Cats Are Aliens
Adopt an Alien (Cat) Today!
Cats are aliens. It's true. Don't worry if you are skeptic at first. I was too. Until my Manx cat, CAT, showed me the light. Now it's my turn to show the light to others.
Let's face it. Sooner or later the mother ship is coming. When it does, don't you want to have an alien spokesperson that's on your side? Seriously, if you do not already live with a cat...adopt one. Today.
Time is of the essence...
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CAT: Manx Cat or Alien?
I first came to the realization that cats were aliens when CAT first adopted me. I'm a country girl, born and raised, so cats were nothing new to me. Until that fateful day CAT came into my life. She was a small little thing with a crooked little half a tail. How was I to know she would change my life?
She opened my eyes to the truth. We had an agreement the two of us. I would take care of her earthly needs and when the mothership came, she would take care of me.
Unfortunately it was a scout ship that came for CAT, way before I was ready to see her go. It took her spirit only, there was no room aboard for the earthly cat body. But I can't be too sad for her passing--or at least I keep telling myself that--because somewhere up there, my beloved CAT just went home.
The picture to the right is CAT. I'm sorry if it is a bit fuzzy--I believe she didn't want to be photographed well. Maybe it was one of her irrational alien fears...
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Cats are Aliens: 5 Points of Proof
Proof #1: The Green Alien Face--Look Familiar?
My first point of proof is this: almost all accounts from people who have seen aliens report the same basic image. High, wide forehead...large slanted eyes...narrow nose...almost triangular face...green tint...
Now, keep in mind the number of times you have awakened to find your cat staring at you. If your cat is nearby (assuming you have a cat), stare at him for a really long time then close your eyes. Notice how the ears kind of blur into nothing and the image of the face turns a little green?
I rest my case.
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To Prove My Point...
This book's cover proves the point...see the similarities? Just add ears and fur...
And by the way, if you haven't read this book, you should. It's totally chilling.
Cute Kitty Videos...Or Aliens Among Us?
Some of these cats are definitely aliens...
Proof Point #2: Ability to Teleport at Will
Beam Me Up, Fluffy
We've all seen it happen. One minute there's a cat in the room and the next minute there isn't. Or vice versa. Teleportation is the realm of aliens, don't you think? At least, we humans don't yet have that technology.
This also explains the cat's inane ability to get into places we think it would be impossible for them to manage. They just beam themselves in and out!
Proof Point #3: We've Been Domesticated
Us, Not Them
When you stop to think of it, cats are probably the only small creature we haven't domesticated. Oh sure, we say we have, but the truth is much different. In fact, they have domesticated us. Don't believe me?
Who provides food to the other? Who cleans up after the other? Who scoops the litter box? And just what do we get in return?
Awesome Litter Boxes for Your House Alien
Now that you know the truth, don't you want to give your resident alien something special? (Remember no one knows just when the Mothership will come!) How about one of these awesome new litter boxes?
Proof Point #4: Curious is the Cat
A Good Skill for an Alien Spy
Our household aliens have a mission. To gather intelligence on our species. That is why all cats are curious.
It's their duty...
If you think about it, even the Starship Enterprise's mission was to "seek out and explore". Isn't that what cats do on a daily basis?
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Proof Point #5: The Egyptian Cat God
The ancient Egyptians worshiped cats as gods and goddesses. Could this be because they saw them land on earth in their space craft?
In that time period, everything that came from the heavens was a god...
Just think how long ago that was. We are truly lucky that these little aliens have come to love us. Otherwise, we would totally be under their rule by now.
Of course, some of us are...
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I'm Not Alone - Others Know the Truth Too
If you are thinking by now that I'm just a crazy cat lady, well think again. Here are some other links to prove that I'm not alone in knowing the truth.