Leo 4
oooh. wow. Everybody’s getting all excited because some hottie shows up wearing wacky get-ups, howling away, trying to primp and preen and act all sexy and sinuous and outrageous all at once.
I’ve got news for you: I invented that act. You want to go nuts over somebody, go nuts over me. Buy a CD of my latest screeching. Download a howl or two. Check out my stylin’ display. Go gaga over me.
I come from a long line of over-the-top entertainers: Felix, Tom, Krazy, Figaro, Sylvester, Garfield, Fritz, Scratchy, Pyewacket, to name but a few. Despite being a (neutered) male, I myself — sleek, vicious, vampy, and smokin’ hot — was the original inspiration for Michelle Pfeiffer’s take on Selina Kyle, the Catwoman.
Trust me, this new gal’s just a flash in the pan. I’ll be back on top in no time.
- Drip-Dry, the Devon
Cast your peepers on Drip-Dry, the Devon (thats Devon Rex, to all you mere peasants that dont know your cat breeds!). - Twinx
Mao! Mao! Mao! - Tempting Fate
This is one daredevil blackbird, all right!
