25 New Facebook Statuses


Here are some great ideas for your Facebook Status Updates. All of these status updates are free for you to use and you just have to copy and paste the one you want to your facebook profile. The answers to some of these questions may seem obvious at first, but let’s see what kind of comments they provoke from your Facebook friends. These Facebook Status Messages will be sure to get your friends interested and like and comment on it! Here are 25 New, Funny and Clever Facebook Statuses for you!

1. If your wife claims she never looks at your Facebook Profile, change your Relationship Status to "Single" and wait for 5 minutes!

2. Google turned 12 this year, so now we have 1 more year to use it before it turns into a teenager and won't answer anything.

3. A true friend sees the first tear... catches the second... and stops the third.

4. 'I love you but you'll never love me back' click "like" if you ever had that feeling :(

5. A relationship without trust is like a car without gas. You can stay in it as long as u want but it won't go anywhere.

6. Behind every great status... there is Ctrl+C & Ctrl+V.

7. Flatter me and I may not believe you. Criticize me and I may not like you. Ignore me and I may not forgive you. But, love me and I'll never forget you.

8. Your friends are like the buttons on an elevator. They will either bring you up or take you down.

9. I'm a drug - You're an addict... Come on now baby, make me your worst habit.

10. Roses are red, violets are blue, friend requests are good but who the hell are you?

11. One of the hardest things in life is having words in your heart that you cant say out loud.

12. Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. And Today? Today is a gift. That's why we call it the present.

13. Dear Vegetarians... my food eats your food!

14. When somebody says you've changed, it's only because you stopped living your life their way.

15. I asked my heart, what's the difference between love and friendship? Heart replied that its work is only to supply blood, and not to ask it such dumb questions!

16. Some people wouldn't understand that skinny Jeans and fat Genes don't go well together!

17. Why do the words, "I LOVE U" need an answer though all of us know that it is not a question?

18. Falling in love is very easy, staying in love is a challenge, letting go is hard, and moving on is the hardest.

19. Press Ctrl+W to see something amazing.

20. Nobody wished me a happy birthday today, which isn't surprising really, since it isn't my birthday.

21. ... is proud of herself. She finished a jigsaw puzzle in 6 months and the box said 2-4 years.

22. One day you're gonna ask me whose life is more important? Yours or mine, I will say mine and you'll walk away never knowing you are my life.

23. If a king runs a kingdom and an emperor runs an empire, who runs a country?

24. If for only one day the answer was YES what would you ask me for?

25. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak!


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Nuria Seraphine 5 years ago

These were very entertaining (:

Keep it up!

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Don Ship 5 years ago Author

Thanks a bunch, Nuria! G'day! =)

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