This website uses cookies

As a user in the EEA, your approval is needed on a few things. To provide a better website experience, uses cookies (and other similar technologies) and may collect, process, and share personal data. Please choose which areas of our service you consent to our doing so.

For more information on managing or withdrawing consents and how we handle data, visit our Privacy Policy at: ""

Show Details
HubPages Device IDThis is used to identify particular browsers or devices when the access the service, and is used for security reasons.
LoginThis is necessary to sign in to the HubPages Service.
Google RecaptchaThis is used to prevent bots and spam. (Privacy Policy)
AkismetThis is used to detect comment spam. (Privacy Policy)
HubPages Google AnalyticsThis is used to provide data on traffic to our website, all personally identifyable data is anonymized. (Privacy Policy)
HubPages Traffic PixelThis is used to collect data on traffic to articles and other pages on our site. Unless you are signed in to a HubPages account, all personally identifiable information is anonymized.
Amazon Web ServicesThis is a cloud services platform that we used to host our service. (Privacy Policy)
CloudflareThis is a cloud CDN service that we use to efficiently deliver files required for our service to operate such as javascript, cascading style sheets, images, and videos. (Privacy Policy)
Google Hosted LibrariesJavascript software libraries such as jQuery are loaded at endpoints on the or domains, for performance and efficiency reasons. (Privacy Policy)
Google Custom SearchThis is feature allows you to search the site. (Privacy Policy)
Google MapsSome articles have Google Maps embedded in them. (Privacy Policy)
Google ChartsThis is used to display charts and graphs on articles and the author center. (Privacy Policy)
Google AdSense Host APIThis service allows you to sign up for or associate a Google AdSense account with HubPages, so that you can earn money from ads on your articles. No data is shared unless you engage with this feature. (Privacy Policy)
Google YouTubeSome articles have YouTube videos embedded in them. (Privacy Policy)
VimeoSome articles have Vimeo videos embedded in them. (Privacy Policy)
PaypalThis is used for a registered author who enrolls in the HubPages Earnings program and requests to be paid via PayPal. No data is shared with Paypal unless you engage with this feature. (Privacy Policy)
Facebook LoginYou can use this to streamline signing up for, or signing in to your Hubpages account. No data is shared with Facebook unless you engage with this feature. (Privacy Policy)
MavenThis supports the Maven widget and search functionality. (Privacy Policy)
Google AdSenseThis is an ad network. (Privacy Policy)
Google DoubleClickGoogle provides ad serving technology and runs an ad network. (Privacy Policy)
Index ExchangeThis is an ad network. (Privacy Policy)
SovrnThis is an ad network. (Privacy Policy)
Facebook AdsThis is an ad network. (Privacy Policy)
Amazon Unified Ad MarketplaceThis is an ad network. (Privacy Policy)
AppNexusThis is an ad network. (Privacy Policy)
OpenxThis is an ad network. (Privacy Policy)
Rubicon ProjectThis is an ad network. (Privacy Policy)
TripleLiftThis is an ad network. (Privacy Policy)
Say MediaWe partner with Say Media to deliver ad campaigns on our sites. (Privacy Policy)
Remarketing PixelsWe may use remarketing pixels from advertising networks such as Google AdWords, Bing Ads, and Facebook in order to advertise the HubPages Service to people that have visited our sites.
Conversion Tracking PixelsWe may use conversion tracking pixels from advertising networks such as Google AdWords, Bing Ads, and Facebook in order to identify when an advertisement has successfully resulted in the desired action, such as signing up for the HubPages Service or publishing an article on the HubPages Service.
Author Google AnalyticsThis is used to provide traffic data and reports to the authors of articles on the HubPages Service. (Privacy Policy)
ComscoreComScore is a media measurement and analytics company providing marketing data and analytics to enterprises, media and advertising agencies, and publishers. Non-consent will result in ComScore only processing obfuscated personal data. (Privacy Policy)
Amazon Tracking PixelSome articles display amazon products as part of the Amazon Affiliate program, this pixel provides traffic statistics for those products (Privacy Policy)
pavlovswriter profile image


Joined 9 years ago from Upon Your Eyes




Ahhhh - free to write once again. You see I have been trapped for quite some time in a stifling job, with a stifling position and thanks to the wonders of bad banking and shoddy real estate deals - I am free to write to my hearts content - that is until the unemployment insurance runs out.

Mind numbing, isn't it?

You sit staring at a blank screen, the fluorescent lights casting that sickly flicker over your monitor. You have had your last cup of coffee and chewed down your last fingernail and yet you still can't get my last story to crawl out of your brain - that is, until you read more.

Here I am just waiting to grab that idea and shake it loose - wake it up and make it dance on thousands of screens all over the world, just like the readers before you and the reader before them. They needed the presence. They needed the recognition. Now you need it. Well here we are ~ give us a couple of words about what it is you do and we'll plug in a design that'll blow your bandwidth and rock your server to the core.

You have a great product, now you need to tell the world. I'm your one stop shop for that portal to your target market. I can't reign in my thoughts just because an idea might be shaky or too creative - I am too state of the art for that.

It takes strategy, ingenuity, cutting edge technology and moi, just creative enough to push your project out into the world kicking and screaming. Let's get you where you want to be - in front of the thousands of hungry consumers with jaws droppin' and eyes poppin'. Yeah I like them that way too.

Don't be shy now. come on in and take a peek. Get a good look at how I transform my articles from weak little sissy syllables into a powerhouse of twisted steal and sex appeal. Put out the dog, spit out the nails and put the coffee down. Pavlov rung the damn bell again - lets write!

No Featured content yet.

Welcome pavlovswriter to HubPages

Looks like pavlovswriter doesn't have any Featured articles on HubPages to share yet. Now's your chance to inspire, encourage, and welcome pavlovswriter to the amazing HubPages community. Follow pavlovswriter to show your support and get updates on new content pavlovswriter publishes.