Joined 8 years ago from Interwebz
OK, hi there. Let me introduce myself - I am a sock puppet. Yeah, a sock puppet of one well known hubber. Why? Well, my Master needs to post a bunch of pretty boring hubs, all related to his business, and those hubs won't match his established personality. Pretty easy, right?
So here I was born, named after a famous historical figure, and provided with a profile photo that will fit the hubs I have to write. Even this profile bio is boring, too - it is a bussiness account anyway. SEO optimized and all that crap.
Oh, you did not know what SEO is? It means Search Engine Optimization. And if this is really the case (I mean you don't know), you probably should stay away from this account for good. Yet business is business, and if you fan me I will fan you back - this helps us both in search engine eyes. And don't forget to leave me a fan mail - this has some SEO benefits, too - this time just for you.
Yep, just my small gift to you, business wise. If you did not know that reciprocal fans and fan mail stuff, now you know. Good luck with whatever you do.
I am going back to publishing hubs that should please google, yahoo, bing, and other Interwebz gods and bring a fortune to my Master.
That is what the purpose of my life is, and I am going to follow the path as best as I can so when on the virtual grave edge I can feel good about what I did in this virtual life. Cheers :)
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