Joined 12 years ago from Southern California
I don't believe you have to breastfeed to be a good mom. I do believe pubic hair is one of life's biggest annoyances. I don't think married women are completely honest about the kind of sex we have. I do think I smell a shitty diaper, so I have to stop typing right now.
Thanks for stopping by. If I have made you smile and if my kids are all alive and breathing by the end of the day, I will have done my job. Do you hear me, Universe? I expect to be paid in kind.
Favorite topics include parenting, self-help, humor, music, crafting, and clowns. (just kidding about the clowns.)
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