"Bullwinkle, that thing is raw! And the peel on! How am I supposed to eat that? I barely have teeth, you idiot." So you want to know how to make your own easy, wholesome and homemade baby food. The solution is...
The strange, bizarre, and entirely fascinating history of SeaWorld.
Be a Zorro or Obi-Wan of a weapon from a more civilized time--yes, the towel whip or rat tail. Read on to learn how to win a towel fight quickly and decisively. And to learn a cautionary tale of towel hubris.