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Cats Are Aliens

Updated on June 10, 2016

Adopt an Alien (Cat) Today!

Cats are aliens. It's true. Don't worry if you are skeptic at first. I was too. Until my Manx cat, CAT, showed me the light. Now it's my turn to show the light to others.

Let's face it. Sooner or later the mother ship is coming. When it does, don't you want to have an alien spokesperson that's on your side? Seriously, if you do not already live with a cat...adopt one. Today.

Time is of the essence...

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CAT, My Alien
CAT, My Alien

CAT: Manx Cat or Alien?

You Decide

I first came to the realization that cats were aliens when CAT first adopted me. I'm a country girl, born and raised, so cats were nothing new to me. Until that fateful day CAT came into my life. She was a small little thing with a crooked little half a tail. How was I to know she would change my life?

She opened my eyes to the truth. We had an agreement the two of us. I would take care of her earthly needs and when the mothership came, she would take care of me.

Unfortunately it was a scout ship that came for CAT, way before I was ready to see her go. It took her spirit only, there was no room aboard for the earthly cat body. But I can't be too sad for her passing--or at least I keep telling myself that--because somewhere up there, my beloved CAT just went home.

The picture to the right is CAT. I'm sorry if it is a bit fuzzy--I believe she didn't want to be photographed well. Maybe it was one of her irrational alien fears...

Image Credit: Belinda342

Cat or Alien?
Cat or Alien?

Cats are Aliens: 5 Points of Proof

Proof #1: The Green Alien Face--Look Familiar?

My first point of proof is this: almost all accounts from people who have seen aliens report the same basic image. High, wide forehead...large slanted eyes...narrow nose...almost triangular face...green tint...

Now, keep in mind the number of times you have awakened to find your cat staring at you. If your cat is nearby (assuming you have a cat), stare at him for a really long time then close your eyes. Notice how the ears kind of blur into nothing and the image of the face turns a little green?

I rest my case.

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To Prove My Point...

Communion: A True Story
Communion: A True Story

This book's cover proves the point...see the similarities? Just add ears and fur...

And by the way, if you haven't read this book, you should. It's totally chilling.

 

Cute Kitty Videos...Or Aliens Among Us?

Some of these cats are definitely aliens...

Proof Point #2: Ability to Teleport at Will

Beam Me Up, Fluffy

We've all seen it happen. One minute there's a cat in the room and the next minute there isn't. Or vice versa. Teleportation is the realm of aliens, don't you think? At least, we humans don't yet have that technology.

This also explains the cat's inane ability to get into places we think it would be impossible for them to manage. They just beam themselves in and out!

Proof Point #3: We've Been Domesticated

Us, Not Them

When you stop to think of it, cats are probably the only small creature we haven't domesticated. Oh sure, we say we have, but the truth is much different. In fact, they have domesticated us. Don't believe me?

Who provides food to the other? Who cleans up after the other? Who scoops the litter box? And just what do we get in return?

Awesome Litter Boxes for Your House Alien

Now that you know the truth, don't you want to give your resident alien something special? (Remember no one knows just when the Mothership will come!) How about one of these awesome new litter boxes?

Alien Cat Spy
Alien Cat Spy

Proof Point #4: Curious is the Cat

A Good Skill for an Alien Spy

Our household aliens have a mission. To gather intelligence on our species. That is why all cats are curious.

It's their duty...

If you think about it, even the Starship Enterprise's mission was to "seek out and explore". Isn't that what cats do on a daily basis?

Image Credit: Flickr Creative Commons by K. Steudel

Cat God or Alien?
Cat God or Alien?

Proof Point #5: The Egyptian Cat God

God...or Alien?

The ancient Egyptians worshiped cats as gods and goddesses. Could this be because they saw them land on earth in their space craft?

In that time period, everything that came from the heavens was a god...

Just think how long ago that was. We are truly lucky that these little aliens have come to love us. Otherwise, we would totally be under their rule by now.

Of course, some of us are...

Image Credit: Wikimedia Creative Commons by Rama

I'm Not Alone - Others Know the Truth Too

If you are thinking by now that I'm just a crazy cat lady, well think again. Here are some other links to prove that I'm not alone in knowing the truth.

Does Your Home Have an Alien? - Drop Us a Line and Let Us Know

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      sierradawn lm 4 years ago

      @CreativeGal: Very well put! Amen

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      sierradawn lm 4 years ago

      Having always been owned by cats I Absolutely I know that cats are aliens! Convincing other other humans of this difficult though. I LOVE your delightful lens!!!!!

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      Random thoughts2 4 years ago

      Awesome lense.

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      Unknown-Signal-Recieved 4 years ago

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      norma-holt 4 years ago

      As a cat owner (lover) have to say I can see the likeness between CAT and my lovelies. Unique lens. :)

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      eightieschild 4 years ago

      LOL, we had a couple of cats as a family when I was growing up, and can identify with almost everything said here. Thanks for giving me a good laugh. :)

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      chanmatthewchan 4 years ago

      Interesting ;)

      This blog post takes this concept even further, and suggests that the entire feline kingdom are descendants of Humanoid Cat Aliens who visited earth in ancient times. Check it out: http://themacchoi.blogspot.ca/2012/11/alien-cat-pe...

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      Barbara Tremblay Cipak 4 years ago from Toronto, Canada

      I just absolutely love cats; love their independent snotty little attitudes...love how when they want affection, they'll let you know..love how they play and tease!

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      Linda Jo Martin 4 years ago from Post Falls, Idaho, USA

      If cats are aliens, we definitely have one watching us. He's so bright... it is scary.

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      nicolane 4 years ago

      Do you ever wonder if it is actually we humans who are the aliens - and that cats are the true owners of the planet? The way so many of them act I suspect this might be true. LOL

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      CreativeGal 4 years ago

      Delightful! You've captured a cat's true identity! They ARE aliens -- and our greatest teachers!

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      spids1 4 years ago

      Great lens very well written.

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      belinda342 4 years ago

      @anonymous: He is probably cat-giggling about how very wrong our "science" is in the series! Definitely sounds like an alien to me. Take good care of him.

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      anonymous 4 years ago

      My cat was about 2 months old, and survived a 20 minute ride under the hood of a Dodge Neon...UNHARMED! Murry is so smart, I believe he is about 2500 years old. He chatters at us (me and my wife) ONLY when we are cooking food. He gets bored with toys, but he likes straws. We let him keep his claws even though we have a leather couch. He watches Stargate with us and comments accordingly.

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      Monroviastylist 4 years ago

      Oh my gosh, I am laughing so hard!! This is the funniest thing I have ever read about cats. You have convinced me to make friends with all the stray cats "in the hood". Just in case......

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      CristianStan 4 years ago

      HAHA...this is funny...but now really...we shouldn't make public the fact we know...we're losing the advantage against them :)

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      fiffe01 4 years ago

      haha. good points. and Btw. I love the second video, the third one was alright. but with the 1st. you need to click the title.

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      Rushdan 4 years ago

      Yes, it is easier to train a cat as long as you've got the meal at your hand. They will obey. No problem

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      Allison Whitehead 4 years ago

      Yep we've got one of those. It explains a lot...

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      CatarinaAz 4 years ago

      I think sometimes humans are more aliens than animals, but i like your lens. Keep doing a good job.

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      belinda342 4 years ago

      @maybelliene1212: Just because they are aliens doesn't mean they aren't lovable (and loving) creatures! My CAT that showed me the light on this was my furry soulmate. I will always miss her. In fact my dearest hope is that all aliens are so nice...

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      Mark Falco 4 years ago from Reno, Nevada

      Yes I have been domesticated. I am very well trained. I provide food, water and an armpit to sleep in every night...*sigh*

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      maybelliene1212 4 years ago

      HEY CATS R NOT ALIENS THEY R LOVABLE CREATURES!!!!

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      WilkWise 4 years ago

      Ah! That's why the cat stares at me when I'm napping or sleeping. Should have know, it's my husbands cat.

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      Tobint44 LM 4 years ago

      Yes, my little Nala, definitely has alien tendencies.

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      A RovingReporter 4 years ago

      Not now. In my childhood days, yes. Great lens.

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      Barbara 4 years ago from USA

      Nice lens, Angel Blessed. I love cats aliens or not!

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      NYThroughTheLens 4 years ago

      Aw! The gig is up! I have two little aliens. They invaded years ago. :)

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      RinchenChodron 4 years ago

      I have one of these alien cats - he's about ready to go home too. Very cleaver and well thought out lens.

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      hijess 4 years ago

      Cat videos and pictures are some of the most hilarious I've ever seen. I totally agree with you - cats ARE aliens!

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      Thomo85 4 years ago

      This was really well written, made me laugh. There is a fair chance cats are aliens. Have you ever noticed how they just sit there and Stare or look around drinking in every detail. This is probably the point when they are communicating with their offworld friends, Or surveilling the area which is then viewed and scrutinised by the leaders back on their planet. definately food for thought.

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      Jennifer P Tanabe 4 years ago from Red Hook, NY

      Yes, alien invasion has already occurred in our home!

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      austin-henson-7 4 years ago

      A lot of lunatics on this site! smh

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      lanealanea 4 years ago

      Cats are intuitive, but that is interesting what you said. :-)

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      anonymous 4 years ago

      Currently there are no aliens aboard...but they are out there...somewhere, waiting to take over your home and your heart. You have proven your case well, I just got a chill of confirmation...they are among us and are keeping us as pets!

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      belinda342 4 years ago

      @bryanike: It's a game they like to play. Close to our "Made you look" kind of thing...

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      bryanike 4 years ago

      This is freaky lol, have you noticed that sometimes when you're in a room by yourself, then you cat enters all in a sudden, but then it doesn't stare at you, they stare at something else like if there was a ghost, and after a while they get scared and then they start running like mad, away from you which makes it scary. Cats are not the only ones who do this though, dogs also have the habit to do this as well.

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      yayas 4 years ago

      It is remarkable that you have uncovered the truth about cats being aliens. I don't know why none of us realized this obvious fact before. I can now rest easy, knowing that my cats' power over me is deliberate an' part of their responsibility as aliens. Very intuitive of you, to be sure.

      Thank you so much for your visit an' comment on my 'Unicorn Gifts and Collectibles' page.

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      AlleyCatLane 4 years ago

      How very clever. I never thought about cats from this perspective, but I believe you are right.

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      Monica Lobenstein 4 years ago from Western Wisconsin

      I have a one-eared house alien (frostbite from when she was homeless before we adopted her). She definitely owns the house. Clever lens!

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      belinda342 4 years ago

      @JoleneBelmain: You can click on the option to watch the video on YouTube to see the hoover cat video. It is a cute one...don't know why they blocked it from Squidoo!

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      What_to_Know 4 years ago

      It's true move hypnotises me to feed her with her glowing green eyes

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      menskincaretips 4 years ago

      It all makes sense now!

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      SueMarchant 4 years ago

      I think cats are about to take over the planet. Have you noticed how they get us to do the things they want to do? Including getting up in the middle of the night to let them out? Throw away a perfectly good dinner and dish out another just because they don't fancy what was on offer? it's going to be slave labour next....

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      JoleneBelmain 4 years ago

      Our home did have an alien, and we are looking for a new one lately. I tried to watch your youtube video, but it has been removed :(

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      Judy Filarecki 4 years ago from SW Arizona and Northern New York

      Enjoyed the lens. My cat meets all the criteria.

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      ikepius 4 years ago

      I was always suspicious about cats. You did not mention that they have nine lives. Thats because they are ALIEN!! Good work.

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      faulco blogger85 4 years ago

      Haha great story! :)

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      heiksz 4 years ago

      beutiful lens

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      RichLeighHD 4 years ago

      She's curled up right next to me as I type this.... No doubt she'll teleport off somewhere soon though!

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      IncomeFromHomeT 4 years ago

      ADOPT a cat? Sheesh, they adopt me, and don't give me any choice in the matter! I do limit myself to two housemates, but I have a bunch of ferals who visit from time to time and cadge a meal. My housemates just walked in and took over, each at a different time.

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      mjoonline 4 years ago

      I've always had my suspicions about cats, now they have been confirmed :)

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      GreyMan 4 years ago

      We have 2 Siamese aliens!

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      thememorybooksh1 4 years ago

      Yes i have an alien cat :) and i love her very much..

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      Tony New 4 years ago from Dallas, TX

      I love this article! What a cute lens. I wish I had thought of it! LOL

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      dellgirl 4 years ago

      Congratulations on making Popular Pages - Featured Lenses.

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      Stephen Bush 4 years ago from Ohio

      I'm hoping that we are ready for the invasion as we have 7 cats/aliens in residence (one of them is watching me very closely as I am typing this). SquidAngel Blessings.

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      Tea Pixie 4 years ago

      If I could bless your lens, I would! This is fantastic. I completely agree with you, cats are aliens and I am so glad I have one on my side. We had to explain to our cat sitter that our cat is 'weird' but now I just have to explain that she is an alien, just like all the rest. I love cats and I love talking with cats in the street. I think I may have some alien in me because I can meow pretty darn good. Thank you so much for making me laugh today! :)

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      kmyangel 4 years ago

      I love cats ... but aliens? I don't know, maybe :)

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      Bestbuyguide 4 years ago

      Oh how I love your style. I love cats but have not owned been captured by one for decades.

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      raegal75 4 years ago

      I believe it. In the middle of the night I would hear my cat making the strangest noises. She must have been communicating with the alien ship.

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      anonymous 4 years ago

      :) I'm find something for self :)

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      Leah J. Hileman 4 years ago from East Berlin, PA, USA

      5 of them. I've been abducted.

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      TravelingRae 4 years ago

      Love this lens. You've totally convinced me that my brood is from outer space. :::blessed:::

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      Stephen Lewis 4 years ago

      We operate a "senior citizens home" for rescued aliens. Legal limit locally is 4. So one abandoned neighborhood alien that adopted us has to remain outdoors and we just feed her. We also work at the local shelter as time permits.

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      writerkath 4 years ago

      We have had many little aliens! :) All were adopted or rescues - currently "alien-less" but hope to adopt another soon!

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      Close2Art LM 4 years ago

      yes we have two, Angel Blessings***, great page!

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      abi-jose-90 4 years ago

      good lens

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      Ambie-Bambi 4 years ago

      Totally with you on this one!

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      JZinoBodyArt 4 years ago

      LOL! I'll never forget as a little girl, my mom called me over and said, "They're aliens!" and then pushed the house cat's ears back, "See!" Made a believer out of me.

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      RedHairedRockHead 4 years ago

      I KNEW IT!

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      Robert Zimmerman 4 years ago from SE Florida, USA

      They were sent as the advanced force to scope us out for invasion. Problem is, they have it too good so they keep sending the message "not yet"

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      anonymous 4 years ago

      LOL this is so funny :))

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      kgdunst 4 years ago

      Yes, and we all living in a comfortable environment. My kids speak Alien, too ;)

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      justmelucy 4 years ago

      Not at present time but have had 2 special visitors in my past, a Persian and a Siamese both with special powers .

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      lbuben 4 years ago

      Yes we do have one. Like your fun page here!

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      hntrssthmpsn 4 years ago

      Love this! Good job spreading the word. We do have an alien at home, too... gosh, so much makes better sense now that I understand my cat's true origin!

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      anonymous 4 years ago

      you know I think you might be right about the kitties being alien lifeforms... mine (Gypsy & Samhain) will wait for everyone to go to bed & lights to be out then start "communicating" as loudly as possible with these weird meows that aren't normal little kitty meows, but strange alien bellows that echo throughout the house... certainly loud enough to be heard in outer space, LOL

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      Kay 4 years ago

      Really makes you think! Also, have to add, we have that Omega Paw self cleaning litter box AND LOVE IT! Fun page!

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      Merstarr 4 years ago

      Used to until July of this year.. for 10 years. R.I.P. Bun<3

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      RedShoesGirl 4 years ago

      I have four aliens: a boy and three girls. And a dog who loves aliens :)

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      Neeznoodle 4 years ago

      So true! We are surrounded by five of these furry little aliens.

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      LeeD LM 4 years ago

      Yes, I have always had at least 1 alien, in fact, we used to say that our first cat "Bond, James Bond" looked exactly like an alien when you held her ears back. Thanks for a very funny lens!

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      webscan 4 years ago

      We did until a year back.

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      SilmarwenLinwelin 4 years ago

      I have 11 aliens in my house! It's a miracle I haven't been abducted yet!

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      SheilaMilne 4 years ago from Kent, UK

      Oh yes, we have an alien. He has us completely under his control. :)

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      Sunflower2423 4 years ago

      yes, I have three cats. And they are funny. Thier is never a dull moment around my house. :)

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      MartieG aka 'survivoryea' 4 years ago from Jersey Shore

      We have an alien feral cat that has adopted us - won't come in our house yet but I can tell she will soon take over! :>)

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      Bill 4 years ago from Gold Coast, Australia

      Yep, we have two aliens that are sisters, but so different to each other. They definitely rule our house!

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      belinda342 4 years ago

      @takingachance: Just make sure to stay on their good side! Remember the Mothership...

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      takingachance 4 years ago

      Yes, my house has 2 aliens and I don't think I can trust them.

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      suzy-t 4 years ago

      No aliens in our house but I've had cats (er, I mean aliens) as pets before and I truly believe you are right. Fun lens...

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      JoshK47 4 years ago

      No, I'm afraid not - though I do remember and love the Cat From Outer Space! Great lens - blessed by a SquidAngel!

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      Country Sunshine 4 years ago from Texas

      I have two aliens... or rather, they have me! Great article! I totally agree with you!

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      AnnaleeBlysse 4 years ago

      No alien cats ... no. But sure enjoyed this lens!

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      Ann Hinds 4 years ago from So Cal

      Not only do we have two, I think they read minds. Blessed

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      Mary Norton 4 years ago from Ontario, Canada

      Am not sure. Maybe.

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      flycatcherrr 4 years ago

      Shhhh, they're listening! ;-)

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      Renaissance Woman 4 years ago from Colorado

      My three aliens allow me to co-exist in their space. It's obvious they have the higher intelligence. Fun lens. Especially loved Proof #1.

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      Joan Haines 4 years ago

      My home has no aliens except me. "Squid Angel blessed."