Men In Panties Showdown: Cotton Bikini Cut Panties For Men vs Nylon Bikini Cut Panties For Men
How you like that headline hmm? Seen one as long as that? Not in a long time, I'll warrant. It has been suggested to me by various reliable sources that bikini cut panties are some of the best panties a man can wear. Not only do they provide full coverage in the front and back which makes them both comfortable and sensual, but they also expose the thigh in a sexy sort of fashion, creating a sexy look. With bikini cut panties a man really can have his cake and eat it too.
(Bonus prize to anyone who can explain to me in the comments what the heck “having your cake and eating it too” actually means, one would think that having one's cake would be the prime situation for being able to eat it. If you didn't have it, if it was, say, abducted by aliens, how would you eat it? But I digress.)
The question is, should men wear nylon bikini cut panties, or cotton bikini cut panties?
Nylon Bikini Cut Panties
Nylon, the favorite of many a man in lingerie, and can we blame him? No, nylon feels so silky smooth against the skin, is pretty to look at, and is capable of fufiling all types of men who wear lingerie (the ones who want to feel girly, the ones who like the look of it, and the ones who like the feel.) One might think that nylon bikini cut panties would be all a man would ever need, but still cotton bikini cut panties continue to exist. Why? Why can cotton not give way to the material of the future, nylon? Nylon will not biodegrade nearly as quickly as cotton, making it the perfect panty material for men who plan on surviving an apocalypse scenario with their lingerie collections intact well into the 25th century.
Cotton Bikini Cut Panties
Cotton bikini cut panties are soft and cute. They breathe nicely, allowing you to live an active lifestyle and still wear sweet, feminine lingerie. Some men prefer cotton panties because they have a softer and more natural texture to them than nylon panties. They like the fact that they can purchase cotton panties which were grown organically, unlike Nylon panties which are created in the very bowels of man's mechanical hell. They like the fact that cotton panties have an innocence to them, unlike nylon panties which seem to be unable to resist the urge to be lewd and sensual given the slightest opportunity.
The Winner?
One could, of course, always purchase both cotton panties and nylon panties and enjoy the benefits of both on alternating days. However I fear this goes against mankind's inclinations to pick sides, draw lines and engage in fierce battles.
So men, go forth and battle in the comments... which shall be the victor, cotton or nylon?
