Parody of Dos Equis Commercial: Most Interesting Cat in the World
He is the most interesting cat in the world.
He's a lover, not a fighter. But he's also a fighter, so don't get any ideas.
Welcome to Zorro's photo gallery, my friends. Enjoy the the most interesting cat in the world.
Stay thirsty. Zorro is.
He doesn't answer to cat - or kitty kitty either. He only answers to Wussy. Only real cats can be called Wussy and still be the manliest cat on the block.
He is elusive and a cad. He has class, and knows how to wave his tail. His neighbors call him the "coolest" cat they know. Just who is this cat behind the mask?
The pheromones he secretes have been known to affect cats miles away, in a slight, but measurable way.
He has been known to cure allergies, just by walking into a room.
His organ donation card also lists his whiskers.
Animal Control often questions him, just because they find him interesting.
Can't get enough? More interesting facts about the most interesting cat in the world:
"Even rival cats on the block list him as their emergency contact number."
"He could disarm you with his looks or his paws, either way."
"Years ago, he built a city out of cat trees. Today, over 600,000 cats live and play there."
"People hang on his every meow, even the prepositions."
"His personality is so magnetic, he is unable to wear a micro-chip collar."
"His whiskers alone have experienced more than a lesser cats entire body".
And the latest facts by Dorsi, the most interesting cat in the worlds mom:
"He is such an interesting figure that a whole television series was named after him in the 1950's. The character Tonto was named after his favorite friend."
"One year the entire United States was on back-order for masks because every child wanted to be him on Halloween."
"Socks have been re-designed to be black and white instead of just the common white, patterned after his paws"
"His mother Dorsi gets stopped on the streets by children begging for his autograph."
"Even mice throw him Birthday parties."
'"Cat litter boxes were re-designed after his insistence on more "private quarters."
"Cat condos were invented after he insisted on a better living space ."
"He only drinks Cats Equis"
He is...The Most Interesting Cat in the World.
Stay thirsty my friends.
@Copyright Dorsi Diaz 2011
(Dorsi Diaz is a freelance writer, artist and photographer. She has a profound love of animals and has 1 cat and 2 dogs. She is also fostering her sons 2 pit bulls right now along with their 8 puppies. She has a great sense of humor and likes to poke fun at everyday life. The Dos Equis commercial was used as a springboard for creating this hub on the most "interesting cat in the world." If you enjoy the Dos Equis commercials there is a link below with the full transcripts of the commercials along with the genuine Dos Equis website. Please feel free to leave comments and thanks for reading!)
Dos Equis - The Most Interesting Man In The World
Dos Equis (XX) commercial transcript
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Wikipedia: The Most Interesting Man in the World
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