Cars men should not be seen driving or owning

The following is a list of cars that no man should be seen driving or even owning. To own such a car would be a disgrace to men and to *ahem* manhood. If you are a male, and you do own or drive a car on this list, please consider a different vehicle.

The Dodge Neon came in a variety of flavors. There was the 2-door Coupe and the 4-door sedan. They even had a "sporty" SRT-4 version with a turbocharged engine to compete with the Mistubishi Lancer EVO and the Subaru WRX STi. The SRT-4, however, is the weakest of the bunch.

In any case, don't be caught dead in a Neon because it's just not a man's car at all. Even if you were to own the sporty SRT-4, people will just laugh at you because you basically purchased a "poor-man's" version of the EVO and STi.

This car is SMALL. This is in no way manly at all. Sure, it's rather nimble and sporty and can pack a punch in performance (due to it's little size), but this is NO man's car at all.

This is a female's car....plain and simple. No man should be seen in this, let alone driving this. I've never seen a man looking cool in a Beetle.

The ultimate "douche" car. For starters, you can drop the top, and that instantly makes it a douche car. Not to mention, if you're having a mid life crisis and want to go with a car that goes topless, this is not the choice to purchase. Do yourself a favor, skip it. Your manhood will thank you for this crucial decision Oh, but you say this car is excellent for auto crossing and SCCA events? No. Just don't buy one. You're a roadster enthusiast? Here's a hint, go buy a 350Z, which can go topless as well as a used Honda S2000. And if you really wanted to, you could find a nice Acura NSX and you'll be definitely not a douche.

The tC IS sporty, don't get me wrong, however, this is actually a girl's car. Yes it is! This car matches a female more than it does for a male. And thus, no man should be caught seen driving this girls ride.

Oh it's so cute! That's why no man should be seen in this small little box. This looks so horsepower-less it's not even funny at all.

It's cute, too. But small! Nothing makes a man less masculine than this Scion iQ. I'd feel ashamed if I stepped out of this vehicle.

The Fiat 500 is similar to the Mini Cooper and the Scion iQ. It's small, unimpressive and downright not manly at all. Now, even if you were to get the performance oriented Abarth, it's not going to raise points to how horrible this car is.

Have you seen anything more ugly in your life? What in the world was the designer thinking? Not a great vehicle for men. I cannot honestly think a man would actually want to buy this ugly thing.

If there is a "douche" car second to the Miata, this is the one! Look how bland and boring and uninspiring this is. No flavor, no goodness, not a man's car at all. Oh, you decided to get a convertible version? End yourself now!

Everyone knows ALL Pontiac's are horrible to own. One of these horrible ones is the Grand Prix / Grand Am. This car is plain old ugly.

Just like the Scion iQ, this is no man's car. I know that some people would like to be "green" and want to have fuel efficiency, etc. And if this is your logic, please purchase an all electric vehicle instead. Great choices are the Nissan Leaf and the Chevrolet Volt.

If you're thinking that a Jeep is definitely manly, please think again. Unless you're driving a Grand Cherokee, skip it. It gives off a douche quality, too. Why would anyone want a Jeep? Now, unless you do go off-roading then it's OK But many just buy it because it looks cool & they think they're in the military while in reality they're civilians.

Yeah! Nothing makes you more macho than owning a Hummer, right? NO! Hummer's are played out, just like those spinners you thought were cool on SUV's like Escalade's and Tahoe's. Hummers are douche-like vehicles where other men (and women, too) will snicker. You're no more of a man by owning a Hummer. In fact, you're really hated because of how horrible this piece of junk is. And, not to mention how you're hurting the environment by pumping infinite gas into this piece of trash.

While there is nothing outwardly wrong with a Mercedes, owning a C-Class is. Men who want to show they're "rich" or are "wealthy" and buy this car merely fail at all levels. They don't quite have the money to buy something more expensive, and as a result, this "baby Benz" is all they can afford. If you simply cannot afford an S Class or E Class, buying this cheaper C-Class should be skipped. More respect will be given if buying an Audi A4 or BMW 3-Series.