If Are Pets Could Talk What Would They Say ?
I Have My Eyes On You
Many times in one day I am always in and out of the house
We have a kitten that is trying to escape
When we go to the door no matter where she is
She comes flying to the door with lightning speed
We say nooooooooo
Like she is really going to listen
I reach out my hand to stop her in her tracks
That is only temporary because she knows where there is an out
There is also an in and I will be back again soon
She will be waiting for that right moment
When I am too preoccupied with coming in
Thats when she makes her move to scoot inbetween my legs and the door
Off she goes down the side steps
Under the car where I can't reach
I TELL HER NO and off she goes faster than a rabbit
I try to talk to her in a civil tone
Why would you leave us ?
What do we do beat you with hugs and love
We want you to be safe and outside you could get hurt
O.k. reasoning doesn't work
Look what I have, your favorite toy
Your pet mouse
You just think why do I want they fake piece of cloth when I can have the real macoy
A real live breathing furry friend that I can bat around from end to end
Now look, I have to go to work and if you don't come out, you will be left here out all night
Trying to use a little scare tactics
She made her move from one end of the car to the other
Still out of my hands reach
Now this is rediculous as I climb underneath trying to flush her out
She is almost hidden by the car wheel
So you want to play a little peek a boo with me
I get a stick to draw your attention
You come closer and everytime I go to grab you
You jump away
When I catch you
We are going to have a long cat talk
Now you see something else
A moving leaf that caught your eye
Off like a kangaroo
This time under the front porch you go
I don't have time for this
As I once again try to get close
This time laying down and my pants getting slightly dirty
My wife has the stick and catches her attention just for a second
I reach and scoop
Yes I have her finally
What do you want?
If you could talk what is it you want to let me know ?
As you struggle to free yourself with no luck
I quickly bring her in the house and make sure the door is shut
My dear Charlette we have had this talk before
You neither listened or cared to be told
But you can't go out
It is winter and too darn cold
You are an indoor cat and that is that
You have the whole house to play and can have lots of fun
What is this fascination with the birds and the trees
Or Is it for the empty driveway you like to run ?
Under the car you are not safe and you could get hurt
I am not sure what you can get into outside and then you will have to go the vet
Now be a good kitty and stay inside where you belong
No more prison escapes
Then the warden will give you extra priveleges
Like more food and water and a treat
But some how I can read your mind
Your not saying a word
Your buying your time
I think your planning another escape
I will have to be careful and watch you close
Because all it takes
Is one quick push as the door gets opened by the friendly neighbor
Then we will be chasing you down the stairs into the land of freedom
Comments
AUTHORMicky Dee You always have to be on cat alert.But I guess thats have the fun.Schoolmarm With technology some day we might just know.Until that day shut the doors quick or go out the other way.Thank you both.
Very nice! I always wonder what what my babies are thinking. We do our best to communicate in our own way, but it would just be great to know for sure. Thanks for sharing!
What are they thinking! Great post DREAM ON!
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Now thats the Brady Bunch of animals.That is so cool.Thanks for sharing.I have two. One cat Daryl and a kitten Charlette.They are a handful.
oldest to youngest: Cat: Rosie, Dog: Polly, Cat: Missy, Dog: Molly, Fishes: Zombie Bob, Twitch and Beetlejuice, Bunny: Emo. Emo Bunny is mine. The rest belong to my wife and kids. :)
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Kookoo88 What animals do you have?What are their names?I think yours is a rapper.Thanks.
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Darlene Sabella I too love my pets all the time.I constantly pat them and talk to them.I reasure them how much we need them.I don't know what they say or think but I am always guessing.The kitten we have is just full of mischeif and won't stop.I think because she is so young.She climbs up high on our kitchen cabnets and walks across our curtain rods.I have never seen anything like it.We get her down and tried spraying her with a water bottle and then a little tap in the butt.Nothing seems to work.I just don't want her to fall.She is adorable up there.Now I tried loving her more when I take her down and feeding her then she will come running.I hope she won't connect eating with climbing up there.I just don't know.Any ideas?
I like it. Well written. It's fun to think of what animals might be saying. :)
My animals say "Yo, whaddup?"
My pets know exactly how to tell me what they need and want. I think I am a pet whisperer! I just understand them, and they love us so much, they entertain me, keep me company and are always with me. This is a tender and loving hub and I LOVE it! rate up peace & love darski
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Peggy W Your Dusty must be something else.The name also was my close friends dog who I also loved very much.I think cats are so much fun.By they are independent and will do what they please...Charlette loves attention and also trouble.Tom Hansen It is funny how we can be thousands of miles away from each other and still share some of the same happiest memories.Thanks you both so much.
Beautiful! I have been through all of this myself when my Scout was still here. Thank you for this!
Cute! We actually had luck making a grown inside/outside cat an inside cat. It was Dusty who has his Top Cat hub. It was not easy...and I would not say if a door was opened he would not exit...but at least there are no more mad dashes to the outside. Cats are much safer inside and actually live longer. You are doing the right thing!
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