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"Stan is radically handsome, stunningly brilliant, a heck of a nice guy, and full of humility. He likes babies, puppies, and the elderly and frequently walks them across the street, even if they don't want to cross the street. His hubs are great too. Become his fan and great things will begin to happen in your life. This is guaranteed in writing." - Unknown Fan Comment
"Stan is darn funny. Funnier than me." - Conan O'Brien
"I wanted to give Stan the show, but NBC wanted Leno." - The Late Great Johnny Carson
"I knew Stan deserved the show, but hey..." - Jay Leno
“Wish I could get him on the SNL cast, but he’s so darn busy.” – Lorne Michaels
“He would have been great on Bonanza….” – Lorne Greene
“I think he cleaned my pool once.” - other guy named Lorne
Stan used to be scared of the dark.
Stan broke his front teeth out in a skateboarding accident in sixth grade.
Stan’s hubs require little, if any, research.
Stan is probably funnier than you.
Friend him on Facebook.
Stan was a Cub Scout until his hat was accidently run over by his scout leader. He was embarrassed to go to Cub Scouts with a big tread mark across his hat.
Stan has produced two incredible offspring, both of whom are heading toward spectacular success.
Stan has the weird habit of writing about himself in the third person.