10 Ways to Act Foolish While You are Skydiving For The First Time
Here is a list of places and events where acting a fool is not acceptable.
- Defusing a bomb.
- Jumping from one car to a run-away car in hopes to stop it before someone gets hurt.
- Feeding a killer whale.
- Challenging Floyd "Money"Mayweather to a fight in a dark alley.
- Having a hot affair with Jessica Alba and taking foolish chances not worrying that you might get caught.
- Working on a glitch in live nuclear warhead.
- Skydiving.
Besides these, there are literally thousands of other tense situations considered life or death where showing your ignorance (on purpose) can lead to these things happening to you:
- Cursed out.
- Your butt kicked.
- Cursed out again.
- Fired.
- Blacklisted all over town.
- Sent to get psychiatric evaluation.
You get the point. We just can't go through life doing what we please without dreadful consequences. I just happen to know a few people like this. And you can believe this or not, but some of them have did just that. Float through life on their own terms. Never compromising. Somehow I envy them.
Rather than bash them, I want to support their stupid actions by offering them an area at random, skydiving, and suggest these . . .
10 Ways to Act Foolish While You are Skydiving For The First Time
- Stand in the plane's doorway and eat a few ham and biscuits standing on your head.
- Standing outside the plane's door holding to the wing's steel brace with one hand.
- Waiting until one minute before you jump to pack your parachute in the plane.
- Let the other skydivers watch in horror as you stuff your parachute with huge rocks to show your bravery.
- Pay someone to blindfold you before you jump.
- Wait until you jump to put your parachute on. (This was against the advice of your instructors).
- Jump while facing inside the plane and pouring an exploded soda all over yourself.
- Tie a rope to the inside of the plane. Then jump, but hold onto the rope.
- Dive only using your emergency parachute.
- Dive while holding an agitated rattlesnake in your hands.
Note: I will not add you to the list of people whom I envy.
