Joined 16 years ago from Alexandria, NH
(I'm older now but if you must read this older nonesense then by all means,please enjoy yourself.)
Male, 38,has many names,imaginative,like walks on the beach,loud music and weiss beer,disfigured in terrible industrial accident,didn't like that,has no friends only the trees to talk to.Spends his spare time collecting old cigarette butts and essembling them into a scale model of the yet to be built "Shining New Metropolis".Likes kittens and hatchets and reading pamphlets of faraway places like Purgatory Mn,Hoboken NJ and Intercourse Pa. Dreams of someday owning his very own horse jockey to ride around on and beat with a crop.
Afraid of rain and those colored bows that follow him afterwards.He can change the colors of the moon at will and believes that cheese is the answer to mankinds problems if left untouched in sand. Likes to eat shell fish and small wildlife. Heinz 57 sauce makes everything taste good.
Born in NJ in a manger during an ancient occupation by a faroff miltary force long ago,Mr. L once got drunk on a Friday and woke up in a cave days later on Sunday.Professionally unemployed but sometimes moonlights as a commercial airline pilot and a traveling minstrel.
Has a wicked sense of humor but doesn't find it amusing at all.
**My real name is Chris and I live in New Hampshire.It's the 9th state to join the original 13 back in the days of Sic Semper Tyrannus and the Sons of Liberty and it's state motto is "Live Free or Die". I live here with my wife and our 3 teenaged boys. We are originally from New Jersey, born and raised there until it just got too crowded for us to handle anymore. We now take comfort in living in one of the most beautiful(and sparsely populated) places on the eastern coast of the USA. I am an avid musician,guitar player and song writer.Outside of music or doing carpentry work, writing blogs is a great way to free some of the residual demons,or as I call it, to 'mind purge' them from my brain tissue. It's mental dental floss really.That's all.I've never attended a college or a university other than for a few parties and I just about,skin-o-my-teeth, "graj-i-at-ed" from high school so if some of my grammer,puntuation or terminology is less than Oxford-ian please forgive me as best as you can.( I dont really care anyway-hehehe) But most of all I hope you enjoy some of these blogs. If you love them or hate them feel free to speak your mind.And if you're really up some adventure perhaps you'll even follow me into the mountains of madness?
-C.L.
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