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Damn Doggy Poem
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Damn Damn Doggy Poem
Yo damn doggy
Done bit my ass
Waz gonna kill him
But he ran too fast
That damn doggy
Always causing me pain
Ain’t no way
That beast can be trained.
That damn doggy
Done chewed my shoe
Those were expensive!
And just brand new
Damn damn doggy
Now what’s that smell
Made from its bowels?
Satan’s dog from hell
Yo damn doggy
Just broke his chain
There he goes running…
Running away
Damn damn doggy
What can I do?
Running way behind him
Wearing one shoe
Damn that doggy
Now my neighbor calls
I grab his collar
He bites my balls
Damn damn doggy
I can only grieve
Cause this damn damn doggy
Is never gonna leave!!!
Comments
Dam, dat be some fine poetation. Dag.
Ditto on above comment. Good thing we all know how sweet your dog is.
That dog is not sweet. It is evil incarnate! It has two different colored eyes, for the love of God! But this poem is really really funny, and I will forward it to people.
Two different colored eyes!
- Author
I do miss that doggy now. He left us in the Spring of 2010.