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Cats are aliens. It's true. Don't worry if you are skeptic at first. I was too. Until my Manx cat, CAT, showed me the light. Now it's my turn to show the light to others.
Let's face it. Sooner or later the mother ship is coming. When it does, don't you want to have an alien spokesperson that's on your side? Seriously, if you do not already live with a cat...adopt one. Today.
Time is of the essence...
Image Credit: Flickr Commons by Valerie Everett
CAT: Manx Cat or Alien?
You Decide
I first came to the realization that cats were aliens when CAT first adopted me. I'm a country girl, born and raised, so cats were nothing new to me. Until that fateful day CAT came into my life. She was a small little thing with a crooked little half a tail. How was I to know she would change my life?
She opened my eyes to the truth. We had an agreement the two of us. I would take care of her earthly needs and when the mothership came, she would take care of me.
Unfortunately it was a scout ship that came for CAT, way before I was ready to see her go. It took her spirit only, there was no room aboard for the earthly cat body. But I can't be too sad for her passing--or at least I keep telling myself that--because somewhere up there, my beloved CAT just went home.
The picture to the right is CAT. I'm sorry if it is a bit fuzzy--I believe she didn't want to be photographed well. Maybe it was one of her irrational alien fears...
Image Credit: Belinda342
Cats are Aliens: 5 Points of Proof
Proof #1: The Green Alien Face--Look Familiar?
My first point of proof is this: almost all accounts from people who have seen aliens report the same basic image. High, wide forehead...large slanted eyes...narrow nose...almost triangular face...green tint...
Now, keep in mind the number of times you have awakened to find your cat staring at you. If your cat is nearby (assuming you have a cat), stare at him for a really long time then close your eyes. Notice how the ears kind of blur into nothing and the image of the face turns a little green?
I rest my case.
Image Credit: Flickr Creative Commons by kaibara87
To Prove My Point...
This book's cover proves the point...see the similarities? Just add ears and fur...
And by the way, if you haven't read this book, you should. It's totally chilling.
Cute Kitty Videos...Or Aliens Among Us?
Some of these cats are definitely aliens...
Proof Point #2: Ability to Teleport at Will
Beam Me Up, Fluffy
We've all seen it happen. One minute there's a cat in the room and the next minute there isn't. Or vice versa. Teleportation is the realm of aliens, don't you think? At least, we humans don't yet have that technology.
This also explains the cat's inane ability to get into places we think it would be impossible for them to manage. They just beam themselves in and out!
Proof Point #3: We've Been Domesticated
Us, Not Them
When you stop to think of it, cats are probably the only small creature we haven't domesticated. Oh sure, we say we have, but the truth is much different. In fact, they have domesticated us. Don't believe me?
Who provides food to the other? Who cleans up after the other? Who scoops the litter box? And just what do we get in return?
Awesome Litter Boxes for Your House Alien
Now that you know the truth, don't you want to give your resident alien something special? (Remember no one knows just when the Mothership will come!) How about one of these awesome new litter boxes?
Proof Point #4: Curious is the Cat
A Good Skill for an Alien Spy
Our household aliens have a mission. To gather intelligence on our species. That is why all cats are curious.
It's their duty...
If you think about it, even the Starship Enterprise's mission was to "seek out and explore". Isn't that what cats do on a daily basis?
Image Credit: Flickr Creative Commons by K. Steudel
Proof Point #5: The Egyptian Cat God
God...or Alien?
The ancient Egyptians worshiped cats as gods and goddesses. Could this be because they saw them land on earth in their space craft?
In that time period, everything that came from the heavens was a god...
Just think how long ago that was. We are truly lucky that these little aliens have come to love us. Otherwise, we would totally be under their rule by now.
Of course, some of us are...
Image Credit: Wikimedia Creative Commons by Rama
I'm Not Alone - Others Know the Truth Too
If you are thinking by now that I'm just a crazy cat lady, well think again. Here are some other links to prove that I'm not alone in knowing the truth.
- Flppy's Cat Page
See, I'm not the only believer in town. Here is another article from someone who knows... - Is Your Cat an Alien?
Here are some ways to help you tell... - The Paranoia Files
Are cats truly aliens, or just being used by them as living cameras? - Above Top Secret
Cats--alien camcorders?
Does Your Home Have an Alien? - Drop Us a Line and Let Us Know
@CreativeGal: Very well put! Amen
Having always been owned by cats I Absolutely I know that cats are aliens! Convincing other other humans of this difficult though. I LOVE your delightful lens!!!!!
Awesome lense.
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As a cat owner (lover) have to say I can see the likeness between CAT and my lovelies. Unique lens. :)
LOL, we had a couple of cats as a family when I was growing up, and can identify with almost everything said here. Thanks for giving me a good laugh. :)
Interesting ;)
This blog post takes this concept even further, and suggests that the entire feline kingdom are descendants of Humanoid Cat Aliens who visited earth in ancient times. Check it out: http://themacchoi.blogspot.ca/2012/11/alien-cat-pe...
I just absolutely love cats; love their independent snotty little attitudes...love how when they want affection, they'll let you know..love how they play and tease!
If cats are aliens, we definitely have one watching us. He's so bright... it is scary.
Do you ever wonder if it is actually we humans who are the aliens - and that cats are the true owners of the planet? The way so many of them act I suspect this might be true. LOL
Delightful! You've captured a cat's true identity! They ARE aliens -- and our greatest teachers!
Great lens very well written.
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@anonymous: He is probably cat-giggling about how very wrong our "science" is in the series! Definitely sounds like an alien to me. Take good care of him.
My cat was about 2 months old, and survived a 20 minute ride under the hood of a Dodge Neon...UNHARMED! Murry is so smart, I believe he is about 2500 years old. He chatters at us (me and my wife) ONLY when we are cooking food. He gets bored with toys, but he likes straws. We let him keep his claws even though we have a leather couch. He watches Stargate with us and comments accordingly.
Oh my gosh, I am laughing so hard!! This is the funniest thing I have ever read about cats. You have convinced me to make friends with all the stray cats "in the hood". Just in case......
HAHA...this is funny...but now really...we shouldn't make public the fact we know...we're losing the advantage against them :)
haha. good points. and Btw. I love the second video, the third one was alright. but with the 1st. you need to click the title.
Yes, it is easier to train a cat as long as you've got the meal at your hand. They will obey. No problem
Yep we've got one of those. It explains a lot...
I think sometimes humans are more aliens than animals, but i like your lens. Keep doing a good job.
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@maybelliene1212: Just because they are aliens doesn't mean they aren't lovable (and loving) creatures! My CAT that showed me the light on this was my furry soulmate. I will always miss her. In fact my dearest hope is that all aliens are so nice...
Yes I have been domesticated. I am very well trained. I provide food, water and an armpit to sleep in every night...*sigh*
HEY CATS R NOT ALIENS THEY R LOVABLE CREATURES!!!!
Ah! That's why the cat stares at me when I'm napping or sleeping. Should have know, it's my husbands cat.
Yes, my little Nala, definitely has alien tendencies.
Not now. In my childhood days, yes. Great lens.
Nice lens, Angel Blessed. I love cats aliens or not!
Aw! The gig is up! I have two little aliens. They invaded years ago. :)
I have one of these alien cats - he's about ready to go home too. Very cleaver and well thought out lens.
Cat videos and pictures are some of the most hilarious I've ever seen. I totally agree with you - cats ARE aliens!
This was really well written, made me laugh. There is a fair chance cats are aliens. Have you ever noticed how they just sit there and Stare or look around drinking in every detail. This is probably the point when they are communicating with their offworld friends, Or surveilling the area which is then viewed and scrutinised by the leaders back on their planet. definately food for thought.
Yes, alien invasion has already occurred in our home!
A lot of lunatics on this site! smh
Cats are intuitive, but that is interesting what you said. :-)
Currently there are no aliens aboard...but they are out there...somewhere, waiting to take over your home and your heart. You have proven your case well, I just got a chill of confirmation...they are among us and are keeping us as pets!
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@bryanike: It's a game they like to play. Close to our "Made you look" kind of thing...
This is freaky lol, have you noticed that sometimes when you're in a room by yourself, then you cat enters all in a sudden, but then it doesn't stare at you, they stare at something else like if there was a ghost, and after a while they get scared and then they start running like mad, away from you which makes it scary. Cats are not the only ones who do this though, dogs also have the habit to do this as well.
It is remarkable that you have uncovered the truth about cats being aliens. I don't know why none of us realized this obvious fact before. I can now rest easy, knowing that my cats' power over me is deliberate an' part of their responsibility as aliens. Very intuitive of you, to be sure.
Thank you so much for your visit an' comment on my 'Unicorn Gifts and Collectibles' page.
How very clever. I never thought about cats from this perspective, but I believe you are right.
I have a one-eared house alien (frostbite from when she was homeless before we adopted her). She definitely owns the house. Clever lens!
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@JoleneBelmain: You can click on the option to watch the video on YouTube to see the hoover cat video. It is a cute one...don't know why they blocked it from Squidoo!
It's true move hypnotises me to feed her with her glowing green eyes
It all makes sense now!
I think cats are about to take over the planet. Have you noticed how they get us to do the things they want to do? Including getting up in the middle of the night to let them out? Throw away a perfectly good dinner and dish out another just because they don't fancy what was on offer? it's going to be slave labour next....
Our home did have an alien, and we are looking for a new one lately. I tried to watch your youtube video, but it has been removed :(
Enjoyed the lens. My cat meets all the criteria.
I was always suspicious about cats. You did not mention that they have nine lives. Thats because they are ALIEN!! Good work.
Haha great story! :)
beutiful lens
She's curled up right next to me as I type this.... No doubt she'll teleport off somewhere soon though!
ADOPT a cat? Sheesh, they adopt me, and don't give me any choice in the matter! I do limit myself to two housemates, but I have a bunch of ferals who visit from time to time and cadge a meal. My housemates just walked in and took over, each at a different time.
I've always had my suspicions about cats, now they have been confirmed :)
We have 2 Siamese aliens!
Yes i have an alien cat :) and i love her very much..
I love this article! What a cute lens. I wish I had thought of it! LOL
Congratulations on making Popular Pages - Featured Lenses.
I'm hoping that we are ready for the invasion as we have 7 cats/aliens in residence (one of them is watching me very closely as I am typing this). SquidAngel Blessings.
If I could bless your lens, I would! This is fantastic. I completely agree with you, cats are aliens and I am so glad I have one on my side. We had to explain to our cat sitter that our cat is 'weird' but now I just have to explain that she is an alien, just like all the rest. I love cats and I love talking with cats in the street. I think I may have some alien in me because I can meow pretty darn good. Thank you so much for making me laugh today! :)
I love cats ... but aliens? I don't know, maybe :)
Oh how I love your style. I love cats but have not owned been captured by one for decades.
I believe it. In the middle of the night I would hear my cat making the strangest noises. She must have been communicating with the alien ship.
:) I'm find something for self :)
5 of them. I've been abducted.
Love this lens. You've totally convinced me that my brood is from outer space. :::blessed:::
We operate a "senior citizens home" for rescued aliens. Legal limit locally is 4. So one abandoned neighborhood alien that adopted us has to remain outdoors and we just feed her. We also work at the local shelter as time permits.
We have had many little aliens! :) All were adopted or rescues - currently "alien-less" but hope to adopt another soon!
yes we have two, Angel Blessings***, great page!
good lens
Totally with you on this one!
LOL! I'll never forget as a little girl, my mom called me over and said, "They're aliens!" and then pushed the house cat's ears back, "See!" Made a believer out of me.
I KNEW IT!
They were sent as the advanced force to scope us out for invasion. Problem is, they have it too good so they keep sending the message "not yet"
LOL this is so funny :))
Yes, and we all living in a comfortable environment. My kids speak Alien, too ;)
Not at present time but have had 2 special visitors in my past, a Persian and a Siamese both with special powers .
Yes we do have one. Like your fun page here!
Love this! Good job spreading the word. We do have an alien at home, too... gosh, so much makes better sense now that I understand my cat's true origin!
you know I think you might be right about the kitties being alien lifeforms... mine (Gypsy & Samhain) will wait for everyone to go to bed & lights to be out then start "communicating" as loudly as possible with these weird meows that aren't normal little kitty meows, but strange alien bellows that echo throughout the house... certainly loud enough to be heard in outer space, LOL
Really makes you think! Also, have to add, we have that Omega Paw self cleaning litter box AND LOVE IT! Fun page!
Used to until July of this year.. for 10 years. R.I.P. Bun<3
I have four aliens: a boy and three girls. And a dog who loves aliens :)
So true! We are surrounded by five of these furry little aliens.
Yes, I have always had at least 1 alien, in fact, we used to say that our first cat "Bond, James Bond" looked exactly like an alien when you held her ears back. Thanks for a very funny lens!
We did until a year back.
I have 11 aliens in my house! It's a miracle I haven't been abducted yet!
Oh yes, we have an alien. He has us completely under his control. :)
yes, I have three cats. And they are funny. Thier is never a dull moment around my house. :)
We have an alien feral cat that has adopted us - won't come in our house yet but I can tell she will soon take over! :>)
Yep, we have two aliens that are sisters, but so different to each other. They definitely rule our house!
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@takingachance: Just make sure to stay on their good side! Remember the Mothership...
Yes, my house has 2 aliens and I don't think I can trust them.
No aliens in our house but I've had cats (er, I mean aliens) as pets before and I truly believe you are right. Fun lens...
No, I'm afraid not - though I do remember and love the Cat From Outer Space! Great lens - blessed by a SquidAngel!
I have two aliens... or rather, they have me! Great article! I totally agree with you!
No alien cats ... no. But sure enjoyed this lens!
Not only do we have two, I think they read minds. Blessed
Am not sure. Maybe.
Shhhh, they're listening! ;-)
My three aliens allow me to co-exist in their space. It's obvious they have the higher intelligence. Fun lens. Especially loved Proof #1.
My home has no aliens except me. "Squid Angel blessed."
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