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Damn Doggy Poem

Updated on August 28, 2010

The Inspiration For The Poem

Damn Damn Doggy Poem

Yo damn doggy

Done bit my ass

Waz gonna kill him

But he ran too fast

That damn doggy

Always causing me pain

Ain’t no way

That beast can be trained.

That damn doggy

Done chewed my shoe

Those were expensive!

And just brand new

Damn damn doggy

Now what’s that smell

Made from its bowels?

Satan’s dog from hell

Yo damn doggy

Just broke his chain

There he goes running…

Running away

Damn damn doggy

What can I do?

Running way behind him

Wearing one shoe

Damn that doggy

Now my neighbor calls

I grab his collar

He bites my balls

Damn damn doggy

I can only grieve

Cause this damn damn doggy

Is never gonna leave!!!


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      JBeadle 7 years ago from Midwest

      I do miss that doggy now. He left us in the Spring of 2010.

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      bballbeadle 8 years ago

      That dog is not sweet. It is evil incarnate! It has two different colored eyes, for the love of God! But this poem is really really funny, and I will forward it to people.

      Two different colored eyes!

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      Joyce 8 years ago

      Ditto on above comment. Good thing we all know how sweet your dog is.

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      Yo Mama 8 years ago

      Dam, dat be some fine poetation. Dag.