Bio, huh? I suppose I could write something inane here -- something about my husband and our half-dozen kids and a dog and three cats and all that stuff...but admit it -- you don't really care, do you? I could also write about my job, but you'd be bored by that, too (God knows, I am, at least when I'm not irritated, annoyed or frustrated with it). I could rattle off publishing credits but if you were that interested, you'd find them yourself. Or not. Besides, there's that promotion thingie...so instead, a word of caution:
Don't buy it all or you'll wind up with nothing.
Now...when you figure out what that means, let me know.