jxb7076 6 years ago from United States of America

how about you having a 'hole lotta nerves' writing a hub about holes which holds no holes, as we know holes to hold. (don't try to figure out my comment - it makes no sense to me either) :)


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mr. daydream 6 years ago

"They say I'm worthless... Like a penny with a (hole) it in" lol.


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pennyofheaven 6 years ago from New Zealand

Oh your ideas are so much fun! Thanks enjoyed again


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samsons1 6 years ago from Tennessee

up and funny! I didn't see the ole swimmin' hole...


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Carl S. Miller 5 years ago from Pacific Northwest

You've named black holes. But there's also their theoretical counterparts/opposites: white holes.


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Carl S. Miller 5 years ago from Pacific Northwest

a bell-mouth spillway, also known as a "morning glory," "plughole" or "glory hole"


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Ryan-Palmsy 5 years ago from In a Galaxy far, far away

It's an exhaust shaft/port thing, like on the Death-Star! We can only hope Luke doesn't shoot at it, lest the earth is destroyed and we have to rebuild it again to conquer the galaxy...


oballesansano 5 years ago

Holey- nice explanation and justification for whatever "hole"/s... :)


oballesansano 5 years ago

Holey- nice explanation and justification for whatever "hole"/s... :)


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kikalina 5 years ago from Europe

that is a really beautiful image! Thank you


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marshacanada 4 years ago from Vancouver BC

Great Hub!!! Hole in the tree, hole in the cruise ship hull,hole in the bucket,hole in the ice,yee old fishing hole.


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Anjili 4 years ago from planet earth, a humanoid

Hi Holestory,

You are such a Hole. Your hub gives an interesting read.

What amused me most were the hearty comments it got from hubbers. Believe me when I say - They don't mince words. Most were terse and quite funny. Will share this one with other readers. Thanks for being such a hole. Lol


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Quirinus 4 years ago from Sitting on the Rug

Hole in the roof? Thanks for sharing, TheHoleStory!


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jimagain 4 years ago from Hattiesburg, Mississippi

Somebody had to dedicate a Hub to those metaphysical entities of nothingness we simply call, holes! Off the wall and original. I loved it!

Voted UP and funny!

The EPA defines a 'hole' as a natural or man-made topographic depression. Thought you might appreciate that. I cna give you the CFR reference if you want!

-from a lover or worm holes, balck holes, and esp, do-nut holes!


crook hunter 2 years ago

All holes are goals(destiny) but all goals are not holes(soccer goal is a net).

Hammmering article know.dont u think?


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Cee-Jay Aurinko 11 months ago from Cape Town, South Africa

Wow HoleStory - I think you covered like, half of all the holes in the entire universe! I see there are a lot of comments here for holes in the world, so, how am I going to come up with something unique? Hmm...

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