Q: Why is Obama's Air Force One an aerodynamic miracle? A: It only has a left wing. Q: Why are Adam & Eve Obama-era Americans? A: Because they have no clothes, no shelter, only an apple to eat, and are being told this is paradise.
Sylvester Howard Roper's 1868 steam powered bicycle gave a whole new meaning to steamed buns. The Daimler Maybach Reitwagen Pierre Lallement's 1866 Patent drawing for a pedal bike. Baron Von Drais' whatevertheheckitis... Bicycles were first...
An adult fantasizing about sex while a donkey licks his nude buttocks: one of many clear violations of FCC obscenity regulations. Throughout its regrettable run, Family Guy has violated every possible...
Albert Hoffman, the "father" of LSD. In a recent series of Hubs on LSD and the effects on pregnant women I was challenged to prove my statements that LSD was extremely harmful. Well... here we go. Science. 1971 Apr 30;172(982):431-40. LSD and...
A road flare is used as a piece of emergency equipment to warn people of hazards on the road or highway; an accident scene, a fallen tree, closed lanes or other issues requiring safety precautions....
This test proves that Mythbusters' Adam Savage made up his defense against the AT&T bill he rightfully incurred. Does he belong as the host of Discovery Channel's popular science show if he's a liar?
Since my many Hub readers have always known that they can rely on me for the truth, no matter how blunt, uncomfortable, or unpopular, here is the absolute truth about my Adsense earnings on my 40 top ranking Google placements.
There comes a time when any automotive reviewer has to stop reaching for the thesaurus and simply state the clear and simple fact that the entire lineup that he or she is reviewing is a malodorous steaming pile of maggot ridden steer manure. That is...
A reliable, fun, street legal brand new 100cc Honda that gets 100 mpg and costs under $1,000? If Honda was smart enough to bring it from India to North America, they'd sell by the thousands!
Throughout history Communist leaders have seized power by promoting themselves as populists, and often completely hiding their own ideology. Indeed in a poll taken after Communist Hugo Chavez' first election...
Dealing with us at the First National Mafia Bank of Corleone is fast and easy. Concerned about your low FICO credit score? Fuggedaboudit! Self-employed? Fuggedaboudit! Insufficient collateral? Fuggedaboudit!
Revealed! The 2011 Jeep Phoenix 4x4, a remarkable 1.3 litre, 5 door, four wheel drive mini-Jeep that is going to take the North American market by storm and gets 59 mpg, much higher than a Toyota Prius!
Stewey (the talking homosexual baby) acts out the viewers' innermost fantasies: matricide, pedophilia, orgies, anti-Semitism, bestiality... Jesus Christ? Jews? AIDS sufferers? Kick them all in the crotch and then laugh as they writhe on the floor! That's so funny!
In the last 48 hours I lost 13 lbs. In order to picture this amount of weight, take 26 raw steaks of 8 ounces each and pile them one atop each other on your kitchen counter.
One represents styling which is very close to "chopper perfection" and the other is designed by some 13 year old buzzed on Ritalin and meth.
Here are the ten worst rubbish, detritus, mutant, flotsam and jetsam throwaway scrap metal piles of offensive sewage junk Naked Bikes that will have you pleading for them to put some clothes ON!
This is the definitive guide to the fuel economy of the 250 top-selling motor scooters from 50cc to 800cc expressed in mpg and km/l.
Of all the incredibly stupid things people do to their CPUs, including overclocking them until they are hot enough to melt steel, the single most imbecilic modification has to be lapping. Using absurdly...
The one and only real Braciola: a slice of prime, lean mega-pounded beef, filled with the most delectable mixture on Earth; rolled, browned and then simmered in sauce all day long! Yum!
Some people can't tell the difference between Bengals and Savannahs, but they are completely unique cats. Here is a guide to what makes a Savannah so different.
Manufacturers have long touted them as "entry-level" before you buy one of their "real" bikes. With gas heading to $4/gallon or more, it is well worth taking a close look at these fuel-squeezing quarter-litre cruisers.
The Most Outlandish Computer Comparison Ever! A 1986 Mac Plus pitted against a 2007 AMD Athlon 64 X2 4800+ DualCore in a series of Microsoft Word & Excel user tests. You will NEVER believe who wins!
You can buy a brand-new replica version of Peter Fonda's iconic Captain America Easy Rider chopper. Let's see if you can't turn heads at the Burger Stop with this ride!
With over 500,000 books in English published each year, competition for bookshelf space is ferocious. To increase your chances of success you need to write in the most successful subgenres.
A quick guide to the galaxy of pasta shapes from Agnolotti (Baby Goats) to Ziti (Bridegrooms) and the more unusual ones like Strozzapreti (Stranglers Of The Priests)!
Genovese pasta sauce has been Naples' best kept secret for over 400 years. This incredible onion-beef sauce simmers all day long until it's poured over steaming hot pasta and covered in Parmigiano Reggiano. Irresistible!