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Parody of Dos Equis Commercial: Most Interesting Cat in the World

Updated on May 21, 2013


He is the most interesting cat in the world.

He's a lover, not a fighter. But he's also a fighter, so don't get any ideas.

Welcome to Zorro's photo gallery, my friends. Enjoy the the most interesting cat in the world.

Stay thirsty. Zorro is.

 The most interesting cat in the world.
The most interesting cat in the world. | Source

He doesn't answer to cat - or kitty kitty either. He only answers to Wussy. Only real cats can be called Wussy and still be the manliest cat on the block.

 The most interesting cat in the world.
The most interesting cat in the world. | Source

He is elusive and a cad. He has class, and knows how to wave his tail. His neighbors call him the "coolest" cat they know. Just who is this cat behind the mask?

The most interesting cat in the world.
The most interesting cat in the world. | Source

The pheromones he secretes have been known to affect cats miles away, in a slight, but measurable way.

 The most interesting cat in the world.
The most interesting cat in the world. | Source

He has been known to cure allergies, just by walking into a room.

 The most interesting cat in the world.
The most interesting cat in the world. | Source

His organ donation card also lists his whiskers.

The most interesting cat in the world.
The most interesting cat in the world. | Source

Animal Control often questions him, just because they find him interesting.

The most interesting cat in the world.
The most interesting cat in the world. | Source

Can't get enough? More interesting facts about the most interesting cat in the world:

"Even rival cats on the block list him as their emergency contact number."

"He could disarm you with his looks or his paws, either way."

"Years ago, he built a city out of cat trees. Today, over 600,000 cats live and play there."

"People hang on his every meow, even the prepositions."

"His personality is so magnetic, he is unable to wear a micro-chip collar."

"His whiskers alone have experienced more than a lesser cats entire body".

And the latest facts by Dorsi, the most interesting cat in the worlds mom:

"He is such an interesting figure that a whole television series was named after him in the 1950's. The character Tonto was named after his favorite friend."

"One year the entire United States was on back-order for masks because every child wanted to be him on Halloween."

"Socks have been re-designed to be black and white instead of just the common white, patterned after his paws"

"His mother Dorsi gets stopped on the streets by children begging for his autograph."

"Even mice throw him Birthday parties."

'"Cat litter boxes were re-designed after his insistence on more "private quarters."

"Cat condos were invented after he insisted on a better living space ."

"He only drinks Cats Equis"

He is...The Most Interesting Cat in the World.

Stay thirsty my friends.


@Copyright Dorsi Diaz 2011

(Dorsi Diaz is a freelance writer, artist and photographer. She has a profound love of animals and has 1 cat and 2 dogs. She is also fostering her sons 2 pit bulls right now along with their 8 puppies. She has a great sense of humor and likes to poke fun at everyday life. The Dos Equis commercial was used as a springboard for creating this hub on the most "interesting cat in the world." If you enjoy the Dos Equis commercials there is a link below with the full transcripts of the commercials along with the genuine Dos Equis website. Please feel free to leave comments and thanks for reading!)


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  • Dorsi profile imageAUTHOR

    Dorsi Diaz 

    4 years ago from The San Francisco Bay Area

    Linda, it seems we both have cats that we wrote about, believe me, I have more than enough material to write about that I don't ever need to steal someones work. And yes, the last part of this hub that I added on my own cat quotes can be cited here as original because I wrote those myself. And technically, we both are doing a parody of something someone else made up. I don't make any money off this hub so I don't know what the fuss is about.

    And the latest facts by Dorsi, the most interesting cat in the worlds mom:

    "He is such an interesting figure that a whole television series was named after him in the 1950's. The character Tonto was named after his favorite friend."

    "One year the entire United States was on back-order for masks because every child wanted to be him on Halloween."

    "Socks have been re-designed to be black and white instead of just the common white, patterned after his paws"

    "His mother Dorsi gets stopped on the streets by children begging for his autograph."

    "Even mice throw him Birthday parties."

    '"Cat litter boxes were re-designed after his insistence on more "private quarters."

    "Cat condos were invented after he insisted on a better living space ."

    "He only drinks Cats Equis"

    He is...The Most Interesting Cat in the World.

    Stay thirsty my friends.

    @Copyright Dorsi Diaz 2011

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    Linda Medley 

    4 years ago

    You can't copywrite this I made it up june twenty first 2010 and posted it to face book many different times to some of those cute cat pages.... I wrote it about my cat toby and I still have the link to the post that shows that I posted it 2010. HERES WHAT I WROTE ABOUT MY CAT TOBY:

    His whiskers alone have experienced more than a lesser cat's entire body.

    His litter smells like mint.

    Fleas refuse to bite him purely out of respect.

    He speaks fluent Canis lupus familiaris, in Rodent.

    ASPCA often question him, just because they find him interesting.

    He never says anything taste like 'tuna' Not even tuna.

    He lives vicariously through himself.

    He once had an awkward moment, just to see how it feels.

    His charm is so contagious, vaccines have been created for it.

    Years ago, he built a city entirely out of kitty litter. Today, over six hundred thousand people live and work there.

    His legends precede him, the way hacking precedes hairballs.

    He's a lover, not a fighter, but he's also a little cutie pie con artist, so don't get any ideas.

    His mother has a collar that reads 'Son'.

    He wouldn't be afraid to show his naughty side, if he had one.

    He is the Most Interesting Cat in the World.

    "I don't always drink cream, but when I do I prefer Dos Leches. Stay thirsty my friends."

    I AM GOING TO DO PAGE HERE WITH ALL THE LINKS GOING BACK TO MY ORGINAL POSTS with pictures and other thing I wrote. The dates on my face book wall PROVES that I posted it June 21 2010.

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    Dorsi Diaz 

    6 years ago from The San Francisco Bay Area

    @seanor) That is very traumatic. Our sons saw our dog get hit by a car along time ago and it was very hard on them. I'm sorry.

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    seanorjohn 

    6 years ago

    Thanks Dorsi cos my Annie is the most amazing cat. She follows me everywhere and always waits for children to pet her. But my darling Oscar will always be in my heart.

    Oscar's death was horrific. I witnessed her being run over.

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    Dorsi Diaz 

    6 years ago from The San Francisco Bay Area

    @seanorjohn) Thanks seanor. Annie and Zorro will be the "2 Most Interesting Cats in the World" then!

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    seanorjohn 

    6 years ago

    I love it. "Even mice throw him Birthday parties". He looks a bit like my Annie who is a close runner up for the title most interesting cat.

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    Dorsi Diaz 

    6 years ago from The San Francisco Bay Area

    @DearBandit) Lol I LOVE that one too. Even though I made it up, I laugh at it every time I read it hehehehe.

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    DearBandit 

    6 years ago

    "Even mice throw him Birthday parties." FUnny~!

    Ohh I can see his charm!

    I love the photos! My favourite is the last one!

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    Dorsi Diaz 

    6 years ago from The San Francisco Bay Area

    I love that name Denise!)

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    Denise Handlon 

    6 years ago from North Carolina

    Dorsi, he looks like one of the cats we used to have. We called him boots

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    Dorsi Diaz 

    6 years ago from The San Francisco Bay Area

    @Casworker) Zorro says thank-you!

    @Peggy) Oh yes Peggy he is quite the charmer!

    @Patty) Thank you and nice to see you.

    @Denise) Thanks

    @ann) Yes he loves ALL female cats. he currently does have a girlfriend though.

    @prairie)Thanks for all the kudos!

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    Sharilee Swaity 

    6 years ago from Canada

    Very cute and interesting! You made a cat story like a forties detective novel. Love it and voted all the things, except useful!

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    annmackiemiller 

    6 years ago from Bingley Yorkshire England

    I love him - I wonder if he would like my 2 girl cats? Vote up and stuff

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    Denise Handlon 

    6 years ago from North Carolina

    Cute photos. Thanks for sharing.

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    Patty Inglish 

    6 years ago from USA. Member of Asgardia, the first space nation, since October 2016

    Very entertaining! Rated Up and Awesome.

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    Peggy Woods 

    6 years ago from Houston, Texas

    Hahaha! This was fun to read. You have quite a cat there and such a name...Wussy! It is quite obvious that he has a good life there with you and that he is quite the charmer. :))

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    CASE1WORKER 

    6 years ago from UNITED KINGDOM

    pretty kitty!

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