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Script Mechanic

Joined 6 years ago from Wherever Films Need To Be Nitpicked




I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for money, I can tell you I'm a writer and have no money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very frustrating career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people in Hollywood: I can think. If you write a decent script, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will tell you everything you did wrong until you get it right or die trying.

In other words, I fix scripts. I pull them apart. See how they tick. Then I rebuild them. I make them better. Faster. Stronger. Because I will not abide laziness in multi-million dollar projects that look down on the intelligence and gullibility of the average viewer.

Feel free to read through some of my critiques. They might just help you figure out how to improve your own work. But be warned. Here there be spoilers.

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