Crazy Cat Gifts!
Who are you calling crazy!
Mee-oooow! Hi, I'm Sebastian, a 13 year old male cat whose favorite things to do in life are eating, sleeping, and cuddling with my mommy. My human family thinks I act crazy sometimes, but if you ask me ... they are the crazy ones! So, in my quest to prove that people are crazier than cats, I've searched out some unusual gifts for both crazy cat lovers and "so called" crazy cats.
So, take a look at what I found, then you can decide who is crazier ... cats or their humans!
The Devious Book for Cats - by the Distinguished Feline Writers Fluffy & Bonkers
Do you have a hard time understanding those crazy people that you have domesticated? This excellent book written by cats for cats will help you! With it you can master the art of swiping food, learn the secrets of daredevil cats, brush up on your cat history, learn about careers for cats, improve your cat fighting skills, better organize your secret missions, take a look at the illustrated guide to napping, contemplate the latest methods of getting unstuck from a tree, learn how to booby trap your house, prepare to move into a kitty condo, read the scary "Legend of the Crazy Cat Lady", and learn much more with these purrr-fect cat tips!
I have to state that although I find this book to contain very serious cat subjects, my human mommy seemed to find it hysterical! She was ... hmmm, how do humans put it ... ROTF-LOL. What's that suppose to mean anyway? Oh ... mommy just said it means "rolling on the floor laughing out loud". Um ... OK ... and they think we are the crazy ones?
Funny & Crazy Cats!
Cat Science Kit - With this helpful kit, you can fully educate your humans about the superior level of feline intelligence.
This cool item will help you crazy humans understand a little bit more about your cat and his / her moods when you give your cat an interview and learn how to make kitty toys and goodies!
Catopoly? - Yes, we felines know that we already own everything, but this game will prove it to our humans!
Cats and cat lovers will enjoy this classic "Monopoly" game with fun information about cats on the properties and cute player tokens of mice, balls of yarn, milk bottles, and others!
Crazy Kitty's Palace - Finally, you will be treated like the royalty that you really are!
Puuurrrrr! You can scratch, play with the rope and toy, or take a nap. Sounds good to me!
The Crazy Cat Lady Game - We cats must start to train the next generation for our kittens.
This board game will not leave your family bored. It guides them to gather and care for more cats with the winner being the best cat owner!
Crazy Cats Card Game - This game is fun for your youngest human pets!
OK, felines - you can get your human family to MEOW with this fun card game that can be taken everywhere they go! Players match colors of cats while mimicking cat facial expressions and meowing.
Laughing Kitty Cat
By a simple wave of your paw, you can start this kitty rolling on the floor laughing. Sure to be a hit with your humans!
Fun Books for You & Your Humans to Enjoy - Help your humans know what you are really thinking! :)
"Here's a purr-fect way to be your cat's meow! With the super ideas and activities in this book, there's no end to the fun you'll have playing with your favorite feline friend. From playing pool to playing the piano, from taking a photo to taking a shower, Totally Fun Things to Do with Your Cat has an amazing array of activities you can share. Discover great games using everyday objects like paper bags, balls, and string, or teach your cat to play hide and seek. You can even put on a cat show starring your fabulous feline. Basic training tips are also included, along with fascinating facts about cats."
"What Is My Cat Thinking? is essential for learning to respond to your cat's changing needs. Did you ever wonder why she licks her paws, scratches the furniture or brings dead animals into the house? This book lifts the lid on cat behavior and helps you communicate more effectively with your pet. Includes questions and answer sections."
"Finally, a definitive book that delivers many unknown facts about every aspect of caring for and sharing your life with a cat, ranging from proper nutrition and strange behavior to medical care and multi-cat households, to grooming and geriatrics. The Cat Bible explains the mysteries of feline behavior to owners who are devoted to their cats without being able to fully understand them. It offers straightforward solutions to the problems that cause people to give up their cats, many of which are preventable, including litter box avoidance, furniture scratching, and physical ailments."
"While people will buy this book because it's so darn cute, smart cats know that it's chock full of must-know information to make their lives even more pleasant than it already is. That's because Quasi-a white-furred Tom who's 18 punchin' pounds of fabulous feline-reveals special secrets to his fellow couch clawers: how to look irresistibly cute, successfully get food anytime, hide when they don't feel like coming in, and wake up their peacefully sleeping humans very early in the morning. There's even a list of great places to…umm "get rid" of those annoying hairballs. That sound you hear? It's paws applauding!"
What Cats are Really Thinking - Hmmm hmmm ~ I think this proves my theory about who is crazier!
Who do YOU think is crazier?
Warning: Crazy Cat Sign - ME - OW! You don't want to make me mad!
I think the sign says all that needs to be said here. ;D
Crazy Cat Wooden Stamp
He - he! Now you can leave paw prints & cat prints all over the freshly cleaned floor! Don't forget to get an inkpad. Mwaaa - ha - ha!
Love My Cat Fabric
Cat lovers would love to make crafts and quilts with one of the many cat fabrics. Maybe they will sew you a new kitty bed!
Crazy Cats Print Novelty Tea Kitchen Towels
Decorate your kitchen with cats ~ that way humans will be thinking food and cats every time they come into the kitchen! Ha - ha! Play some mind games to get more kitty treats!