Lucky Red Lingerie For Men
In Chinese culture, red is associated with good luck, and in lingerie red is associated with getting lucky. See what I did there? See it? Ha! What fun we have with these articles!
If you don't yet own any red lingerie, (which is entirely possible given that red lingerie is often reserved for celebrating the birth of Jesus and the commercialized holiday associated with the torturing of a Christian saint respectively) you should most certainly see about getting yourself some. It is possible to purchase red lingerie outside the approved red lingerie purchasing periods by purchasing lingerie online. The Internet acknowledges no seasons, no religions and no arbitrary purchasing rules. It's the Wild West of lingerie where anything goes.
Be aware once you have your lucky red lingerie, it is no good for stealthy wearing, because red, whilst being the color of good luck in China, is also a rather eye catching color that humans are naturally inclined to recognize fairly quickly as it could indicate blood, possibly our own blood, which is always worth noticing. If we didn't pay attention to the color red, we could very possibly walk around whilst bleeding profusely and never know it. We might also find ourselves unable to recognize wounded prey, which would make hunting a great deal more troublesome. Therefore, if you wear red lingerie you can expect it to make quite a statement. If it peeks up over the waistband of your pants, people are going to notice. If it leaps out of the corner of the room and wraps itself around the legs of a lady friend you found walking the streets of Whitechapel, she's going to notice it. Your red lingerie is the lingerie most likely to traitorously give you away.
Are you bold enough to accept the challenge of red lingerie? Are you man enough to gird your unmentionables with the most primal color known to humankind? Are you ready to harness the lucky energy of wearing red lingerie? These are the questions that every man must ask himself before he sallies forth wearing his red lingerie, for once one steps out the door wearing red undergarments, one is destined to go about one's day wearing the red lingerie. Unless, of course, he wants to take them off at morning break in the bathroom and perhaps leave them there to create a source of office gossip that will enliven the water cooler for months to come. There is great power associated with red lingerie. Use it wisely.
