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Knickers For Men | Buy Knickers, Be Happy

Updated on October 13, 2009

Knickers!

Knickers. Heh. Knickers for men. I can write the word 'panties' over and over a gazillion times and keep a perfectly straight face whilst doing it, but for some reason, the word 'knickers' just gets me. Perhaps its the way it is reminiscent of British Colonial roots. Perhaps it's the playful connotations the word seems to have. It's hard to take knickers too seriously, which is precisely why you chaps who love women's lingerie should think about buying yourself some knickers.

What are knickers? Why, panties of course. I've picked out the picture on the right there on purpose too, of course. Though knickers may be little more than panties, in my mind there is something timeless about knickers. Knickers can be sweet and sexy, but never sordid. Dirty girls and guys wear panties, respectable ladies and gents with a twinkle in their eye don knickers.

You'll find that undergarments referred to as knickers fall into one of two categories: the unspeakably plain (perhaps even gasp cotton) and the irresistibly pretty. Knickers are floaty, pretty, pink, white, baby blue, they are the stuff of a misbehaving panty dream.

If your panty collection seems to have slipped into an overly gauche and wanton place, revitalize it with some knickers. (This may appear to be utterly inane rambling to British panty wearers, but have a heart, much of the world has been living in a panty paradise for too long, unaware of the potential of a good solid pair of knickers for bringing joy to the cockles of a man's heart.)

At one time, knickers were men's underwear, to be precise, short trousers which ended above the knee. During the great revolution and women's lib and whatnot, women claimed the title of knickers for their underwear as well as equal rights, the vote and various other shiny things which I am grateful to have been born into with a sense of feminine entitlement.

That doesn't mean that men shouldn't be able to wear knickers as well though. ? Be aware however, of the ever present danger of getting your knickers inadvertently in a knot.

So men what are you waiting for? Enrich your bottom with a pair of charming knickers today! (Or tomorrow, or any other time that suits you really. I've been watching far too many infomercials, which has left me sitting in a room full of exercise equipment and a rather potent colon cleansing tonic.)

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