How To Kill A Ninja
Watch This Before You Decide To Kill A Ninja
“Killing a ninja is like wearing a blindfold and picking a needle out of a haystack. It won't happen.”
~ Oscar Wilde on How to kill a Ninja
“More like finding a hay in a needlestack...”
~ Deadpool on above statement
For those who can't distinguish between fun and serious stuff, the quotes above were taken from http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/HowTo:Kill_a_Ninja
That means they're all made up.
The premise is that every single one of us know someone who got killed by a ninja. We just didn't know that a ninja did it. That's how skilled they are. Now that you know, what's the most logical thing to do? Why exact revenge of course!
There's a little problem though. To kill a ninja, you must first find a ninja. For those of you not familliar with ninja's, finding a ninja is like finding a needle in a haystack. Seriously. Don't ever try it.
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Funny video, Kudlit. Ninjutsu may have originated from the Chinese Lim Kue or "forest demons", ancient bandits who preyed on travelers. A modern-day ninja won't wear the costume though. If ever, we can see them but we can't identify them. The closest equivalent are assassins who are skilled at disguises.
What about Donatello, Raphael, Leonardo and Michelangelo?
LOL I'd hire a samurai to kill me one. :D
Good idea!
Lol, like the humor...good idea for a hub. : )
I was really laughing hard when I first saw that video. I thought I'd share it with hubbers.
I have 3 words. Remington, Double Barreled, and lastly Birdshot. Lets see a ninja attack an industrialist now!
Oh and another thing, why dont I just bomb a pagoda?! There is bound to bew at least ONE ninja in that horribly agriculture looking thing!
I agree with Tornado's comments. Napalm is the way to go with anti-ninja tactics!
I kill a ninja when i was a karateke.
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