It's Halloween 1989 and two high school pranksters are desperate to go to a horror concert and trick or treat, but first they have to get rid of some demons
Fifteenth installment in the Key West Food Critic Mysteries
Third and final installment in the Fairy Tale Fatal Mysteries
It's Wednesday night, would you rather be on jury duty, hunted in the desert or having fun at the beach?
Your ex-boyfriend is a serial killer, you did time, he's escaped and it's your first night working the graveyard shift
At some point, you'll be confronted by the sins of the past, especially if you have a shady lawyer
Second installment in the Fairy Tale Fatal Mysteries
First in the Fairy Tale Fatal Mysteries
I watched this so you don't have to and mentally, I was numb, so did I really waste 81 minutes?
It wasn't a bear attack in the woods of Nevada and that means only one thing- a shark is in the lake.
For these select students, a week in Paris seems to be the ultimate end of their senior year, but when one of them meets a local college student, their Parisian adventure becomes an adventure of survival.
That promotion you're eyeing could become a death warrant.
With a rash of disappearances of people under 30, Miguel Appet knows where they are, and he can't wait to have them for dinner.
Bad ass sisters = dumb ass movie
Who will be next when an obsessed Friday the 13th fan begins to elimiate the casts of the franchise?
Tenth installment of the Paws & Claws Mysteries
With a bevy of shark movie clips, which shark are the characters after in this campy cult classic?
With an anniversary date of Aug. 8, 2014, here's a real behind the scenes account of what I did with the movie at nearly two years to the day.
Seventh (and possibly last) installment of The Merry Muffin Mysteries
Sixth installment of the Merry Muffin Mysteries
Brought to you by CGI, AI and Dollar Tree
Fifth installment in the Merry Muffin Mysteries
You certainly don't want to meet these creepy kids anytime in the near future
Shark movie, not so much. Mystery, yes.
Fourth installment in the Merry Muffin Mysteries
They may be checking in, but they're definitely not checking out
The sharks are having a feast at Seagull Reef
Third installment of the Merry Muffin Mysteries
The Romeo and Juliet of vampire films gets a slight pass in Las Vegas
Sharks in Beverly Hills? Sure.
Second installment in the Merry Muffin Mysteries
First installment in The Merry Muffin Mysteries
I went to Wet Valley Water Park so you don't have to!
Eighteenth installment in the Domestic Diva Mysteries
A photo shoot on a newly "discovered" concrete island is the perfect place for these three, but there's that one rogue shark that ruins everything.
Adoptee Catie has one thing in mind this summer- learn Mandarin and hopefully get in contact with her biological mother, whom she hasn't seen in over a decade
The only horror about this movie is in a week or two, Christmas displays will be popping up
Former "star" Evie Harris takes in a roommate, not knowing that she's the daughter of her late rival
Following "conversion therapy" can James convince himself that he's straight or will he act on his true feelings?
Something sinister is happening at a saltwater lake in Louisiana, as this group of friends is about to find out
Erasmus and Paul's lives were definitely missing something, until Bill showed up at their dinner party
Robert Opel gained notoriety when he made television audiences clutch their pearls by streaking at the Academy Awards. This is the story of what happened after
Think you know the definition of certain four letter words? Think again.
Will they make it to the chapel, church or temple ontime for their wedding?
Following the accidental death of their toddler, a lesbian couple go through grief, while one thinks the building is cursed, following the deaths of two boys
Filmmakers James Franco and Travis Matthews reimagine the missing 40 minutes of the controversial film Cruising (1980) which has now become a cult classic, with still a number of unanswered questions
These are just my thoughts on a mixture of the 83 episodes that were produced.
The widely anticipated follow-up to Dawn: Portrait Runaway
A secret government shark program goes terribly wrong
Everyone's sweaty, dirty and thirsty too, as a heatwave lingers around California
Everyone loves a good Hollywood story, especially if there's a lot of sex
Parents Tess and Ken blame themselves and each other after their son Jeff comes out
Can a straight woman ditch her gay friends for the man of her dreams?
RuPaul's Drag Race this ain't, so don't expect a lot of laughs
The conclusion of the short lived gay soap opera set at WeHo Manor, where drama lives
WTF did I watch? Whatever it was, there's not enough bleach to rinse my eyes or brain
A queer soap opera wannabe that doesn't deliver the drama
With twenty four hours before he turns 21, John's one gift to himself is to survive another day
Soon to be stepsisters Cadence and Sydney plan on foiling the wedding, but fall in love instead.
Life really did imitate fiction in this "futuristic" James Bond "parody"
Can a platonic friendship between two gay people lead to a straight marriage? You'll find out in this different rom-com
Vampire Jasin has to make a decision as to who to turn- his girlfriend Tara or his growing attraction to Caleb before he and his coven become extinct.
Everyone has secrets that could be exposed at any given moment
I watched this so you won't have to!
Third installment of the Domestic Partners in Crime Mysteries
Second installment in the Domestic Partners in Crime Mysteries
First in the Domestic Partners in Crime Mysteries
It's the summer of 1983 and Elio falls in love...hard.
You can check in, but will you check out?
Due to overcrowding, juvenile delinquents are sent to strict labor farms where everything is high drama
It's the first warm spring night sometime in the '70's and the leather/uniform crowd is headed to Rushes for a night of debauchery
Goblin sharks are released following an earthquake off the coast of Malibu
The only way to get ahead in business is to kill your competition
The sheriff says they're bear attacks, but a group of survivors know that the legend of the Graveyard Shark is true.
A lonely widow falls in love with her boarder only to become obsessed with him
Seventeenth installment in The Domestic Diva Mysteries
These serial killer besties try everything they can to draw people to their social media platforms without much success
A mega quake along the San Andreas fault threatens everything west of it to collapse into the Pacific Ocean
With people disappearing in the woods of northern Michigan, will this group of hunters be next? Of course they will!
It's Tuesday night and would you rather get depressed over a dying boy, chased by bees or be shocked by Cindy Williams as a prostitute?
What happens when Halloween and Friday the 13th are mashed up? You get a pretty good mystery, rather than thriller.
It's 1981 and while the fictional Bret Easton Ellis is a senior in high school, there's a mysterious new student, a cult causing chaos throughout Los Angeles and a serial killer that could be targeting him and his friends
Everyone should be aware of nicely dressed boys in the woods
The direct sequel to Less Than Zero
Author Bret Easton Ellis puts himself as the main character, only to slowly lose his mind over the course of a few days, but is he really losing his mind?
It's the '90's when models turn to terrorism
Almost sixteen- year- old Melissa Morgan moves into town only to cause chaos and murder?
A collection of short, depressing stories set in the early '80's in Los Angeles
Unfortunately, I did
It's graduation season and the non- supervised teen only weekend getaways are starting with that uninvited guest: murder
Jessie is the target of a kidnapping that goes wrong and now she and her friends are helpless at the bottom of a canal waiting for help to arrive
An old Detroit folklore could have been the basis of future projects, but falls short on this vanity project
Patrick Bateman really gives the late '80's a bad reputation
This sequel starts off good, but is definitely cursed by the leprechaun.
There's some serious cash getting ready to fall from the sky, even though its stolen
When a love triangle starts at a New Hampshire college, will the trio survive their infatuation, or will it lead to more lies that they tell themselves?
Being Irish for a day does have it's consequences
Oh, the '80's how I miss thee, but this is a good look back at how the end of the Baby Boomers and the beginning of Gen Z spent their lost youth
After an earthquake in Wellinton, New Zealand, groups of people do their best at surviving
Jeffrey's obsessed with Rene' and after moving into Rene's building, landlady Gladys becomes obsessed with Jeffrey
Final installment in The Alaska Wild Mysteries
The long awaited sequel to Where Are the Children?
A psychic twin vows revenge on his sister's murders
Twelfth installment in The Bookmobile Cat Mysteries
Pick your disaster: earthquake, snowstorm or this book in general
The historic Redford Theatre is closing, but who will survive?
It's Monday night. What are you watching?
Sixth and final installment in the Cookie Cutter Shop Mysteries
It's a Linnea Quigley type of day as her new movie drops on February 4, 2025
Fifth installment in the Cookie Cutter Shop Mysteries
Four horror stories in one movie really make this a classic when telling scary stories
Fourth installment of the Cookie Cutter Shop Mysteries
Third installment in the Cookie Cutter Shop Mysteries
After winning an Academy Award for Marty, Ernest Borgnine found himself in a wide variety of movies
If a friend asks you to help them with home renovations, decline nicely
Second installment in the Cookie Cutter Shop Mysteries
While not a horror film per say, any filmmaker can relate to the horror of making a movie
With her laugh and free spiritedness, Dyan Cannon was everywhere in the 1970's
Fake Jan Day is Jan. 2, so what better way to kick off your celebration with one of Geri Reischl's early roles
First installment in the High Cotton Mysteries
A very special Disaster Porn Christmas
It's Sunday night. What would you be watching?
The elves can finally be put away for another year
It's Saturday night, what would you be watching?
My Christmas present to you is that I watched this so you don't have to!
It's Friday night in the early 1970's. What would you watch?
First in the Cookie Cutter Shop Mysteries
Beware of what you wish for on Christmas Eve, because it might just come true
"Here's to a place called Hollywood...where all your dreams come true," Jax Everett
It's nearly midnight and the faculty of Pine Hills High School is being picked off one by one
A short- lived reality show where the winner received a movie role
Birds and sharks sure make this a flight of survival
If you have to work on Thanksgiving, pray that you make it through your shift
"I will not accept a life I do not deserve," Maxine Minx.
It's a miracle that I survived this faith based movie
What stays in Vegas eventually roams the streets
After crossing "the line" can Zack and Miri remain friends?
Sunday night dinner will never be the same for this group of friends
Fifth and final installment in the Sunny & Shadow Mysteries
I named my first car Mergatroyd and thankfully wasn't possessed by it
Fourth installment in the Sunny & Shadow Mysteries
A major hurricane is about to hit of all places- Chicago.
If you want to keep a "normal" life, don't answer the phone on Thanksgiving.
Third installment in the Sunny & Shadow Mysteries
I went into the wrong barn
Second installment in the Sunny and Shadow Mysteries
It's the night before Thanksgiving and all through Sarah's house, a bunch of 20 somethings are getting drunk before facing their families
First installment in the Sunny & Shadow Mysteries
Now going by Gene, the former Jerry Blake targets a new victim and her son
Fourteenth installment of the Key West Food Critic Mysteries
With a new family, Jerry Blake is exceptionally happy on Thanksgiving
These witches are looking for young blood
At 5:04 PST the earth started shaking in San Francisco and a woman kidnapped
"There are two Tom's at Thanksgiving. Tom Collins and turkey."
You might want to skip this Halloween party
It's Thursday night. Would you be watching horror or drama?
An anthology horror/comedy movie with some good stories.
Final installment in the Pine Deep trilogy
Second installment of the Pine Deep trilogy
The haunted trail returns for more scares
First installment of the Pine Deep horror trilogy
Murder can be such a drag. The first installment in the Misty Divine Mysteries
Sixteenth installment in the Cupcake Bakery Mysteries
An asexual love story of the supernatural
This Halloween, there's a new murder weapon in town
The last sharksploitation movie for the summer of 2024 and as usual, I watched it so you won't have to!
Thirteenth installment in the Key West Food Critic Mysteries
Trapped on a rural Texas farm, Pearl dreams of getting away, but her secrets get in the way of a normal life.
Twelfth installment in the Key West Food Critic Mysteries
I watched this so you won't have to!
A long lost cousin comes to stay with Rachel and her family for the summer
Red Plum Island hopes to attract visitors to the island, but the waters are being run by zombie sharks
When movie genres collide, it'll leave you scratching your head
Eleventh installment in the Key West Food Critic Mysteries
A different type of vampire movie
"You're chum, bitch," Tia to Barb
A two-part mini-series where the focus is on a high-stakes robbery during an intentional blackout
Tenth installment in the Key West Food Critic Mysteries
Beware of that fun sounding tourist trap off of the expressway!
Ninth installment in the Key West Food Critic Mysteries
Eighth installment in the Key West Food Critic Mysteries
An Italian version of Jaws/Jaws 2 that was pulled from American theaters and has now become a cult classic.
As the first clown sighted during the Clown Scare of 2016, he sure isn't popular with the residents of Green Bay, Wisconsin. In fact, everyone wants him.
Seventh installment in the Key West Food Critic Mysteries
An indirect sequel to Sand Sharks, only this time with snow and a CGI avalanche.
Sixth installment in the Key West Food Critic Mysteries
The cheerleaders and football players of Hogeye High School decide to skip the big Halloween dance and have their own deadly party in the country.
If you ran into your high school crush, would you still be interested in hooking up?
This is why I stay out of the woods
It's a Christmas in July miracle that this movie was made
This was the most comprehensive book on disaster movies in the 1970's, but today not so much.
Sixteenth installment of The Domestic Diva series
You may want to put up your Christmas tree now, just to make sure that it doesn't go on a killing spree
Will the fireworks festival be cancelled this year, due to random shark attacks?
Will this psychic be conned by her own game?
Eleventh installment in The Bookmobile Mysteries
For her inheritance, Cassie must stay in her father's "haunted mansion" for seven days, or forfeit $300,000
You'll find a lot of genuine laughs in this shark movie!
Fifth and final installment in The Trailer Park Mysteries