How To Tell If Your Cat Is YOUR Owner

So as anyone who reads my articles knws, I'm a cat lady. Yep, my boyfriend knows it (and is), even my co-workers joke with me about it. So does your cat own you? I know mine do. Let me know if you have any more to share!

• Do you kiss your cat on the face/lips?
• Do you try not to roll over when you sleep because it annoys your cats?
• Are your cats allowed on the tables?
• Will you willingly stand with the door open when it's freezing while your cat takes it sweet time examining around the door to decide wether to come in?
• Do you give your cat Christmas presents or a stocking?
• What about birthday presents?
• Do you have pictures of your cat on your person when you are not at home? (This includes the background on your phone)
• Do you introduce any new guests in your house to your cats?
• Do you own more photos of your cats than people?
• Do you find new cat toys hard to resist while grocery shopping?
• When your cat is asleep on the floor do you cuddle up on the floor with them?
• Do you own any clothing with a cat on it?
• Do you feed neighborhood strays?
• Do you say "mommy/daddy is home" when you come home to your cat?
• Do you fell that you have a better emotional connection to your cats than you do to people?
• Have you ever asked a guest not to sit on a specific piece of furniture because it belongs to the cats?
• Do you grow your own catnip?
• Have you ever called your cats front legs "arms"?
• Do you wake up to let your cats into/out of the bedroom at any point between midnight and 6am?
• Do you know how to force a cat to take a pill and do it with ease?
• Are you lost for conversation with non-cat people?
• Does you cat share food off of your plate?
• Do you believe EVERY cat is a lap cat?

• Do you buy premium quality cat kibble for your cat, but live on take-out, frozen pizza, and macaroni and cheese yourself?

• Do you call your cat by 20 different pet names, most of which make no sense?

• Do you own more than one cat brush?

• Do you have kid gates at doors, but no kids?

• Did you give your cat a last name?

• Does your welcome mat have a cat on it?

• Is your cats name IN your e-mail address?

• Do you own any books about cats? Double point if you own more than 5!

• Do you feel awkward when non-cat people ask how many cats you own?

So how many points did you get? I'll never tell how many I got because it's just sad. Do you have any more to add? Please share them! I'll add to the article with credit if you'd like!