If your child's pet hamster has a pet spider who has a pet rock vomited, who wou

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  1. Phil Plasma profile image76
    Phil Plasmaposted 6 years ago

    If your child's pet hamster has a pet spider who has a pet rock vomited, who would clean it up?

  2. tammyfrost profile image80
    tammyfrostposted 6 years ago

    My Child would be responsible for cleaning it up. I am not going to clean up the vomit lol.

  3. Helena Ricketts profile image95
    Helena Rickettsposted 6 years ago

    I agree with tammyfrost.  There's NO way I would clean that mess up!  smile

  4. somethingsimple profile image57
    somethingsimpleposted 6 years ago

    we like to say the child would clean it, but we know its up to us.

  5. landscapeartist profile image76
    landscapeartistposted 6 years ago

    I agree with everyone here.  We all know that hamsters should make their pet spiders clean up the mess made by their pet rock since rocks have no arms. However, spiders get so confused over which legs to use.  It's time consuming waiting for them to decide which of their 8 legs should be mopping up all that puke. 

    If you want the mess cleaned up before it dries and becomes all crusty, you have two options.  Either, have your child clean rocks puke up or do it yourself.  But, don't forget now that rock may be feeling a little under the weather.  Find out where the mouth is and take its temperature. 

    Oh, and when you do find the mouth...Let me know the location.  You never know when I might need that little bit of information too.  lol

    Happy cleaning!

  6. profile image52
    BriKuhnposted 5 years ago

    ROFL @landscapeartist and @PhilPlasma, I just joined hubpages.com today after seeing some of your hubs - VERY funny work, sir! smile

 
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