How To Kill A Ninja

Watch This Before You Decide To Kill A Ninja

Killing a ninja is like wearing a blindfold and picking a needle out 
of a haystack. It won't happen.
~ Oscar Wilde on How to kill a Ninja

More like finding a hay in a needlestack...
~ Deadpool on above statement


For those who can't distinguish between fun and serious stuff, the quotes above were taken from http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/HowTo:Kill_a_Ninja
That means they're all made up.

The premise is that every single one of us know someone who got killed by a ninja. We just didn't know that a ninja did it. That's how skilled they are. Now that you know, what's the most logical thing to do? Why exact revenge of course!

There's a little problem though. To kill a ninja, you must first find a ninja. For those of you not familliar with ninja's, finding a ninja is like finding a needle in a haystack. Seriously. Don't ever try it.

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brodan 7 years ago

Funny video, Kudlit. Ninjutsu may have originated from the Chinese Lim Kue or "forest demons", ancient bandits who preyed on travelers. A modern-day ninja won't wear the costume though. If ever, we can see them but we can't identify them. The closest equivalent are assassins who are skilled at disguises.


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Kudlit 7 years ago from Laguna Author

What about Donatello, Raphael, Leonardo and Michelangelo?


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Cris A 7 years ago from Manila, Philippines

LOL I'd hire a samurai to kill me one. :D


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Kudlit 7 years ago from Laguna Author

Good idea!


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scottaye73 7 years ago from Michigan, USA

Lol, like the humor...good idea for a hub. : )


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Kudlit 7 years ago from Laguna Author

I was really laughing hard when I first saw that video. I thought I'd share it with hubbers.


Tornado1555 5 years ago

I have 3 words. Remington, Double Barreled, and lastly Birdshot. Lets see a ninja attack an industrialist now!


Tornado1555 5 years ago

Oh and another thing, why dont I just bomb a pagoda?! There is bound to bew at least ONE ninja in that horribly agriculture looking thing!


Lord Galveston 4 years ago

I agree with Tornado's comments. Napalm is the way to go with anti-ninja tactics!


Clark scofield 4 years ago

I kill a ninja when i was a karateke.

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