Oh Hanna Please!

How far can you go to spoil a dog that is part of your life? There are moments that all they need to do is talk and of course complain, but when you come home and find your pet slept to death..then something is not right! Just take a look to this beauty!

My fear is that either she was tired, sick or just...perhaps had a 'talk' with a neighboring dog, who I don't like. Hanna was exhausted as you can see and her looks were telling me...please 5 more minute, please!! And I knew that look, she loves to entice me with that staring ... so I won't have to holler at her. I was taking a shower the other night and when I came back I saw this beauty again. Women and females have a way to convince us... not talking about ex wives or ex girlfriends, but I have seen that look so often. The one I didn't like was this look from that hairdresser that was a 'he' turning into an irreconcilable 'she.'

We all agree that pets make us company and can be put to the test of infinite loyalty. Where have you seen a dog taking your credit card and go shopping? Or do you think they can take your spouse away? I don't think so. The negative people make us believe that, when we are married and they stay home with our 'wives'...we should worry about all that stuff shown on comedies. I don't mind a puppy on top of my wife, I mean on top of their heads or arms( you people are bad!)

How Dogs Can Change Your Life..?

If you are retired, divorced or ill...or perhaps lonely, then your best chance is to get a puppy. I can name Victoria Lynn, AEvans( 4 cockier Spaniels gee!) and Epiman, examples of devotion for their doggies...forgot about BarbaraPurvis44, who has a Pomeranian named Angel. They are an important part of our day, aside from the sticky tonguing getting close to a french kissing, they are the4 best friends you could ever had. Who never had one as a child?

Now you cannot spoil them too much because they will want to go out a lot, wrestle with you or maybe 'expell' a rare wind right back at you. They are cute though! They use the excuse of not having a say to get away with murder... like barking through the window to any stranger, right in the middle of a Super Bowl. That's when you think twice about having listened to your ex, that wanted it back.

DO THEY GO TO HEAVEN?

This is our opinion, if we die and go to heaven, then they will follow us. Religion is a man's invention. We know there is a creator, but when we die, we all will join the dust that we came from. Have you ever heard of Viking burial on the northern most tip area from Scotland? They found their dogs and weapons next to this Norse Commander as a last homage to a loyal friend.

Now I have to worry, because Hanna is not feeling well. I hate to be a grandpa! This is the third time she does it to me. I mean, they feel or they fake pregnancies like any femme. And yeah! I feel the symptoms too. I order Pizza at 1 a.m. or smell a waxy candle... same like with my ex. But I think Hanna was just tired and I will have to watch her diet. This is like having a baby again... but a good excuse to meet ladies at the pet food section. These animals have a life of their own and we got carried away with their own whirlpool of emotions. The best part is the 'skimo' kissing, nose to nose, and start running around the house. Hanna Please!!

I've Got to go. She is waiting by the door...!