Beach Wisdom

Respect the sun

White sand burns

Seashells = Art

Fight the waves

Happiness is shiny

Ice cream is a good idea

Bikinis are useless in rough water

Invisible jellyfish still sting

Riptides happen

Tans are overrated

Joints make it funny

Celebrate the breeze

Bob Marley is always better than trance

Men: Don’t bend over in G-strings!

Women: SPF your bare bosoms!

Horizons are hypnotic

Distance makes you dream

Puppies, though cute, are hellions

Go barefoot everywhere

Eat mangoes

Enjoy freckles

Get used to ants

The sea is a bath

Cashews on everything

Hammocks are divine

Turquoise is beautiful

Eat red snapper

Toe rings enhance the experience

Love is fun

When the waves match your breath, you’re falling asleep

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Jen 6 years ago

Love the writing! Made me daydream of beach vacations and days passed.

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