Energetic,ambitious,hyper intelligent,mega attractive,supremely talented writer,devillishly handsome,super sexy,vast knowledge of world affairs. Yes, these are just a few things that have never been said about me.
My name is Michael and i come from Scotland where the streets are paved with tartan and everybody wears a kilt including all the animals.
I have been writing here on hubpages for about nine months and have created what i like to think of as my own baby, or lots of little babies, which in fact aren't babies at all but things i've written. But you get the idea anyway. I've written a few things on different subjects such as music,sport and written a few stories and i have written poems which have mainly been what i think of as nonsense poems,although maybe that's me being polite about them. Are they nonsense or just absolute rubbish.
Most of the things i write i attempt to make people laugh. In fact that is sometimes my problem. I am laughing so much at my own words that i have to get sedated and put in a quiet room until i've regained my composure.
On some occasions i go through a spell where i might write on a few consecutive days then i might not write again for several weeks. But that's just the way things seem to have been on here so far.
Anyway, if anyone reads this profile and decides to have a look and read some of my stuff then hopefully you will enjoy it,have a good time and maybe a laugh. That to me will be a success. Now success, that reminds me. That's another word i've never been described as. Then there was articulate, brave,confident,friendly.............