How I have missed you dear computer, I love you so much!

I love you , I love you my dear computer.

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I have missed you so much dear computer

I have not seen you since last night. I have missed you so much my dear computer and you too internet. My nasty husband disconnected you whilst he was decorating and made me do housework. Well he did not make me do the housework, but being banished from you, there was not a lot else to do.

I can not remember life with out you. I can not believe how painful one day away was. I think I am addicted to you. It is an unhealthy addiction. But you are just so rich in information and so friendly. You always have something new to teach me.

My husband is this jealous too. They just don't understand!

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You and your computer

What is your relationship with your hardware?

  • Do you need to log on straight away
  • Do you visit irregularly
  • Never switch it off
  • Love your computer dearly
  • Despise your computer?
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Why I love my computer!

  • When I have had enough, I can switch you off and you do not moan about the lack of attention.

  • You teach me all sorts of new information. A lot of it useless. But there are some pearls of wisdom there.
  • You help me work and make money. And who does not love money?

So I am afraid people can scream and shout all they like. They simply do not understand our relationship. I love you dear computer and always put you first.xxYou help me connect with the rest of the world. I never thought growing up I could and would be friends with people from America, Australia, Holland, Poland, Singapore, India and many many more places.

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Ddraigcoch 3 years ago from UK Author

Oh dear Chris, I just found this in my Spam drawer, haha. Sorry for the delayed reply my friend.


chrisinhawaii 3 years ago

My wife and I always have a laptop (or two) on the bed with us. I guess this makes us SWINGERS! lol


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Ddraigcoch 5 years ago from UK Author

Thank you Cogerson and Katrinasui. It is observational comedy. Thank you for reading.


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katrinasui 5 years ago

Great Hub! Very close to reality.


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Cogerson 5 years ago from Virginia

Excellent hub...short and sweet and so very true....very funny....I liked this hub very much. Voted up.


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Ddraigcoch 5 years ago from UK Author

Jeannie. Seeker. Kashmir and Fay. Thank you very much for your support. Wouldn't it be nice to get the same at home?


Fay Paxton 5 years ago

I can certainly relate to this. I sometimes feel addicted.

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kashmir56 5 years ago from Massachusetts

Hi Ddraigcoch, a day without my computer would be like a day without sunshine !

Awesome hub !!!


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Seeker7 5 years ago from Fife, Scotland

Loved this hub!!! So true to life.


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Jeannieinabottle 5 years ago from Baltimore, MD

It looks like you beat me to this hub! We seem to have some of the same ideas. My computer likes to stop working whenever it feels like it, so I was without my home computer for about 5 days. I managed to get it to come back to life last night, but who knows for how long. I am glad you got your computer back, too!

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